I over heard the end of a presentation at work on personal financial management. The final tip was on Travel. Take an empty water bottle in your hand luggage through airport security and fill it at the water fountain in departures, this can save you up to £2. You could see steam coming out the ears of the young staff members.. Right oh that £2 will help me get on the property ladder. They paid someone to come in to offer these pearls of wisdom.
I over heard the end of a presentation at work on personal financial management. The final tip was on Travel. Take an empty water bottle in your hand luggage through airport security and fill it at the water fountain in departures, this can save you up to £2. You could see steam coming out the ears of the young staff members.. Right oh that £2 will help me get on the property ladder. They paid someone to come in to offer these pearls of wisdom.
Or just fill it up at home without the ridiculously expensive cost and inconvenience of having to go all the way to an airport and buying an airline ticket just to get something from the free water fountain in departures.
I over heard the end of a presentation at work on personal financial management. The final tip was on Travel. Take an empty water bottle in your hand luggage through airport security and fill it at the water fountain in departures, this can save you up to £2. You could see steam coming out the ears of the young staff members.. Right oh that £2 will help me get on the property ladder. They paid someone to come in to offer these pearls of wisdom.
Did he mention what I should do with my avocado toast at airport security?
Tried to get into the International women’s day vibe by complimenting one of the young ladies in the office, a girl that is not from the UK so is International and definitely a woman as evidenced by the figure hugging top I commented on.
Who would have thought I would end up getting into the Anti harresment vibe as well on the same day.
I don't think blurting out "that top you're wearing exemplifies your cracking tits" can be regarded as entering into the spirit of International Women's Day.
I don't think blurting out "that top you're wearing exemplifies your cracking tits" can be regarded as entering into the spirit of International Women's Day.
Tried to get into the International women’s day vibe by complimenting one of the young ladies in the office, a girl that is not from the UK so is International and definitely a woman as evidenced by the figure hugging top I commented on.
Who would have thought I would end up getting into the Anti harresment vibe as well on the same day.
All the Russian ladies at my work got about 5 bunches of flowers EACH yesterday and are now using all the water jugs meant for meetings to keep the flowers in, just take them home/give them to the other girl's in the office to take home.
Re-reading in vain the instructions on the new soap dispenser trying to find the subliminal text that hides the secret for releasing the trigger on the pump that just goes round and round and round.... instead of popping up.
Re-reading in vain the instructions on the new soap dispenser trying to find the subliminal text that hides the secret for releasing the trigger on the pump that just goes round and round and round.... instead of popping up.
Try pushing it down, then turning - similar to child proof lids on medicines.
Probably been mentioned before but my current hatred is mainly reserved for plastic squeezy sauce/ mustard bottles....
Squeeze a bit........ nothing
Bit harder.......... nothing
Harder still......... nothing
Bit harder.......... nothing
Tiniest bit harder........... an eruption of bright yellow watery muck flies out of the end and covers everything within a 10ft radius, including me, my clothes, my kitchen and my now ruined dinner..........
Probably been mentioned before but my current hatred is mainly reserved for plastic squeezy sauce/ mustard bottles....
Squeeze a bit........ nothing
Bit harder.......... nothing
Harder still......... nothing
Bit harder.......... nothing
Tiniest bit harder........... an eruption of bright yellow watery muck flies out of the end and covers everything within a 10ft radius, including me, my clothes, my kitchen and my now ruined dinner..........
I’ve had the same problem but not with sauce bottles.
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The final tip was on Travel. Take an empty water bottle in your hand luggage through airport security and fill it at the water fountain in departures, this can save you up to £2.
You could see steam coming out the ears of the young staff members.. Right oh that £2 will help me get on the property ladder.
They paid someone to come in to offer these pearls of wisdom.
Who would have thought I would end up getting into the Anti harresment vibe as well on the same day.
If it ain't the Queen's English (London, or posh), you shouldn't be allowed on.
Squeeze a bit........ nothing
Bit harder.......... nothing
Harder still......... nothing
Bit harder.......... nothing
Tiniest bit harder........... an eruption of bright yellow watery muck flies out of the end and covers everything within a 10ft radius, including me, my clothes, my kitchen and my now ruined dinner..........