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The Random Facebook Status Thread.

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    cafctomcafctom
    DA9 said:

    cafctom said:

    A fantastic sequence from the same person yesterday:

    might aswell b invisible to everyone

    im off now

    looks like I will be doing what's for the best soon

    I just feel like I don't wanna b in this world no more

    All I want is my bag and I.can't even get that

    This person isnt of scottish descent is he?
    Not that I know of.
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    se9addickse9addick
    Fiiiiiish said:

    Had someone announce 'Gonna leave facebook for a while' in an expectation of people asking why. No one did.

    Next morning 'Dunno what to do today, so bored'. Deleting your account would waste a few minutes.

    To be fair there's been a few people who've said they're leaving Charlton Life and haven't followed through !
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    palarsehaterpalarsehater
    This is by far the best thread on cl
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    AlgarveaddickAlgarveaddick
    Fiiiiiish said:

    Had someone announce 'Gonna leave facebook for a while' in an expectation of people asking why. No one did.

    Next morning 'Dunno what to do today, so bored'. Deleting your account would waste a few minutes.

    Ha ha - someone I know did the same, sadly a few bit. I just put " See you around next time we are in London". He's still on there...
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    Friend Or DefoeFriend Or Defoe
    DeeBee said:

    "Drinks with the girlies tomorrow :-)))) Don't think anyone will be drinking will we? ;-) x"

    Christ you're a funny one.....c*nt

    Ha! Are the extra brackets chins?!
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    BIG_ROBBIG_ROB
    edited June 2013
    The word "Girlie" makes me want to vom
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    sadiejane1981sadiejane1981
    Appropriate I think I may try it.
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    suzisausagesuzisausage
    A great one from earlier 'gonna have a cup of tea and some 'me' time'

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    BIG_ROBBIG_ROB
    "Can't even have a tom tit in peace"

    *with photo of a cat in the bathroom
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    souladdicksouladdick
    I love watching women out make up on the train! For some reason they think layering it on and on makes a difference erm it wont make u look any prettier! Meow!! Haha

    ----
    When I first read it I thought she said "I love watching women make out on the train! Now that would have been worth posting lol...lmao... Whoop, Whoop, High five!!!!!
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    CarterCarter
    edited June 2013
    Saw a belter earlier

    'Cos im not enough already he wont amswer my callz' (that is almost the spelling)

    The fella it must have been referring to replies

    'No because I ended it, you c**t'

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    BoomBoom
    edited June 2013
    Carter said:

    Saw a belter earlier

    'Cos im not enough already he wont amswer my callz' (that is almost the spelling)

    The fella it must have been referring to replies

    'No because I ended it, you c**t'

    Can't argue with that!
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    AFKABartramAFKABartram
    Majority of men have always struggled to fully understand women, but if there is one thing Facebook has taught us, it is that any form of female crisis, no matter whether it is non-descript right up to life changing, appears to be able to be resolved with either a bath or a large glass of wine. Hun x
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    ValleyGaryValleyGary
    'Just tinted my eye brows in work wtf has happend LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL'

    Its a good job shes an absolute weapon otherwise she'd be gone
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    DeeBeeDeeBee
    ValleyGary said:

    'Just tinted my eye brows in work wtf has happend LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL'
    Its a good job shes an absolute weapon otherwise she'd be gone

    Laughing out out out out out out out out out out out out out out loud
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    ValleyGaryValleyGary
    'Pigs in Blankets for breakfast lol'

    Oh you f*cking nutter
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    randy andyrandy andy
    "Welcome back to cool uk meggymoo & dougiedoo! XX"

    Posted by a 40 year old man, straightred!
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    DeeBeeDeeBee
    There's one complete arsehat who gives daily updates on his holiday "Saving them ££££ for Napa #32days"
    "Napa money all sorted #30days"
    "Just found a fiver #NapaMoney"
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    cafctomcafctom
    Carter said:

    Saw a belter earlier

    'Cos im not enough already he wont amswer my callz' (that is almost the spelling)

    The fella it must have been referring to replies

    'No because I ended it, you c**t'

    I gave out an actual 'lol' when I saw this.
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    ViewfinderViewfinder
    Croydon said:

    A sequence from last night:

    "Im sofucked dpmeone hept me"

    "Im galkin fo rhe the police someone. Help me. X"

    "L*** D****** helpr im taliing to the lolice haist wait"

    "Can do Done belp e"

    "Ho me so eone"

    "Help"

    "Im ok dont ektty itd ok :)"

    For a while there I was really hoping she'd end up buried in a ditch

    As we have a habit of saying in my neck of the woods: "Woss i' all abaaaht?"

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    BDLBDL
    From one of our own, best rant in a while:

    To all those young people going to their school "prom" tonight. YOU ARE F*CKING BRITISH, IT'S A SCHOOL DISCO! ;-)
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    AlgarveaddickAlgarveaddick
    Sounds like right 'nana to me...
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    nollynolly
    being there encouraged to wear suits and is based on the american prom the above is a load of bollocks to be fair
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    superchrissypowellsuperchrissypowell
    DeeBee said:

    There's one complete arsehat who gives daily updates on his holiday "Saving them ££££ for Napa #32days"
    "Napa money all sorted #30days"
    "Just found a fiver #NapaMoney"

    Someone I know has put virtually identical status updates, we probably have a mutual fb friend!
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    bucksheebuckshee
    se9addick said:

    Fiiiiiish said:

    Had someone announce 'Gonna leave facebook for a while' in an expectation of people asking why. No one did.

    Next morning 'Dunno what to do today, so bored'. Deleting your account would waste a few minutes.

    To be fair there's been a few people who've said they're leaving Charlton Life and haven't followed through !
    I'm pretty sure @mcs has followed through quite a few times.
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    DA9DA9
    Algarveaddick said:

    Sounds like right 'nana to me...

    LOL
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    BIG_ROBBIG_ROB
    "What a life, say no more"
    "Whats up doc? :-))))"
    "Life :-("
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    AFKABartramAFKABartram
    95% of my life I find a struggle to be honest, and the other 12% I get pissed and can't count. Think I need to get pissed more.
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    ozaddickozaddick
    To all the girls that wear a lot of make up- take it easy, it's called a face... not a colouring book.
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    McBobbinMcBobbin
    This isn't a joke. Just went to get some rolls and the papers and a little ginger kid just stared at me, and then slapped himself in the face. I don't know what's real anymore
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