The media’s weird obsession with trying to make Usain Bolt a professional footballer. He’s terrible.
I think its the bookies rather than the media, one bookmakers suddenly offered 33-1 on him signing for Rangers and no doubt plenty of mugs took them up on that thinking something was in the offing
The media’s weird obsession with trying to make Usain Bolt a professional footballer. He’s terrible.
I think its the bookies rather than the media, one bookmakers suddenly offered 33-1 on him signing for Rangers and no doubt plenty of mugs took them up on that thinking something was in the offing
The amount of extra dough the People's Postcode Millions could give to the good causes if they only employed one twat on their ads, instead of 6 odd twats
The amount of extra dough the People's Postcode Millions could give to the good causes if they only employed one twat on their ads, instead of 6 odd twats
Mis-reading the 'Mañana' in the title of the sale thread for 'mania', thinking there'd be some news that's made everyone euphoric. More disappointment.
Those little plastic bags they line the bins with in hotel rooms. Incapable of taking so much as a tea bag without collapsing in on themselves. More needless plastic heading for the landfill.
A house very near us is unoccupied but has a problem with the alarm, was going off nearly all night and has started again this morning. Not a lot of sleep has been had.
The people who stand by the checkouts in supermarkets with a pointy finger on a stick showing you which one to go to. I am a sentient being. I am more than capable of telling the difference between a very busy queue and a slightly less busy queue. You would be far more useful if you sat behind one of the empty tills and contributed to getting things moving rather than standing around chatting to shelf-fillers, half-heartedly waving your prosthetic digit around like a lazy, green-overalled orchestra conductor.
The people who stand by the checkouts in supermarkets with a pointy finger on a stick showing you which one to go to. I am a sentient being. I am more than capable of telling the difference between a very busy queue and a slightly less busy queue. You would be far more useful if you sat behind one of the empty tills and contributed to getting things moving rather than standing around chatting to shelf-fillers, half-heartedly waving your prosthetic digit around like a lazy, green-overalled orchestra conductor.
Agreed. Up there with ‘amusing caricature‘ artists, as one of the most pointless jobs.
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Banal shite phrase that only footballers on Twitter ever seem to use.
He's better than Gra-ant Holt
He's a six foot five big dolt
Usain Bolt, Bolt, Bolt
He's marginally taller than Solly, so there's that.
It's what the UK does.
A) change
B ) order online
Its Caskey not Cask Key!!
Its Magennis not Megennis
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