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  • Holy shit.....has this really happened, or am I hallucinating?

    Mike Ashley's going to be popular, isn't he? He must be mental....this is certainly going to be entertaining!
  • Spare a thought for poor Chris Hughton.

    What a way to treat very decent and knowledgeable football man who worked a miracle to turn around the fortunes of a big club disintegrating by the second.

    That makes Newcastle top of the Premiershits and they deserve every failure, humiliation and frustration they will undoubtedly suffer under the control of Pardew.

    Sir Bobby Robson must be spinning in his grave.
  • all the barcodes are going on saturday and then 5 mins in are doing a mass walk out cant wait to see it on the tv live saturday night it is going to be hillarious
  • Dumbfounded. Nearly pranged the car when the news came on the radio. The shameless prick took 1 million quid off us for being less than average in his job. Unbelievable. Feel sorry for the toon as they will be dicing with relegation now.
  • That sounds very funny nla. They were saying on one of the forums that a lot of them have been locked into 3 year deals all through Ashley's time, but those tickets run out at the end of the season and a lot of them won't be renewing.
  • To replace Hughton with this shitbag is not only reprehensible, it's absolutely barmy.....
  • Since his name was in the frame I have been reminded of the old Larson cartoon, with the dog hiding behind a washing machine with Cat Fud and arrows leading the cat into it.
    They are so made for each other.
  • It's like watching Hollyoaks in football club form.
  • Talks of Jol going to West Ham, which is probably a load of twaddle in all honesty
  • Wonder if he will try and sign bailey from boro he's only up the road.
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  • I have been giggling about this since I first heard what I believed to be a mental rumour on 5Live.

    I have just stuck 20 quid on a 5/1 for Newcastle to achieve relegation this season (not bad odds considering)

    Mike Ashley the yid, who is responsible for the attire of vermin infecting town centres everywhere has just made me a very amused individual

    Isn't it amazing how some tossers keep on moving up armed with nothing more than pure, unadulterated, incompetence.
  • He is living proof you can fall in shite and still come up smelling of roses.
  • Here is why Pardew keeps getting these jobs, he has some very good friends in the media....

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/newcastle-united/8189210/Alan-Pardew-is-no-new-Joe-Kinnear-his-appointment-at-Newcastle-could-galvanise-the-club.html

    There is more chance of me galvanising myself to go to the Gym and become an Olympic bodybuilder than there is of Pardew galvanising Newcastle.

    Besides, Kinnear has a far better top-flight managerial record than Pardew anyway. Not that he should be their manager either!
  • That article should've come with a health warning, Ormiston. I've just vomited all over my floor.

    Notice how he doesn't mention that we were in the relegation zone of the Championship when he left "by mutual consent". Nor does he mention that about West Ham. FFS
  • edited December 2010
    That is the worst piece of hagiography I've ever seen. This man is a complete and utter c***, who has achieved absolutely nothing in football - yet has been foisted on the barcodes (who I have no special love for, btw) becase of nothing more than his cronying up to Ashley at a casino. What's the betting the arseclown who wrote that piece is also a member at their special little club?

    Anyway - could be interesting up there if Joey Barton's missus is fit...
  • [cite]Posted By: Leroy Ambrose[/cite]That is the worst piece of hagiography I've ever seen. This man is a complete and utter c***, who has achieved absolutely nothing in football - yet has been foisted on the barcodes (who I have no special love for, btw) becase of nothing more than his cronying up to Ashley at a casino. What's the betting the arseclown who wrote that piece is also a member at their special little club?

    Anyway - could be interesting up there if Joey Barton's missus is fit...

    Burt and Pardew are definitely mates.

    While Pardew was with us (especially in the Prem) Jason Burt used to get loads of exclusives that were attributed to a Charlton "insider" and I always sensed it had to be Pardew given that Burt hardly wrote about us before Pardew turned up.

    In particular, Burt got all of the inside information on the Darren Bent transfer, he was well ahead of the pack and I think we can safely know why.
  • Still annoys me how Curbs is instantly dismissed as a candidate for these kind of things when he's ten times the manager and ten times the man that Pardew will ever be.
    He'd never lower his standards so far as to work with a two hat such as Ashley anyway. As much as we have never properly replaced AC, I suspect he will never find another chairman with the integrity of Murray either.
  • I saw him and listened to him at the Village Hotel just after he joined, my judgement was that he seemed to be particularly unpleasant. From a distance I feel the same about Ashley therefore they deserve each other. I feel very sorry for the supporters having to watch a bunch of prats trying to ruin their Club, they deserve better. I don't expect Hughton to be unemployed for very long, and I hope his piggy bank is nice and full. It only needs Tango Man to turn up now and they will have the Three Stooges, sorry, showing my age.
  • ssn have just said that there is talk of him getting a 5 1/2 year deal... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Says in a mirror piece that he wants Andy Woodman (our GK coach) as part of his coaching setup.
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  • 5.5 yr deal!
    What a lucky T*sser
  • He gets paid 5 and a half years worth of dosh when he is sacked in the summer. Good bit of business that.
  • I think that 'r' should be replaced with a 'C' !
  • [cite]Posted By: creepyaddick[/cite]5.5 yr deal!
    What a lucky T*sser

    5.5 years ??????????

    Amazes me that Ashley has ever made any money.The bloke's f*****g mental!
  • Might have to edit that pic, i can't bare to look at that smug smile
  • So when he gets the tin-tack after 4 months for being a useless, egotistical nob, he gets 5 years wages just to piss off and never show his face again....

    I really don't understand how Mike Ashley became mega-rich when he clearly has pig shit for brains!
  • edited December 2010
    I would like to know who his agent who keeps on getting him these amazing contracts 5 1/2 year deal WOW
    doubt there best player is even on a deal like that
  • 5 and a half year deal when do people ever learn?

    All it means is he gets a cushy pay out
  • Ashley has well and truly lost the plot. You don't give out 5.5 year contracts unless you're signing Messi or Ronaldo. Pardew would've happily signed a 2 or 3 year deal, i bet the smug t0sser can't believe his luck.
    I've been keeping an eye on the relegation market on Betfair and Newcastle's odds to go down have plumetted in the past 48 hours.
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