Rumours Rumours - Summer 2021 edition (Deadline Day from p814)

Six-a-bag-of-nuts

RonnieMoore said:

golfaddick said:

So, NA said a decision on Gomes would be made this week. As of 7pm Friday - nothing.

Gallen said 2 attacking players to sign this week. As of 7pm Friday - nothing.

C'mon you glass half full guys.....I need a positive spin.

Looked like Gomas was a done deal on Wed but then two deals that we have been sitting on dropped on Thursday .. now this has changed the situation paying for two attacking players .. 

JordanJLD

Finally! A new signing! And one that really drive us up (and down) the league. 

RedRobin

300 new posts and nothing 

Redrobo

Valley11 said:

Crewe manager opening answer at press conference:

https://youtu.be/32hhjAXvLjo

Love the comment “we have played them several times over the last three or four seasons, and so have they”.
No shit Sherlock.

mart77

RedRobin said:

300 new posts and nothing 

Mendonca In Asdas

RedRobin said:

300 new posts and nothing 

Oggy Red

Valley11 said:

Crewe manager opening answer at press conference:

https://youtu.be/32hhjAXvLjo

Blimmin' 'ell ...... that was hard to watch. 

Struggled to make out much of what they were saying - so I switched on the sub-titles.

Callumcafc

Artell describes the last couple of days as “eventful” but won’t go into detail on what’s happened.

cfgs

Callumcafc said:

Artell describes the last couple of days as “eventful” but won’t go into detail on what’s happened.

It'll all come out in the wash.

Six-a-bag-of-nuts

Callumcafc said:

Artell describes the last couple of days as “eventful” but won’t go into detail on what’s happened.

artell yer later guv

ForeverAddickted

cfgs said:

Callumcafc said:

Artell describes the last couple of days as “eventful” but won’t go into detail on what’s happened.

It'll all come out in the wash.

His players are all going to Vanish?

eastterrace6168

ForeverAddickted said:

cfgs said:

Callumcafc said:

Artell describes the last couple of days as “eventful” but won’t go into detail on what’s happened.

It'll all come out in the wash.

His players are all going to Vanish?

Let's hope it all don't end up down the drain

Oggy Red

ForeverAddickted said:

cfgs said:

Callumcafc said:

Artell describes the last couple of days as “eventful” but won’t go into detail on what’s happened.

It'll all come out in the wash.

His players are all going to Vanish?

No, but we're signing Daz and Omo.

sam3110

cfgs said:

Callumcafc said:

Artell describes the last couple of days as “eventful” but won’t go into detail on what’s happened.

It'll all come out in the wash.

Their fans will take Comfort in anything he says, but if he gives too much info he'll end up on the list of Daz...zler21

SuedeAdidas

That’s Life Boy. 

Scoham

A Crewe fan on their forum says it's us and Pompey who are in for Kirk.

https://boards.footymad.net/showthread.php?t=38276077&page=4

Dazzler21

sam3110 said:

cfgs said:

Callumcafc said:

Artell describes the last couple of days as “eventful” but won’t go into detail on what’s happened.

It'll all come out in the wash.

Their fans will take Comfort in anything he says, but if he gives too much info he'll end up on the list of Daz...zler21

It's gone for good, I axed it, had to be Bold it will not return.

MarcusH26

Pompey for Kirk would be slightly unusual, unless they have bids in for Ronan Curtis. 

Cafc43v3r

Scoham said:

A Crewe fan on their forum says it's us and Pompey who are in for Kirk.

https://boards.footymad.net/showthread.php?t=38276077&page=4

Isn't Terrel Thomas on a free? 

eastterrace6168

These wash jokes are getting too soaphisticated..

stoneroses19

Scoham said:

A Crewe fan on their forum says it's us and Pompey who are in for Kirk.

https://boards.footymad.net/showthread.php?t=38276077&page=4

Can’t see Crewe selling Kirk and Dale in this window. Dale would go to a championship side anyway, not Sunderland or Portsmouth. 

Scoham

MarcusH26 said:

Pompey for Kirk would be slightly unusual, unless they have bids in for Ronan Curtis. 

Looks like that's the case, a few weeks old but confirmation Curtis wants a move to the Championship.

https://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/football/portsmouth-fc/portsmouth-transfer-news-ronan-curtis-addresses-his-portsmouth-future-with-blackburn-and-cardiff-heading-chase-3311972

Oggy Red

eastterrace6168 said:

These wash jokes are getting too soaphisticated..

That's what happens when there are no angles on fish puns.

soapy_jones

cafcnick1992 said:

I hope we sign Kirk, purely so we can sing this at The Valley:

Can I borrow a feelin'?
Could you send me a jar of love?
Hurtin' hearts need some healin',
Take my hand with your glove of love!

What about?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCARADb9asE

Dazzler21

Oggy Red said:

eastterrace6168 said:

These wash jokes are getting too soaphisticated..

That's what happens when there are no angles on fish puns.

 I admit some of the puns are feeling a bit delicate. Synthetic even.

MarcusH26

Scoham said:

MarcusH26 said:

Pompey for Kirk would be slightly unusual, unless they have bids in for Ronan Curtis. 

Looks like that's the case, a few weeks old but confirmation Curtis wants a move to the Championship.

https://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/football/portsmouth-fc/portsmouth-transfer-news-ronan-curtis-addresses-his-portsmouth-future-with-blackburn-and-cardiff-heading-chase-3311972

Okay that makes way more sense! Basically a like for like. 

Addickted

Had it confirmed that the minor hold up with the Kirk signing he will only join if he's made Captain.

bobmunro

Cafc43v3r said:

Scoham said:

A Crewe fan on their forum says it's us and Pompey who are in for Kirk.

https://boards.footymad.net/showthread.php?t=38276077&page=4

Isn't Terrel Thomas on a free? 

Surely not, you absolute shower!

Oggy Red

Scoham said:

A Crewe fan on their forum says it's us and Pompey who are in for Kirk.

https://boards.footymad.net/showthread.php?t=38276077&page=4

Some of us are desperate for news, any news.

There's Scoham avidly reading up another club's forum.

And half of us just sat watching the dullest 'press conference' between an unintelligible local paper reporter and a manager who clearly had better things to do.

Callumcafc

soapy_jones said:

cafcnick1992 said:

I hope we sign Kirk, purely so we can sing this at The Valley:

Can I borrow a feelin'?
Could you send me a jar of love?
Hurtin' hearts need some healin',
Take my hand with your glove of love!

What about?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCARADb9asE

Fun fact: in the 80s, extra terrestrial beings came to our solar system and planned on making contact with Earth. Unfortunately, they saw this video and decided better of it.