That someone is selling an island they own the freehold for for £5million.
And that freehold only exists because someone's grandad's grandad was a mate of the king.
5 million quid just for your ancestor knowing the right people. And this is allowed to happen in 21st century Britain.
Play the cards you've been dealt and don't let jealousy win. Hate begets hate
It's not jealousy. I don't want 5 million quid, I just want those who inherit stolen land to give it back.
You'd need to dig em up first
The guy is still alive.
Whoooosh.
You said he inherited it from his grandads grandad. Now, did he inherit it or steal it?
He inherited it but the land is originally stolen. If you inherit a stolen car doesn't mean you get to keep it once the coppers find out. Maybe it works differently in France.
That someone is selling an island they own the freehold for for £5million.
And that freehold only exists because someone's grandad's grandad was a mate of the king.
5 million quid just for your ancestor knowing the right people. And this is allowed to happen in 21st century Britain.
Play the cards you've been dealt and don't let jealousy win. Hate begets hate
It's not jealousy. I don't want 5 million quid, I just want those who inherit stolen land to give it back.
You'd need to dig em up first
The guy is still alive.
Whoooosh.
You said he inherited it from his grandads grandad. Now, did he inherit it or steal it?
He inherited it but the land is originally stolen. If you inherit a stolen car doesn't mean you get to keep it once the coppers find out. Maybe it works differently in France.
That someone is selling an island they own the freehold for for £5million.
And that freehold only exists because someone's grandad's grandad was a mate of the king.
5 million quid just for your ancestor knowing the right people. And this is allowed to happen in 21st century Britain.
Play the cards you've been dealt and don't let jealousy win. Hate begets hate
It's not jealousy. I don't want 5 million quid, I just want those who inherit stolen land to give it back.
You'd need to dig em up first
The guy is still alive.
Whoooosh.
You said he inherited it from his grandads grandad. Now, did he inherit it or steal it?
He inherited it but the land is originally stolen. If you inherit a stolen car doesn't mean you get to keep it once the coppers find out. Maybe it works differently in France.
So, forgetting about France for a minute, the bloke you're accusing of stealing the land and being a mate of a King etc., would you need to dig him up, or is he still alive?
That someone is selling an island they own the freehold for for £5million.
And that freehold only exists because someone's grandad's grandad was a mate of the king.
5 million quid just for your ancestor knowing the right people. And this is allowed to happen in 21st century Britain.
Play the cards you've been dealt and don't let jealousy win. Hate begets hate
It's not jealousy. I don't want 5 million quid, I just want those who inherit stolen land to give it back.
You'd need to dig em up first
The guy is still alive.
Whoooosh.
You said he inherited it from his grandads grandad. Now, did he inherit it or steal it?
He inherited it but the land is originally stolen. If you inherit a stolen car doesn't mean you get to keep it once the coppers find out. Maybe it works differently in France.
So, forgetting about France for a minute, the bloke you're accusing of stealing the land and being a mate of a King etc., would you need to dig him up, or is he still alive?
What was that about a woooosh?
Have you had an accident? This surely isn't that difficult to grasp? Maybe you should lie down.
That someone is selling an island they own the freehold for for £5million.
And that freehold only exists because someone's grandad's grandad was a mate of the king.
5 million quid just for your ancestor knowing the right people. And this is allowed to happen in 21st century Britain.
Play the cards you've been dealt and don't let jealousy win. Hate begets hate
It's not jealousy. I don't want 5 million quid, I just want those who inherit stolen land to give it back.
You'd need to dig em up first
The guy is still alive.
Whoooosh.
You said he inherited it from his grandads grandad. Now, did he inherit it or steal it?
He inherited it but the land is originally stolen. If you inherit a stolen car doesn't mean you get to keep it once the coppers find out. Maybe it works differently in France.
So, forgetting about France for a minute, the bloke you're accusing of stealing the land and being a mate of a King etc., would you need to dig him up, or is he still alive?
What was that about a woooosh?
Have you had an accident? This surely isn't that difficult to grasp? Maybe you should lie down.
That someone is selling an island they own the freehold for for £5million.
And that freehold only exists because someone's grandad's grandad was a mate of the king.
5 million quid just for your ancestor knowing the right people. And this is allowed to happen in 21st century Britain.
Play the cards you've been dealt and don't let jealousy win. Hate begets hate
It's not jealousy. I don't want 5 million quid, I just want those who inherit stolen land to give it back.
You'd need to dig em up first
The guy is still alive.
Whoooosh.
You said he inherited it from his grandads grandad. Now, did he inherit it or steal it?
He inherited it but the land is originally stolen. If you inherit a stolen car doesn't mean you get to keep it once the coppers find out. Maybe it works differently in France.
"How can any land be owned by another man? How can one steal what was given as a gift? Is the sky owned by birds and rivers owned by fish?"
That someone is selling an island they own the freehold for for £5million.
And that freehold only exists because someone's grandad's grandad was a mate of the king.
5 million quid just for your ancestor knowing the right people. And this is allowed to happen in 21st century Britain.
Play the cards you've been dealt and don't let jealousy win. Hate begets hate
It's not jealousy. I don't want 5 million quid, I just want those who inherit stolen land to give it back.
You'd need to dig em up first
The guy is still alive.
Whoooosh.
You said he inherited it from his grandads grandad. Now, did he inherit it or steal it?
He inherited it but the land is originally stolen. If you inherit a stolen car doesn't mean you get to keep it once the coppers find out. Maybe it works differently in France.
"How can any land be owned by another man? How can one steal what was given as a gift? Is the sky owned by birds and rivers owned by fish?"
Clocks. Clocks on everything. Clock on the phone. Clock on the telly. Clock on the oven. Clock on the microwave. Clock on the stereo. Clock on the computer screen. Clock on the radio. Clock, clocks, clocks, clocks, clocks, clocks, clocks. This is your life, ticking away. Watch it ebb. One more and one less. Another second nearer the end. Everywhere you look, your mortality writ large. A constant reminder that you're edging towards the open chasm of your grave. Fucking clocks.
Clocks. Clocks on everything. Clock on the phone. Clock on the telly. Clock on the oven. Clock on the microwave. Clock on the stereo. Clock on the computer screen. Clock on the radio. Clock, clocks, clocks, clocks, clocks, clocks, clocks. This is your life, ticking away. Watch it ebb. One more and one less. Another second nearer the end. Everywhere you look, your mortality writ large. A constant reminder that you're edging towards the open chasm of your grave. Fucking clocks.
Half of them aren't even right.
Except, when you actually want to know the time...
Clocks. Clocks on everything. Clock on the phone. Clock on the telly. Clock on the oven. Clock on the microwave. Clock on the stereo. Clock on the computer screen. Clock on the radio. Clock, clocks, clocks, clocks, clocks, clocks, clocks. This is your life, ticking away. Watch it ebb. One more and one less. Another second nearer the end. Everywhere you look, your mortality writ large. A constant reminder that you're edging towards the open chasm of your grave. Fucking clocks.
Half of them aren't even right.
Except, when you actually want to know the time...
Clocks. Clocks on everything. Clock on the phone. Clock on the telly. Clock on the oven. Clock on the microwave. Clock on the stereo. Clock on the computer screen. Clock on the radio. Clock, clocks, clocks, clocks, clocks, clocks, clocks. This is your life, ticking away. Watch it ebb. One more and one less. Another second nearer the end. Everywhere you look, your mortality writ large. A constant reminder that you're edging towards the open chasm of your grave. Fucking clocks.
Half of them aren't even right.
Sorry, Rogers Walters beat you to it by about 45 years
Comments
Whoooosh.
What was that about a woooosh?
Peace.
http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/health-news/man-flu-cold-real-thing-scientists-men-report-research-health-a7473821.html
Fucking love this forum.
This is your life, ticking away. Watch it ebb. One more and one less. Another second nearer the end. Everywhere you look, your mortality writ large. A constant reminder that you're edging towards the open chasm of your grave. Fucking clocks.
Half of them aren't even right.