The pretensious wank that gets slung up on LinkedIn on a daily basis.
Like a completely humourless Facebook where objectionable tossers kids themselves that they're brilliant business minds and captains of industry sharing inspirational views for which we should feel privileged to gain such dazzling insight rather than jumped up bores who would struggle to even make the worst ever cut of candidates for The Apprentice Comic Relief special.
Almost knocked down by one turning a corner today, yet I was the one who apologised, Which leads me on to my GTTAY - saying sorry when its not your fault.
Had one taking up the space on the side of the pavement by London Bridge where the buildings are going up so had to wait for him to come through the scaffolding before I could walk down. He apologized but if you were sorry you wouldn't be cycling on the pavement in the first friggin place.
I have no problem with horses. I do have a problem with a horse rider who was walking down a busy country lane wearing a hi viz yellow jacket with the words 'POLITE' and the black and white checks. Surely, that's impersonating a police officer. She also couldn't control the horse.
I have no problem with horses. I do have a problem with a horse rider who was walking down a busy country lane wearing a hi viz yellow jacket with the words 'POLITE' and the black and white checks. Surely, that's impersonating a police officer. She also couldn't control the horse.
The name Nahki Wells. Atto Boldon also irritates me for no good reason.
You've just reminded me by mentioning Atto Bolden but it really wound/winds me up when other 100/200m sprinters used to try and imitate Bolt at the starting line up over the last few years. When he did his pointing thing, you'd go along the line and you'd see all these other half baked imitations.
Either be the first to do it, or don't do it all.
Similar to all these wanky dance celebrations footballers do. Alli & dier, benteke and sakho and Sturridge etc
Food packaging where the nutrition content is given for half the pack or some other proportion. Today I had a tin of soup that gave details for half a can. Do I look like a man that would be satisfied by half a tin of soup?
Food packaging where the nutrition content is given for half the pack or some other proportion. Today I had a tin of soup that gave details for half a can. Do I look like a man that would be satisfied by half a tin of soup?
Food packaging where the nutrition content is given for half the pack or some other proportion. Today I had a tin of soup that gave details for half a can. Do I look like a man that would be satisfied by half a tin of soup?
Pretty sure the small bottles of coke that you get with meal deals etc says "this is 2 servings" on it. It's in a meal deal ffs, no one is buying those cokes and thinking "ahh great, I can drink half of this and have the other half tonight with dinner, great, perfect!"
Not cashing out my Lukaku top scorer bet weeks ago. Was offered around 85% of total winnings, but Lukaku was 4 or 5 goals ahead of Kane and Kane had just got injured. Even last week Kane was 3 goals behind, 2 games later and he's 2 in front. Balls
Not cashing out my Lukaku top scorer bet weeks ago. Was offered around 85% of total winnings, but Lukaku was 4 or 5 goals ahead of Kane and Kane had just got injured. Even last week Kane was 3 goals behind, 2 games later and he's 2 in front. Balls
Everton have Arsenal away left too, can't see Lukaku catching Kane.
The name Nahki Wells. Atto Boldon also irritates me for no good reason.
You've just reminded me by mentioning Atto Bolden but it really wound/winds me up when other 100/200m sprinters used to try and imitate Bolt at the starting line up over the last few years. When he did his pointing thing, you'd go along the line and you'd see all these other half baked imitations.
Either be the first to do it, or don't do it all.
Similar to all these wanky dance celebrations footballers do. Alli & dier, benteke and sakho and Sturridge etc
Yep it's Peter Crouch or nothing on the dance stakes
My neighbours two cats that treat my raised vegetable bed as some sort of high rise litter tray.
Cats
This. The girlfriends cat hates me. She hisses at me whenever we're alone claws at me and bites me tries to trip me up on the stairs. Then acts the little angel when my girlfriend or her family are around. They all think I'm imagining it.
My neighbours two cats that treat my raised vegetable bed as some sort of high rise litter tray.
Cats
This. The girlfriends cat hates me. She hisses at me whenever we're alone claws at me and bites me tries to trip me up on the stairs. Then acts the little angel when my girlfriend or her family are around. They all think I'm imagining it.
My neighbours two cats that treat my raised vegetable bed as some sort of high rise litter tray.
Cats
This. The girlfriends cat hates me. She hisses at me whenever we're alone claws at me and bites me tries to trip me up on the stairs. Then acts the little angel when my girlfriend or her family are around. They all think I'm imagining it.
Apparently they are great judges of character...
The little c#^$ is scared of bin bags.. what does she know.
My neighbours two cats that treat my raised vegetable bed as some sort of high rise litter tray.
Cats
This. The girlfriends cat hates me. She hisses at me whenever we're alone claws at me and bites me tries to trip me up on the stairs. Then acts the little angel when my girlfriend or her family are around. They all think I'm imagining it.
Apparently they are great judges of character...
The little c#^$ is scared of bin bags.. what does she know.
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Like a completely humourless Facebook where objectionable tossers kids themselves that they're brilliant business minds and captains of industry sharing inspirational views for which we should feel privileged to gain such dazzling insight rather than jumped up bores who would struggle to even make the worst ever cut of candidates for The Apprentice Comic Relief special.
Atto Boldon also irritates me for no good reason.
Either be the first to do it, or don't do it all.
Similar to all these wanky dance celebrations footballers do. Alli & dier, benteke and sakho and Sturridge etc
Was offered around 85% of total winnings, but Lukaku was 4 or 5 goals ahead of Kane and Kane had just got injured.
Even last week Kane was 3 goals behind, 2 games later and he's 2 in front.
Balls
They move pretty quickly the f***ers. Diego stops just before he reaches them every time it's like he forgets how to dog and freezes!
But then the fuckers don't come round to collect them for days leaving what is obviously a radiator and a water butt in my hallway.
Obviously I'm grateful to them for taking them in and reciprocate when I'm at home but I'm not psychic