I'd have an amnesty for everyone to hand their bikes and scooters in, over the course of about 3 hours, then anyone caught on, or in possession of, one, would get twenty lashes with a punctured inner tube.
I know all them Olympic cyclists that won medals want shooting
I think you may have just invented a new sport there, just in time for the LA Olympics.
30 cyclists need to complete 5 laps of the track whilst the competitor stands on platform at one end with a shooter and tries to pick them off. It combines cycling and shooting, so win-win.
And as there are always so many cycling events and chances to win medals I spose there needs to be different categories - like the small bore pistol event, the musket event, the shotgun event, the Uzi event, etc.
Don't worry about where the cyclists will come from, @Gribbo is in charge of rounding them up for us.
I know all them Olympic cyclists that won medals want shooting
I think you may have just invented a new sport there, just in time for the LA Olympics.
30 cyclists need to complete 5 laps of the track whilst the competitor stands on platform at one end with a shooter and tries to pick them off. It combines cycling and shooting, so win-win.
And as there are always so many cycling events and chances to win medals I spose there needs to be different categories - like the small bore pistol event, the musket event, the shotgun event, the Uzi event, etc.
Don't worry about where the cyclists will come from, Gribbo is in charge of rounding them up for us.
Done a bit of driven boar. 'Driven cyclists' definitely has a ring to it
I thought each bike would have a satellite tracker, and vans go around the city collecting them to recharge the batteries and repair punctures and maintain brakes and lights. Doesn’t look like it.
I assume there is yet another convoluted system people have to use in order to ride them, involving appliances on your telephone and membership of pay pal with the attendant nightmare of passwords and so on.
I don’t know because convenient though they seem to be, using them looks quite a faff, with yet another way you can get hacked and scammed.
The best way to get rid of the clutter is for local authorities to collect them in their own vans and then crush them, that might make the companies think harder about their property laying around everywhere and causing obstructions.
Or take loads of money off the users if they don’t leave the bicycles in an assigned location.
You need to download the app. After that, it takes about 10 seconds to unlock a bike. Agree that they seem to be everywhere now. The City is littered with them and there must be a huge oversupply.
You need to download the app. After that, it takes about 10 seconds to unlock a bike. Agree that they seem to be everywhere now. The City is littered with them and there must be a huge oversupply.
Application, yes (it's not a washing machine). Has to be linked to a payment card or paypal. You then scan a bike through the app click a box to approve payment and the bike unlocks.
Think a lot of the dumped bikes are from undesirables using them on the flashing red light (not paying), until the bike locks up and they end up dumped where they are. If you're a genuine paying customer, I think you need to take a photo of the bike in a designated place in order to off hire it.
Application, yes (it's not a washing machine). Has to be linked to a payment card or paypal. You then scan a bike through the app click a box to approve payment and the bike unlocks.
So when you join up you give them your credit card details? And to use the bike you have to have your mobile telephone with you?
How come they can be used without payment? Flashing red light? What’s that all about? Does it mean I can simply pick one up and ride it, until something automatic suddenly applies the brakes?
How does the electric motor get charged up, is it through some kind of remote system through satellites?
This is becoming surreal. If a person picks up a green bike, rides it with clicking and bleeping, they can continue as long as they want. The clicking and bleeping acting as an audible signal to others, like the sounds made by reversing rubbish trucks.
Application, yes (it's not a washing machine). Has to be linked to a payment card or paypal. You then scan a bike through the app click a box to approve payment and the bike unlocks.
So when you join up you give them your credit card details? And to use the bike you have to have your mobile telephone with you?
Application, yes (it's not a washing machine). Has to be linked to a payment card or paypal. You then scan a bike through the app click a box to approve payment and the bike unlocks.
So when you join up you give them your credit card details? And to use the bike you have to have your mobile telephone with you?
Yes and yes
What follows from that is can you tell which individual person has carelessly dumped a specific bike? If the bike has a tracker or whatever, and a unique number, then presumably the technology can easily identify the last user.
And hey presto the last user has lodged their payment details with the bike business. So the technology of identifying the user and their bank could be made available to the police and local authorities by the bike companies. Then an abandoned bike can be scanned, and a fine taken directly from the user to go to the authorities. Even with an accompanying photograph to prove the offence.
Application, yes (it's not a washing machine). Has to be linked to a payment card or paypal. You then scan a bike through the app click a box to approve payment and the bike unlocks.
So when you join up you give them your credit card details? And to use the bike you have to have your mobile telephone with you?
Yes and yes
What follows from that is can you tell which individual person has carelessly dumped a specific bike? If the bike has a tracker or whatever, and a unique number, then presumably the technology can easily identify the last user.
And hey presto the last user has lodged their payment details with the bike business. So the technology of identifying the user and their bank could be made available to the police and local authorities by the bike companies. Then an abandoned bike can be scanned, and a fine taken directly from the user to go to the authorities. Even with an accompanying photograph to prove the offence.
Yes and they don't let you park in certain places so you can't end the ride and/or you get fined. How effective it is, I don't know. Doesn't seem to be.
When you see someone ride past you and its clicking and beeping, it means it's not been paid for.
I thought they'd managed to stop that? Certainly don't hear that loud clicking that you used to a year or so ago.
I've seen a couple of kids 'bump start' the lime bikes. So I think there's a way around it, but it's not as easy as just starting to ride it.
I think the e-bikes have been a great addition to London, and I use them a few times a week. Unfortunately, as with most things, an inconsiderate few ruin it for everyone else with the damage and poor parking.
The e-bikes are a great idea but dumping them anywhere is not. Anybody figured out how they get charged if left randomly about and how a rider can tell if there is enough electricity inside the bicycle? And punctures?
This is becoming surreal. If a person picks up a green bike, rides it with clicking and bleeping, they can continue as long as they want. The clicking and bleeping acting as an audible signal to others, like the sounds made by reversing rubbish trucks.
A house fire, which led to the rescue of two people, may have been caused by lithium batteries in a converted e-bike.
London Fire Brigade (LFB) added firefighters used a ladder to help the adults escape the property in Sandy Hill Road, Woolwich, on Saturday morning.
Several other adults and a child were taken to hospital and treated for smoke inhalation.
LFB has now issued another warning about the risks of converted e-bikes, adding it had attended more than 130 fires this year that had involved an e-bike or e-scooter.
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30 cyclists need to complete 5 laps of the track whilst the competitor stands on platform at one end with a shooter and tries to pick them off. It combines cycling and shooting, so win-win.
And as there are always so many cycling events and chances to win medals I spose there needs to be different categories - like the small bore pistol event, the musket event, the shotgun event, the Uzi event, etc.
Don't worry about where the cyclists will come from, @Gribbo is in charge of rounding them up for us.
I would suggest that was a rite of passage for any kid growing up in the 50's and 60's. Still got the scars to prove it.
E-bike rage in the borough that's had enough - and how it might be solved
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cly9jqd5765oGoodness knows how the system works.
I thought each bike would have a satellite tracker, and vans go around the city collecting them to recharge the batteries and repair punctures and maintain brakes and lights. Doesn’t look like it.
I assume there is yet another convoluted system people have to use in order to ride them, involving appliances on your telephone and membership of pay pal with the attendant nightmare of passwords and so on.
The best way to get rid of the clutter is for local authorities to collect them in their own vans and then crush them, that might make the companies think harder about their property laying around everywhere and causing obstructions.
Or take loads of money off the users if they don’t leave the bicycles in an assigned location.
And to use the bike you have to have your mobile telephone with you?
How come they can be used without payment?
Flashing red light? What’s that all about? Does it mean I can simply pick one up and ride it, until something automatic suddenly applies the brakes?
If a person picks up a green bike, rides it with clicking and bleeping, they can continue as long as they want.
The clicking and bleeping acting as an audible signal to others, like the sounds made by reversing rubbish trucks.
If the bike has a tracker or whatever, and a unique number, then presumably the technology can easily identify the last user.
So the technology of identifying the user and their bank could be made available to the police and local authorities by the bike companies.
Then an abandoned bike can be scanned, and a fine taken directly from the user to go to the authorities. Even with an accompanying photograph to prove the offence.
I think the e-bikes have been a great addition to London, and I use them a few times a week. Unfortunately, as with most things, an inconsiderate few ruin it for everyone else with the damage and poor parking.
Anybody figured out how they get charged if left randomly about and how a rider can tell if there is enough electricity inside the bicycle?
And punctures?
A house fire, which led to the rescue of two people, may have been caused by lithium batteries in a converted e-bike.
London Fire Brigade (LFB) added firefighters used a ladder to help the adults escape the property in Sandy Hill Road, Woolwich, on Saturday morning.
Several other adults and a child were taken to hospital and treated for smoke inhalation.
LFB has now issued another warning about the risks of converted e-bikes, adding it had attended more than 130 fires this year that had involved an e-bike or e-scooter.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c62mx3r8vvzo