Kids and Mrs are our but due back any minute. I’ve been up and down more times than Katie Price’s draws.
Kids and Mrs are also out trick or treating and not one fucker has come round!
Jammy bastard. I’m tempted to let the kids that come round take ten items each then when my Mrs comes home I’ll tell her I turned the bell off due to no stock.
Nothing more than legalised begging, little ponces.
Nah, as long as you stick to other houses taking part (some form of decorations on the house) its all just a bit of fun for the kids.
This. I can't stand the whole thing it just annoys me but whatever if people want to enjoy it then that's their call.
However, on the way home from the station I saw about 40 houses with decorations out. Surely that's enough for kids to knock on and ask for stuff. We have no decorations out yet I've had 3 knocks in the last 10 mins. Jog on children.
My wife was just telling me that there was a message that went on StroodLife (a FaceBook Group who I think have stolen their name from somewhere) saying that people should only knock if there is a pumpkin outside that persons house - Every year we make the effort so we put the pumpkin outside and get loads of people knocking on the door
This year we havent been able to so havent put one outside and so far have only had one knock at the door which was minutes after I got through the door so let them off
Putting the kids to bed and heard a gentle knock at the door. Almost fell down the stairs, grabbed the bag of sweets and threw open the door... Scared the shit out of the middle aged Asian man bringing next door a takeaway.
Putting the kids to bed and heard a gentle knock at the door. Almost fell down the stairs, grabbed the bag of sweets and threw open the door... Scared the shit out of the middle aged Asian man bringing next door a takeaway.
Your profile picture probably reflects the reaction of the poor bloke.
People that are literally walking through you to get a seat on the tube as the person sitting is just getting up to get off.
I understand you want the seat, most people do, but I’m in between you and that person. It’s up to me whether or not I take it. Also it’s often women. I will always offer a seat up if it’s between me and a woman, but you get these oddballs that are pushing through you as if to say they have first refusal
People that are literally walking through you to get a seat on the tube as the person sitting is just getting up to get off.
I understand you want the seat, most people do, but I’m in between you and that person. It’s up to me whether or not I take it. Also it’s often women. I will always offer a seat up if it’s between me and a woman, but you get these oddballs that are pushing through you as if to say they have first refusal
Generally the suits who have been sitting down all day who want the seats, while the backbone of the country who have been up and down ladders all day, are left to stand by the doors
People that are literally walking through you to get a seat on the tube as the person sitting is just getting up to get off.
I understand you want the seat, most people do, but I’m in between you and that person. It’s up to me whether or not I take it. Also it’s often women. I will always offer a seat up if it’s between me and a woman, but you get these oddballs that are pushing through you as if to say they have first refusal
Generally the suits who have been sitting down all day who want the seats, while the backbone of the country who have been up and down ladders all day, are left to stand by the doors
People that are literally walking through you to get a seat on the tube as the person sitting is just getting up to get off.
I understand you want the seat, most people do, but I’m in between you and that person. It’s up to me whether or not I take it. Also it’s often women. I will always offer a seat up if it’s between me and a woman, but you get these oddballs that are pushing through you as if to say they have first refusal
It's so bad on the northern line now that people do this for spaces to stand in! Hell on earth at rush hour.
People that are literally walking through you to get a seat on the tube as the person sitting is just getting up to get off.
I understand you want the seat, most people do, but I’m in between you and that person. It’s up to me whether or not I take it. Also it’s often women. I will always offer a seat up if it’s between me and a woman, but you get these oddballs that are pushing through you as if to say they have first refusal
Generally the suits who have been sitting down all day who want the seats, while the backbone of the country who have been up and down ladders all day, are left to stand by the doors
Unfortunate con of not being clever enough.
Indeed. I'll often make sympathetic eye contact and offer a pitying smile to the overalled classes as I stroll to my centrally heated office in my tailored whistle and £300 brogues. Will often engage in banter about the state of the country and X Factor with them.
(This is a tongue in cheek joke before anyone kicks off. Some of my best friends read tabloids and got GCSE grades below C)
People that are literally walking through you to get a seat on the tube as the person sitting is just getting up to get off.
I understand you want the seat, most people do, but I’m in between you and that person. It’s up to me whether or not I take it. Also it’s often women. I will always offer a seat up if it’s between me and a woman, but you get these oddballs that are pushing through you as if to say they have first refusal
Generally the suits who have been sitting down all day who want the seats, while the backbone of the country who have been up and down ladders all day, are left to stand by the doors
Unfortunate con of not being clever enough.
Indeed. I'll often make sympathetic eye contact and offer a pitying smile to the overalled classes as I stroll to my centrally heated office in my tailored whistle and £300 brogues. Will often engage in banter about the state of the country and X Factor with them.
(This is a tongue in cheek joke before anyone kicks off. Some of my best friends read tabloids and got GCSE grades below C)
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Kids and Mrs are our but due back any minute. I’ve been up and down more times than Katie Price’s draws.
You don't see Jim Bob, Chuck and Mary Lou morris dancing round a maypole in July whilst listening to The Sex Pistols.
However, on the way home from the station I saw about 40 houses with decorations out. Surely that's enough for kids to knock on and ask for stuff. We have no decorations out yet I've had 3 knocks in the last 10 mins. Jog on children.
This year we havent been able to so havent put one outside and so far have only had one knock at the door which was minutes after I got through the door so let them off
I understand you want the seat, most people do, but I’m in between you and that person. It’s up to me whether or not I take it. Also it’s often women. I will always offer a seat up if it’s between me and a woman, but you get these oddballs that are pushing through you as if to say they have first refusal
(This is a tongue in cheek joke before anyone kicks off. Some of my best friends read tabloids and got GCSE grades below C)
There's no way I'm poor enough to take the tube.
; )
It must stink with all that leaping about he does. Wouldn't want to be stuck in a lift with him and Lee Evans ... although a tad unlikely to be fair.