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RATE MY PLATE | Christmas Dinner 2023
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This feels like when protesters step aside to let an ambulance through. You get a pass RA, hope you feel better soonRufus_Ambition said:I've got Covid. For the first time in my life, I'm spending Christmas Day on my own. I managed to get hold of an M&S turkey meal for one at the last minute.
This is it. It wasn't that bad, apart from the turkey which tasted a bit weird. Slag it off all you like – it's a ready meal!
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Dinner: looks decent - 8/10kidbrookeaddick said:Heres my plate before i smothered it i gravy and added a yorkshire. Turkey, a little bit of lamb, roast potatoes, mash, parsnips, brussels with bacon, carrots and sausagemeat stuffing plus the yorkshire and a couple pigs in blankets! Very full now! Merry Christmas everyone!
Table Dressing: clearly not bothered but not offensive - 4/10
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Dunno where you can get little mini-carrot turds to roast though. I mean what animal eats carrots and then drops out perfectly formed carrot droppings?
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It's the biggest plate i could find 🤣😂AFKABartram said:
Stu please tell me this was served on a saucer and isn’t what appears to be the biggest plate of food ever?Charlton_Stu said:Plenty of Turkey and Gammon hidden underneath and even managed to scrounge some of my mother's stuffing.
No wonder you never needed a Covid jab with half the food industry fighting for you…0 -
Three types of stuffing, including ‘gran-gran’s Caribbean stuffing (see below). Gran-gran passed away last week, but left presents for everybody, so there were tears shed as presents were opened.
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Doesn't really answer the question.Charlton_Stu said:
It's the biggest plate i could find 🤣😂AFKABartram said:
Stu please tell me this was served on a saucer and isn’t what appears to be the biggest plate of food ever?Charlton_Stu said:Plenty of Turkey and Gammon hidden underneath and even managed to scrounge some of my mother's stuffing.
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It's a big plate, still can't face any pudding yet.North Lower Neil said:
Doesn't really answer the question.Charlton_Stu said:
It's the biggest plate i could find 🤣😂AFKABartram said:
Stu please tell me this was served on a saucer and isn’t what appears to be the biggest plate of food ever?Charlton_Stu said:Plenty of Turkey and Gammon hidden underneath and even managed to scrounge some of my mother's stuffing.
No wonder you never needed a Covid jab with half the food industry fighting for you…0 -
You`ve lost the surface tension on that gravy.AFKABartram said:
Stu please tell me this was served on a saucer and isn’t what appears to be the biggest plate of food ever?Charlton_Stu said:Plenty of Turkey and Gammon hidden underneath and even managed to scrounge some of my mother's stuffing.
No wonder you never needed a Covid jab with half the food industry fighting for you…0 -
Are those roast potatoes left over from last year ;-)lancashire lad said:After 2 disasters one which resulted in no parsnips the rib of beef came out like this
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Lordflashheart said:
Pre Gravy
Pile on - I’m thick skinnedThat’s drier than a post menopausal nuns knickers.6 - Sponsored links:
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Danish style…
Oven roasted potatoes, caramelised potatoes, caramelised cocktail onions, scotch fillet, red cabbage, potato chips (a regional thing frowned upon in some parts of Denmark…) and thick gravy.
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Turkey, stuffing, yorkshires, roast pots , carrots , parsnips, cauliflower cheese, pigs in blankets, bread sauce and gravy. Conventional, but it tasted good.0
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The thick gravy looks a little like having to clear up after my dog if he's eaten too many pigs in blankets.1
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stonemuse said:
Haddock goujons instead of meat today
Looks like a bin bag from a school canteen split and spilled over the playground.
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Very glad I'm done with eating for the dayAlwaysneil said:The thick gravy looks a little like having to clear up after my dog if he's eaten too many pigs in blankets.1 -
Sum up Charlton's last decade on a plate.dicktracey said:Turkey and stuffing, roast potato wedges and cauliflower with cheese sause and gravy .... bit untraditional but noone here to impress. Plate by Royal Albert. Chrstmas greetings from Sydney.
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Year beforeBedsaddick said:
Are those roast potatoes left over from last year ;-)lancashire lad said:After 2 disasters one which resulted in no parsnips the rib of beef came out like this1 -
Genuinely unsure how stonemuse comes back from thisRodneyCharltonTrotta said:stonemuse said:Haddock goujons instead of meat today
Looks like a bin bag from a school canteen split and spilled over the playground.5 -
Lordflashheart said:Pre Gravy
Pile on - I’m thick skinned
So's that meat7 - Sponsored links:
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You lot just wait … you’ll miss me when I go away and sulk !Leuth said:
Genuinely unsure how stonemuse comes back from thisRodneyCharltonTrotta said:stonemuse said:Haddock goujons instead of meat today
Looks like a bin bag from a school canteen split and spilled over the playground.3 -
Well….. the boss ain’t happy with it but it was lovely 👍🏻6 -
Sorry to see your cat is not feeling very well. Don't know why you tipped it into your Yorkshire thoughHal1x said:non traditional dinner
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Salmon en Croute
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Just got the room ready….
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Frowned upon??Danepak said:Danish style…
Oven roasted potatoes, caramelised potatoes, caramelised cocktail onions, scotch fillet, red cabbage, potato chips (a regional thing frowned upon in some parts of Denmark…) and thick gravy.
F**kin hanging offence where I come from pal!6 -
What’s the biro on the table for in Alan Pardew’s cafe?Arsenetatters said:Just got the room ready….3 -
Mr Tatters like to do a sudoku while I’m slaving away in the kitchen. Alan Pardew’s having a party apparently and you should bring something.thai malaysia addick said:
What’s the biro on the table for in Alan Pardew’s cafe?Arsenetatters said:Just got the room ready….5 -
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Are you being held somewhere against your will?Arsenetatters said:Just got the room ready….16
