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Erling Haaland

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  • se9addick
    se9addick Posts: 32,030
    ForeverAddickted said:
    ShootersHillGuru said:
    Haaland was born in Leeds.
    Shame he didn't decide to play for England. 

    Id pity the Manager having to choose between Kane and Haaland
    Could he actually play for England? Being born here isn’t enough to qualify for U.K. citizenship and he was very young when he moved back to Norway so I think he might not actually qualify (although I’m sure some rules could be bent for a talent such as his!).  
  • up_the_valley
    up_the_valley Posts: 4,186
    edited August 2022
    Knew that second goal was in a soon as he went through. Deceptively quick and a scorers instinct. Come on TS, get your wallet out for next season. 
  • SELR_addicks
    SELR_addicks Posts: 15,442
    ForeverAddickted said:
    ShootersHillGuru said:
    Haaland was born in Leeds.
    Shame he didn't decide to play for England. 

    Id pity the Manager having to choose between Kane and Haaland
    You'd pick Haaland. 
  • CAFCsayer
    CAFCsayer Posts: 10,222
    I don't even think he is deceptively quick, he is rapid. Don't reckon there are many players in the prem (if any) who would beat him over a short distance sprint.
  • Cafc43v3r
    Cafc43v3r Posts: 21,600
    se9addick said:
    ForeverAddickted said:
    ShootersHillGuru said:
    Haaland was born in Leeds.
    Shame he didn't decide to play for England. 

    Id pity the Manager having to choose between Kane and Haaland
    Could he actually play for England? Being born here isn’t enough to qualify for U.K. citizenship and he was very young when he moved back to Norway so I think he might not actually qualify (although I’m sure some rules could be bent for a talent such as his!).  
    Yes he could have played for England. 
  • SoundAsa£
    SoundAsa£ Posts: 22,474
    CAFCsayer said:
    I don't even think he is deceptively quick, he is rapid. Don't reckon there are many players in the prem (if any) who would beat him over a short distance sprint.
    Which was a great feature of Derek Hales play of course.
  • cafcfan1990
    cafcfan1990 Posts: 12,811
    Cafc43v3r said:
    se9addick said:
    ForeverAddickted said:
    ShootersHillGuru said:
    Haaland was born in Leeds.
    Shame he didn't decide to play for England. 

    Id pity the Manager having to choose between Kane and Haaland
    Could he actually play for England? Being born here isn’t enough to qualify for U.K. citizenship and he was very young when he moved back to Norway so I think he might not actually qualify (although I’m sure some rules could be bent for a talent such as his!).  
    Yes he could have played for England. 
    Haaland and Reyna could both have played for England. I’m glad they choose to play for their own countries though, although I might not say that in a few years when Kane retires! 
  • ValleyOfTears
    ValleyOfTears Posts: 1,067
    Arguably the most spoken about striker in the world scores a penalty and a one on one and already people are talking about Premiership goals records being broken. Steady on...
    He's injury prone which means records being broken is unlikely and as stated before he will be at city for a few years. Not NINE! I agree ...he'll be at Madrid or Nou Camp by the next world cup. Kane will break the records.
  • SouthWest_Addicks
    SouthWest_Addicks Posts: 6,307
    edited August 2022
    Still fancy Salah to win top goal scorer this season.
  • Chris_from_Sidcup
    Chris_from_Sidcup Posts: 35,987
    ValleyOfTears said:
    Arguably the most spoken about striker in the world scores a penalty and a one on one and already people are talking about Premiership goals records being broken. Steady on...
    He's injury prone which means records being broken is unlikely and as stated before he will be at city for a few years. Not NINE! I agree ...he'll be at Madrid or Nou Camp by the next world cup. Kane will break the records.
    He's also been bought to win them the champions league, so once the knockouts start i can see him being rested for a few league games.

    That said even if he only plays 30 league games, he could still quite easily get 30 goals.
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  • charente addick
    charente addick Posts: 3,808
    Can’t see what the hype is about - just a poor man’s Jayden Stockley.
  • cafcfan1990
    cafcfan1990 Posts: 12,811
    ValleyOfTears said:
    Arguably the most spoken about striker in the world scores a penalty and a one on one and already people are talking about Premiership goals records being broken. Steady on...
    He's injury prone which means records being broken is unlikely and as stated before he will be at city for a few years. Not NINE! I agree ...he'll be at Madrid or Nou Camp by the next world cup. Kane will break the records.
    Injury prone or just a bit unlucky last season? Managed 40+ games in both 19/20 and 20/21, 35 the season before that (plus Internationals). He was out for 2 months with one injury last season and still managed to play 30 odd games. Not sure where you're getting injury prone from?
  • sam3110
    sam3110 Posts: 21,239
    charente addick said:
    Can’t see what the hype is about - just a poor man’s Jayden Stockley.
    Just a shit Simon Makienok
  • iaitch
    iaitch Posts: 10,217
    These viking warriors are so yesterday.
  • ValleyOfTears
    ValleyOfTears Posts: 1,067
    sam3110 said:
    charente addick said:
    Can’t see what the hype is about - just a poor man’s Jayden Stockley.
    Just a shit Simon Makienok
    Brilliant!
  • ValleyOfTears
    ValleyOfTears Posts: 1,067
    charente addick said:
    Can’t see what the hype is about - just a poor man’s Jayden Stockley.
    Brilliant! 
  • ValleyOfTears
    ValleyOfTears Posts: 1,067
    I remember people saying Cristiano Ronaldo calling himself Ronaldo was like someone with the middle name "Pele" calling himself "Pele". 

    How wrong they and most of us were. 

    I am just looking forward to the Keane/Haaland pitchside interview after City thump United 5-0 and ~ just for a laugh ~ Gary Neville brings up the contretemps with his old man. 

    Ouch! 
  • Gravesend_Addick
    Gravesend_Addick Posts: 7,299
    After watching the game yesterday, I dread to think how many goals he could score this season.  Think 31 is the premier league record & I think he could beat that if he plays enough games
  • North Lower Neil
    North Lower Neil Posts: 22,943
    Gravesend_Addick said:
    After watching the game yesterday, I dread to think how many goals he could score this season.  Think 31 is the premier league record & I think he could beat that if he plays enough games
    34 (Cole and Shearer) but they were both in 42 game seasons, or 32 (Salah) in a 38 game season.
  • charltonbob
    charltonbob Posts: 8,254
    Gravesend_Addick said:
    After watching the game yesterday, I dread to think how many goals he could score this season.  Think 31 is the premier league record & I think he could beat that if he plays enough games
    Barring injury I think he will smash that record.
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  • CAFCsayer
    CAFCsayer Posts: 10,222
    I do feel for defenders playing against him this year... geezer makes shearer look like a dwarf 🤣
  • sam3110
    sam3110 Posts: 21,239
    He's a genetic freak isn't he? Bigger than most defenders and faster than most wingers
  • Exiled_Addick
    Exiled_Addick Posts: 17,168
    sam3110 said:
    He's a genetic freak isn't he? Bigger than most defenders and faster than most wingers
    Ugly fucker though.
  • NapaAddick
    NapaAddick Posts: 4,657
    Haaland wins the Gareth Bale Award for ugliest top scorer in Europe.
  • SantaClaus
    SantaClaus Posts: 7,650
    Haaland looks like a waxwork in that picture.
  • _MrDick
    _MrDick Posts: 13,103
    How many goals will this beast score this year. Already has 2 today against ManYoo. What’s that, 16 for season? 
  • cfgs
    cfgs Posts: 11,474
    I did say early on if he stays fit he will get 50 in the league, that looks a low estimate at the moment with the way they play.
  • Swisdom
    Swisdom Posts: 14,976
    He’s an absolute freak of nature!  

    Who cares if he barely touches it - when he does he scores or assists

     brilliant to see a proper bully boy.
  • cfgs
    cfgs Posts: 11,474
    Why are Citeh wearing a West Ham away kit from the 90s though?
  • EugenesAxe
    EugenesAxe Posts: 3,282
    Whenever I see him all I can think is Drago in Rocky 4…

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