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  • thai malaysia addickthai malaysia addick
    1StevieG said:

    TBH instead of to be honest. I keep reading Tal Ben Haim....

    Now you tell me. I thought it referred Thuram - Totally Bloody Hopeless.
  • DaveMehmetDaveMehmet
    I thought it was the bum hole
  • A-R-T-H-U-RA-R-T-H-U-R
    Kwik Fit shit adverts.
    Liars.
  • cafcdave123cafcdave123
    DaveMehmet said:

    Happily peddling away at my spin class then looking down and noticing that one of my bollocks had made a break for freedom. Don't think anyone noticed but had to play a very discreet frame of pocket billiards to restore the equilibrium.

    Did it annoy you that no one noticed or just that you were doing a spin class?
  • DaveMehmetDaveMehmet
    cafcdave123 said:

    DaveMehmet said:

    Happily peddling away at my spin class then looking down and noticing that one of my bollocks had made a break for freedom. Don't think anyone noticed but had to play a very discreet frame of pocket billiards to restore the equilibrium.

    Did it annoy you that no one noticed or just that you were doing a spin class?
    Both
  • ForeverAddicktedForeverAddickted
    When your driving and give way to someone... Instead of raising their hand to thank you, you get a limp finger (no not that one) in acknowledgement.

    It makes you feel like your beneath their thanks and that you dont deserve it
  • i_b_b_o_r_gi_b_b_o_r_g
    When I'm driving along and some peasant lets me go first just to get a wave off me.
  • Gravesend_AddickGravesend_Addick
    People who say 'happy star wars day' on this day every year. It was mildly amusing when I 1st heard it, now it's a tad annoying
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  • man_at_millettsman_at_milletts
    DaveMehmet said:

    Happily peddling away at my spin class then looking down and noticing that one of my bollocks had made a break for freedom. Don't think anyone noticed but had to play a very discreet frame of pocket billiards to restore the equilibrium.

    Tie it to your shoelaces Dave, that will act as an early warning system.

  • ForeverAddicktedForeverAddickted
    i_b_b_o_r_g said:

    When I'm driving along and some peasant lets me go first just to get a wave off me.

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  • AlwaysneilAlwaysneil
    I have a stupid watch with cogs and stuff and it didn't work out that April has only 30 days, I forgot to wind it on and my train ticket was dated 3rd.

    That annoyed me.

    Fortunately the ticket barrier guy just waved me through. I didn't even need to say 'these are not the sort of customers you are looking for' and wave my hand at him....

    The fourth was with me.
  • AlwaysneilAlwaysneil
    Good wattles on that peasant. Should get a good daubing.
  • CarterCarter
    Waving your fingers at bouncers when intoxicated giving it large 'these are not the droids you are looking for' is funny once
  • guinnessaddickguinnessaddick
  • daveaddickdaveaddick
    Where do you work Ricky.....the Samaritans?
  • DaveMehmetDaveMehmet
    ricky_otto said:

    Woman standing outside the office or in stair wells at work sobbing because their boss has just given them a telling off. How about start doing what you're paid for and not turning up smelling like you've just climbed out of a vat of prosecco?

    Sounds like a keeper to me.
  • CarterCarter
    edited May 2016
    Employees who cry when I bollock them for smelling like wine
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  • CarterCarter
    Getting to the pub too late to properly enjoy the sunshine and a beer my system is screaming out for
  • CarterCarter
    My work mobile ringing as soon as I sit on the shithouse
  • ricky_ottoricky_otto
    daveaddick said:

    Where do you work Ricky.....the Samaritans?

    No, a NHS call centre in Charlton.
  • DaveMehmetDaveMehmet
    Carter said:

    My work mobile ringing as soon as I sit on the shithouse

    Switch to FaceTime and aim it at the pan
  • The_OrganiserThe_Organiser
    Finding out all Eurostar trains are dry during the euros, when we've got a 6hr plus direct train to Marseille to endure!!

    Why oh why are football fans treated like shite all the time.
  • AlwaysneilAlwaysneil
    Carter said:

    My work mobile ringing as soon as I sit on the shithouse

    I always leave my work mobile on silent so the important meetings aren't interrupted...
  • The_OrganiserThe_Organiser
    Having now been sat on a broken down train between stations for nearly 2hrs!!
  • Powell Is PleasantPowell Is Pleasant
    Chrissy\\\'s Army!! said:

    People who say 'happy star wars day' on this day every year. It was mildly amusing when I 1st heard it, now it's a tad annoying

    I say it as "The fourth of May be with you!" just to annoy Star Wars geeks.
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