Oven roasted potatoes, caramelised potatoes, caramelised cocktail onions, scotch fillet, red cabbage, potato chips (a regional thing frowned upon in some parts of Denmark…) and thick gravy.
Looks like diarrhoea smeared across a badly sunburnt bum. Think some Chav that’s got blind drunk, gone for a very loose sangrea-laced shit on the playa, fallen over, then asleep with shorts tangled around his ankles. And then midday when he finally wakes up his pasty bum has absorbed enough UV to glow like Marie Currie’s nipples.
Oven roasted potatoes, caramelised potatoes, caramelised cocktail onions, scotch fillet, red cabbage, potato chips (a regional thing frowned upon in some parts of Denmark…) and thick gravy.
Catching up and wondering amongst the earlier chaos, how the hell did a plate consisting of pickled onions, diarrhoea and a bag of Walkers get let off so lightly???
One of my fellow Auckland Addicks mates reckon this is what our back line eat 20 mins before kick off…
Didn't take a picture so can't enter the comp this year. Shame, as I probably would have won. Had Turkey, Beef, Gammon with all the trimmings. Sons mother in law was over from Texas and insisted on making a dish for us. Sweet potato with marshmallows on top and sweetened further with orange juice. Fuck me, it was rank!
Didn't take a picture so can't enter the comp this year. Shame, as I probably would have won. Had Turkey, Beef, Gammon with all the trimmings. Son’s mother in law was over from Texas and insisted on making a dish for us. Sweet potato with marshmallows on top and sweetened further with orange juice. Fuck me, it was rank!
Oven roasted potatoes, caramelised potatoes, caramelised cocktail onions, scotch fillet, red cabbage, potato chips (a regional thing frowned upon in some parts of Denmark…) and thick gravy.
Catching up and wondering amongst the earlier chaos, how the hell did a plate consisting of pickled onions, diarrhoea and a bag of Walkers get let off so lightly???
One of my fellow Auckland Addicks mates reckon this is what our back line eat 20 mins before kick off…
The meat, gravy, and roast veggies actually look delicious, but I understand the brief of this thread. So I’ll shut up
Thank you all for your kind words and participation. Yes, perhaps a poor effort on Traceys part but she'll be back next Christmas with a crackers. There are mitigating circumstances which might belong on the 'How are you?' thread. Tracey is a wonderful home cook I'm 10kg over weight to prove it. So of your comments were in bad taste ( a bit like lunch) which others were more clinical and cutting. We loved them all. I cracked up and cried with some of the roasting. Best wishes. Rich
Great thread as always. Fair play all who were brave enough to post. If I’m ever allowed to cook a Christmas dinner I shall post but that’s not likely anytime soon.
brilliant thread - meant to post ours up - couldn't find my phone when the plating up was going on - think the wife had hidden it as i told her she was gonna be up for inspection on here - some great 'reviews' on here
Late entry for judging. Plenty off screen to top up with. Didn't want to overcrowd the plate. Pigs in blankets were momentarily forgotten about, hence the caramelisation 😁
Late entry for judging. Plenty off screen to top up with. Didn't want to overcrowd the plate. Pigs in blankets were momentarily forgotten about, hence the caramalisation 😁
Didn't take a picture so can't enter the comp this year. Shame, as I probably would have won. Had Turkey, Beef, Gammon with all the trimmings. Son’s mother in law was over from Texas and insisted on making a dish for us. Sweet potato with marshmallows on top and sweetened further with orange juice. Fuck me, it was rank!
I take it there was no thanksgiving.
Told her it was lovely. Funnily enough most of it is still in the serving bowl. It's deffo NOT going in my bubble and squeak. Hopefully she'll be gone before she realises it hasn't been eaten.
Late entry for judging. Plenty off screen to top up with. Didn't want to overcrowd the plate. Pigs in blankets were momentarily forgotten about, hence the caramelisation 😁
Why serve that lot on a side plate? (Looks good btw).
I generally feel that Yorkshire puds don't go with Xmas dinner if you're serving turkey. They take up too much room on the plate as well.
BTW, what time does everyone eat? Ours was around four thirty.
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Sons mother in law was over from Texas and insisted on making a dish for us. Sweet potato with marshmallows on top and sweetened further with orange juice. Fuck me, it was rank!
Were you down the park?
Fair play all who were brave enough to post.
If I’m ever allowed to cook a Christmas dinner I shall post but that’s not likely anytime soon.
Happy St Stephen’s Day 🥂🍻
Once you go black....
I generally feel that Yorkshire puds don't go with Xmas dinner if you're serving turkey. They take up too much room on the plate as well.
BTW, what time does everyone eat? Ours was around four thirty.