Woman standing outside the office or in stair wells at work sobbing because their boss has just given them a telling off. How about start doing what you're paid for and not turning up smelling like you've just climbed out of a vat of prosecco?
Facebook conversations like this that must make sensible women (and men) cringe, this is from an old school friend and her mates:
JB: I must have been horrible in a previous life.cos right now him up stairs seems to be chucking all kinds of shit my way,how much more can a person take.But I am hard ,till night falls. Sometimes i wounder how we get though the day. just todays events, found large I mean big mother xxxxxxx hornet in the bathroom., then washing machine blow up,then phone charger broke.,then I broke 3 nails.
But there are more important things love my family to bits, all of them ,and want the world to know that xxxx good night
NC: Bless your heart xx
CB: Blimey J, stay strong Hunni bunch & scream loud if it helps. Women are made to pick themselves up, dust themselves off & show the world we are strong however we are only human. Shout if I can help - big hugs xx ❤️
Facebook conversations like this that must make sensible women (and men) cringe, this is from an old school friend and her mates:
JB: I must have been horrible in a previous life.cos right now him up stairs seems to be chucking all kinds of shit my way,how much more can a person take.But I am hard ,till night falls. Sometimes i wounder how we get though the day. just todays events, found large I mean big mother xxxxxxx hornet in the bathroom., then washing machine blow up,then phone charger broke.,then I broke 3 nails.
But there are more important things love my family to bits, all of them ,and want the world to know that xxxx good night
NC: Bless your heart xx
CB: Blimey J, stay strong Hunni bunch & scream loud if it helps. Women are made to pick themselves up, dust themselves off & show the world we are strong however we are only human. Shout if I can help - big hugs xx ❤️
Facebook conversations like this that must make sensible women (and men) cringe, this is from an old school friend and her mates:
JB: I must have been horrible in a previous life.cos right now him up stairs seems to be chucking all kinds of shit my way,how much more can a person take.But I am hard ,till night falls. Sometimes i wounder how we get though the day. just todays events, found large I mean big mother xxxxxxx hornet in the bathroom., then washing machine blow up,then phone charger broke.,then I broke 3 nails.
But there are more important things love my family to bits, all of them ,and want the world to know that xxxx good night
NC: Bless your heart xx
CB: Blimey J, stay strong Hunni bunch & scream loud if it helps. Women are made to pick themselves up, dust themselves off & show the world we are strong however we are only human. Shout if I can help - big hugs xx ❤️
I was irritated to have my Starbucks ‘experience’ marred by a sniffer on Thursday. Unable to finish my crossword due to reading 17 across twelve times I decided to take action and storm out - sadly nobody noticed - least of all the sniffer.
Yesterday I attended a classic concert at the Royal Festival Hall. In front of me the World famous composer Karl Jenkins, beyond him 50 superb musicians, stage left the beautiful soprano Lucy Knight and to the rear of the orchestra a fabulous one hundred strong choir. Immediately to my right was a guy who continually tried to get his hooter in tune as he sniffed his way through the whole fecking thing.
Why are sniffers so oblivious to the pain and torment they cause?
finding that you've accidentally clicked on one of the little stars on the main page of the forum by receiving 50 odd emails to tell you that someone's posted in a thread
finding that you've accidentally clicked on one of the little stars on the main page of the forum by receiving 50 odd emails to tell you that someone's posted in a thread
If you tell us which thread, we promise not to go on it and keep posting.
Barbecues, as soon as we get a decent bit of weather all you can smell is barbecue smoke. Why can't people have a proper bloody dinner & then go & sit outside?
Barbecues, as soon as we get a decent bit of weather all you can smell is barbecue smoke. Why can't people have a proper bloody dinner & then go & sit outside?
I'm showing you the yellow for this one matey
One of the best things about a British summer is the smell of barbecue. Right up there with watching all the pansies running away from the ASBO of the insect world. The wasp.
My other favourite thing of British summer is knowing my electric tennis racquet 'the executioner' will be getting some action frying wasps
Barbecues, as soon as we get a decent bit of weather all you can smell is barbecue smoke. Why can't people have a proper bloody dinner & then go & sit outside?
I'm showing you the yellow for this one matey
One of the best things about a British summer is the smell of barbecue. Right up there with watching all the pansies running away from the ASBO of the insect world. The wasp.
My other favourite thing of British summer is knowing my electric tennis racquet 'the executioner' will be getting some action frying wasps
New batteries in my "executioner" today.
FYI, as I'm sure you know it makes a faint buzzing noise when you press the button. Don't hold it up to your ear as a means of checking the noise thinking you can estimate the battery power. You'll just catch the edge of your ear and still hear ringing in the ear 5 hours later.
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Why oh why are football fans treated like shite all the time.
this time Top Cat, Benny and the crew manage to secure a mortgage on a three storey dustbin.
what sort of pricks think up this crap?
Come on, you think about how to do your job.
Oh dear I thought it was straight samples from the original.
My hearing has gone, I can't be sure on that without watching it again.
Overall though the advert is shite. Top
Cat going into the Halifax for a mortgage? Come on.
JB:
I must have been horrible in a previous life.cos right now him up stairs seems to be chucking all kinds of shit my way,how much more can a person take.But I am hard ,till night falls.
Sometimes i wounder how we get though the day.
just todays events, found large I mean big mother xxxxxxx hornet in the bathroom., then washing machine blow up,then phone charger broke.,then I broke 3 nails.
But there are more important things
love my family to bits, all of them ,and want the world to know that xxxx good night
NC:
Bless your heart xx
CB:
Blimey J, stay strong Hunni bunch & scream loud if it helps. Women are made to pick themselves up, dust themselves off & show the world we are strong however we are only human. Shout if I can help - big hugs xx ❤️
G T-D
Wish that was all I had to put up with
She should have used no more nails as well.
I was irritated to have my Starbucks ‘experience’ marred by a sniffer on Thursday. Unable to finish my crossword due to reading 17 across twelve times I decided to take action and storm out - sadly nobody noticed - least of all the sniffer.
Yesterday I attended a classic concert at the Royal Festival Hall. In front of me the World famous composer Karl Jenkins, beyond him 50 superb musicians, stage left the beautiful soprano Lucy Knight and to the rear of the orchestra a fabulous one hundred strong choir. Immediately to my right was a guy who continually tried to get his hooter in tune as he sniffed his way through the whole fecking thing.
Why are sniffers so oblivious to the pain and torment they cause?
One of the best things about a British summer is the smell of barbecue. Right up there with watching all the pansies running away from the ASBO of the insect world. The wasp.
My other favourite thing of British summer is knowing my electric tennis racquet 'the executioner' will be getting some action frying wasps
FYI, as I'm sure you know it makes a faint buzzing noise when you press the button. Don't hold it up to your ear as a means of checking the noise thinking you can estimate the battery power. You'll just catch the edge of your ear and still hear ringing in the ear 5 hours later.
the amount of millwall fans out the woodwork this morning for a naughty weekend in bradford.