Seeing a bloke knock down a a Roe buck and not having the space in the van to get it home, or a decent knife to gralloch it and pick it up later. Poor bugger is still in the verge this evening, what a waste....
A Roebuck is a decent pub in Hampstead. I'd Like to be able to tell you that I got merrily pissed in there once, but the truth is I was pissed when I went in on account of the Rochforte 10 that I drank in the nearby Stag (I think there's a link there).
Cats. In particular, my cat who I just caught puking in the house. I shoed him out, but as he ran out of the cat flap he deposited a pile of vom in the Crocs I leave by the back door. I took them out to the back garden to hose them down, but someone had left the hose on the jet setting so ended up with a pressure wash cat-chunder facial. Nice!
Yesterday my mother-in-law gave the cat too many 'Dreamies'. In the night the bugger chucked them up for me to unwittingly stomp in this morning.
I get offers from EE for all sorts of sporting events I'm not interested in. It always amazes me because they have the data that shows exactly where I am every Saturday afternoon.
To add insult to injury, not five minutes after the cat puke incident I got a text from EE asking me if I wanted Crystal Palace v Man Utd tickets. Words cannot describe my... (well, as I said words couldn't describe it).
The addition of broad regional accents on the BBC News, geezer reporting on the latest Japanese earthquake speaking in Bolton, sounds more like a comedy sketch off Soccer AM.
Yeah, BBC breakfast has also turned into BBC Look North, full of Northern sorts trying to look glamorous and cracking unfunny northern jokes. Bring back Suzanna Reid.
Chavy mums shouting at their kids. Just been to the cinema with my daughter and the place was full of unruly kids and mums screaming at each other. I suppose I shouldn't have expected anything less from Bexleyheath.
Chavy mums shouting at their kids. Just been to the cinema with my daughter and the place was full of unruly kids and mums screaming at each other. I suppose I shouldn't have expected anything less from Bexleyheath.
Were any of them fit? The mums that is, not the kids
Chavy mums shouting at their kids. Just been to the cinema with my daughter and the place was full of unruly kids and mums screaming at each other. I suppose I shouldn't have expected anything less from Bexleyheath.
Were any of them fit? The mums that is, not the kids
My missus just come back from the cinema. She said "that's the last time I take the kids to the cinema on a Saturday morning, some dirty old pervert in a Charlton shirt thought he was Benny Hill and was running around touching all the milfs up"
The addition of broad regional accents on the BBC News, geezer reporting on the latest Japanese earthquake speaking in Bolton, sounds more like a comedy sketch off Soccer AM.
Yeah, BBC breakfast has also turned into BBC Look North, full of Northern sorts trying to look glamorous and cracking unfunny northern jokes. Bring back Suzanna Reid.
Naga fucking Munchetty. She knows how to set my day off full of irritation.
Louise Minchin and the bird who does the sport are pretty tasty though.
The addition of broad regional accents on the BBC News, geezer reporting on the latest Japanese earthquake speaking in Bolton, sounds more like a comedy sketch off Soccer AM.
Yeah, BBC breakfast has also turned into BBC Look North, full of Northern sorts trying to look glamorous and cracking unfunny northern jokes. Bring back Suzanna Reid.
Naga fucking Munchetty. She knows how to set my day off full of irritation.
Louise Minchin and the bird who does the sport are pretty tasty though.
Can't stand makes me want to smash my TV. Her married name is Naga Haggar (true).
Players , managers and officials who put their hands over their mouths when they talk to each other to stop the millions of lip readers watching on TV seeing what they are saying .
Players , managers and officials who put their hands over their mouths when they talk to each other to stop the millions of lip readers watching on TV seeing what they are saying .
Stop it . it's pathetic
I love this. Are they discussing state secrets? So what they are saying is so crucial that they can't risk opponents lip reading their conversation. Self importance of the highest degree.
Unlike the twit in number 10 who just says the first thing his dangleberry brain sends to his cranial ringpiece at PMQ because he actually has no answer to the question put to him that wont reveal him for the cretin he is.
Unlike the twit in number 10 who just says the first thing his dangleberry brain sends to his cranial ringpiece at PMQ because he actually has no answer to the question put to him that wont reveal him for the cretin he is.
Absolutely agree . Having said that Diane Abbot is an embarrassment .
Players , managers and officials who put their hands over their mouths when they talk to each other to stop the millions of lip readers watching on TV seeing what they are saying .
Stop it . it's pathetic
See Chris Solly doing the same with an opponent. Don't think the game was even televised.
Unlike the twit in number 10 who just says the first thing his dangleberry brain sends to his cranial ringpiece at PMQ because he actually has no answer to the question put to him that wont reveal him for the cretin he is.
Absolutely agree . Having said that Diane Abbot is an embarrassment .
Unlike the twit in number 10 who just says the first thing his dangleberry brain sends to his cranial ringpiece at PMQ because he actually has no answer to the question put to him that wont reveal him for the cretin he is.
Absolutely agree . Having said that Diane Abbot is an embarrassment .
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Thank God I assume every other driver on the road is a congenital idiot.
Louise Minchin and the bird who does the sport are pretty tasty though.
Stop it . it's pathetic
Abbott
talking
really slowly
while
she
thinks
about
what
to say
Smug know-it-all with a rubbish song and an annoying voice.