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But then how would I get to smell the nice ladies?SuedeAdidas said:Just say "laters" and bowl out of the room all cool like instead.
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Finger them.NomadicAddick said:
But then how would I get to smell the nice ladies?SuedeAdidas said:Just say "laters" and bowl out of the room all cool like instead.
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I saw an interesting kissing mistake in a pub recently - thankfully, I was not involved. Man kisses woman on cheek. He pulls back. As he goes to pull back, she offers second cheek. He lunges back forward and gives second kiss just in time. He pulls back. She offers third kiss on the first cheek. She realises that he has pulled back this time. She pulls back. He starts to lunge forward. She sees him coming forward and moves forward. He head butts her. Not badly, thankfully.NomadicAddick said:Mistakes when kissing.
For example, last night I was saying good night to a french girl from work after a quick pint and i kissed her on the cheek once and she went for the 2nd one (maybe should have anticipated it as she is french) but I had pulled my head away already to leave and she ended up kissing thin air and I apologised when maybe I should have just ignored it and left because it just created a bit more awkwardness. Resulting in a big mess.
And this problem simply can't be fixed by remembering how the continental folks kiss, oh no. Just a week ago I was saying goodbye to a girl I used to go to school with and we went in for the hug, I went for the one sided cheek again but she just went for the hug and her cheek wasn't close enough for me to kiss it so i ended up kissing her ear. Once again very messy.7 -
Subtle is just a word too you isn't it Gaz...ValleyGary said:
Finger them.NomadicAddick said:
But then how would I get to smell the nice ladies?SuedeAdidas said:Just say "laters" and bowl out of the room all cool like instead.
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Two here, unless it Dutch mates, where as you say, it's three.Stuart the Red said:Excellent post.
Try this for size. I live in Luxembourg where it is traditional to kiss 3 times on alternating (face!) cheeks, in France it is twice and in Germany, where this has recently become fashionable, fashionable.
It can be difficult to coordinate the kissing when you don't what number the opposing kisser is used to...
It all gets very messy.
Never kiss the Germans, a firm handshake seems to suffice...0 -
If you must.man_at_milletts said:
Shame, had that penciled for later in the month.nth london addick said:Dreamland opening when it just ain't ready, hope it doesn't do too much harm in the future, I don't think we will be back in the near future, rides closed, those that worked were Breaking down left right and centre, the food concessions just are not ready for any sort of numbers, no hot donuts at any kiosks available, the staff are great trying real hard I hope it's for a reason and not a hollow future
Looks like I'll have to do the Grayson Perry thing instead.
But please shave your legs first.
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Already done Sam! See the cycling thread :-)soapboxsam said:
If you must.man_at_milletts said:
Shame, had that penciled for later in the month.nth london addick said:Dreamland opening when it just ain't ready, hope it doesn't do too much harm in the future, I don't think we will be back in the near future, rides closed, those that worked were Breaking down left right and centre, the food concessions just are not ready for any sort of numbers, no hot donuts at any kiosks available, the staff are great trying real hard I hope it's for a reason and not a hollow future
Looks like I'll have to do the Grayson Perry thing instead.
But please shave your legs first.
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sentences that start "I had a dream last night about......."
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Couples that actually kiss in public. Not a peck on a cheek. Full on snogging. No. Under no circumstance.thai malaysia addick said:
I saw an interesting kissing mistake in a pub recently - thankfully, I was not involved. Man kisses woman on cheek. He pulls back. As he goes to pull back, she offers second cheek. He lunges back forward and gives second kiss just in time. He pulls back. She offers third kiss on the first cheek. She realises that he has pulled back this time. She pulls back. He starts to lunge forward. She sees him coming forward and moves forward. He head butts her. Not badly, thankfully.NomadicAddick said:Mistakes when kissing.
For example, last night I was saying good night to a french girl from work after a quick pint and i kissed her on the cheek once and she went for the 2nd one (maybe should have anticipated it as she is french) but I had pulled my head away already to leave and she ended up kissing thin air and I apologised when maybe I should have just ignored it and left because it just created a bit more awkwardness. Resulting in a big mess.
And this problem simply can't be fixed by remembering how the continental folks kiss, oh no. Just a week ago I was saying goodbye to a girl I used to go to school with and we went in for the hug, I went for the one sided cheek again but she just went for the hug and her cheek wasn't close enough for me to kiss it so i ended up kissing her ear. Once again very messy.0 - Sponsored links:
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What, cross dress and make pottery?man_at_milletts said:
Shame, had that penciled for later in the month.nth london addick said:Dreamland opening when it just ain't ready, hope it doesn't do too much harm in the future, I don't think we will be back in the near future, rides closed, those that worked were Breaking down left right and centre, the food concessions just are not ready for any sort of numbers, no hot donuts at any kiosks available, the staff are great trying real hard I hope it's for a reason and not a hollow future
Looks like I'll have to do the Grayson Perry thing instead.0 -
Well, it's worked out okay for Grayson...North Lower Neil said:
What, cross dress and make pottery?man_at_milletts said:
Shame, had that penciled for later in the month.nth london addick said:Dreamland opening when it just ain't ready, hope it doesn't do too much harm in the future, I don't think we will be back in the near future, rides closed, those that worked were Breaking down left right and centre, the food concessions just are not ready for any sort of numbers, no hot donuts at any kiosks available, the staff are great trying real hard I hope it's for a reason and not a hollow future
Looks like I'll have to do the Grayson Perry thing instead.1 -
Just point to the cold sore on your lip and make your excuses.SuedeAdidas said:Just say "laters" and bowl out of the room all cool like instead.
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It's a free country, well almost.North Lower Neil said:
What, cross dress and make pottery?man_at_milletts said:
Shame, had that penciled for later in the month.nth london addick said:Dreamland opening when it just ain't ready, hope it doesn't do too much harm in the future, I don't think we will be back in the near future, rides closed, those that worked were Breaking down left right and centre, the food concessions just are not ready for any sort of numbers, no hot donuts at any kiosks available, the staff are great trying real hard I hope it's for a reason and not a hollow future
Looks like I'll have to do the Grayson Perry thing instead.
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...when your granny gives you a sloppy wet birthday kiss and you lose your head and slip your tongue in/NomadicAddick said:Mistakes when kissing.
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When commdiens you like start talking publicly about politics.0
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When you go lane swimming and you have to share a lane with somebody. That's annoying in itself.
But when it's the two of you, and the other person staunchly swims clockwise or anti-clockwise round the lane. It doesn't make sense, you have to keep adjusting your speed and going round each other, because it's so, so, so unlikely you'll be swimming the exact same speed as each other.
The solution is simple: You stick on the left, I'll stick on the right, and we'll NEVER bump into each other.0 -
Another one, when you have a big non-lane swimming section which gets busy yet you find pairs of women wanting to have a slow swim and a good old natter side by side. Fair enough I get it but they don't need to take up the space of 3-4 people at a time especially when the section is busy. Simple solution is for them to swim closer together don't make people have to cut through the pair of you.0
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or when your granny gives you almonds when you visit.Stig said:
...when your granny gives you a sloppy wet birthday kiss and you lose your head and slip your tongue in/NomadicAddick said:Mistakes when kissing.
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And later you find out they were sugared almonds and she's sucked the sugar off.1 -
People who moan about the music/telly/radio being too loud but you have to repeat everything to them 3 times because they're stone deaf.1
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ValleyGary said:
Finger them.NomadicAddick said:
But then how would I get to smell the nice ladies?SuedeAdidas said:Just say "laters" and bowl out of the room all cool like instead.
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Post of the decade I don't think I have laughed so loud ever,
The dave Mehmet school of comments is worth its entry fee and working well
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When u realise that the lads that work for you and their pals at 26 are very much younger than you and that the night scene has changed and you are an old cunt6
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Old cunts getting in the way when I am out raving...5
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Algarveaddick said:
Old cunts getting in the way when I am out dogging.
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Ordering a mix grill and realising when it is served that it is for 2 to share, that weren't the annoying part, the 100 Euros bill for a unplanned Saturday night burger out is the annoying part and trust me, it's very annoying.0
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Did it say 'pour deux e100' under the item? Or weren't you alerted when they put plates for two on the table? You'd never get robbed like that at the Golden Grill or Wimpy in Woolwichbrogib said:Ordering a mix grill and realising when it is served that it is for 2 to share, that weren't the annoying part, the 100 Euros bill for a unplanned Saturday night burger out is the annoying part and trust me, it's very annoying.
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Given the current exchange rate to euro, he probably would.ads said:
Did it say 'pour deux e100' under the item? Or weren't you alerted when they put plates for two on the table? You'd never get robbed like that at the Golden Grill or Wimpy in Woolwichbrogib said:Ordering a mix grill and realising when it is served that it is for 2 to share, that weren't the annoying part, the 100 Euros bill for a unplanned Saturday night burger out is the annoying part and trust me, it's very annoying.
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Presumably, if you didnt notice the mixed grill was for two then niether did the mrs? So the question is, Did you polish off a mixed grill for two on your own?brogib said:Ordering a mix grill and realising when it is served that it is for 2 to share, that weren't the annoying part, the 100 Euros bill for a unplanned Saturday night burger out is the annoying part and trust me, it's very annoying.
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Ordered mix grill, it came up on a platter with. separate plate for chips to follow. Any road up, half way. through me first rack o ribs i noticed that there was a lot of chips there for one person, on noticing this i also noticed there was two of everything on. the platter. i pretennded to look really annoyed that i was expected to polish it of, but mu annoyance ended up being for real when i clapsed eyes on the bill. Very anoying it wascafcdave123 said:
Presumably, if you didnt notice the mixed grill was for two then niether did the mrs? So the question is, Did you polish off a mixed grill for two on your own?brogib said:Ordering a mix grill and realising when it is served that it is for 2 to share, that weren't the annoying part, the 100 Euros bill for a unplanned Saturday night burger out is the annoying part and trust me, it's very annoying.
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