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When knobs ask what way is everyone voting on Facebook, someone saying "Shake it all about" after a few INS and OUTS4
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I ain't blowing anything pal, except a brass instrument maybe.i_b_b_o_r_g said:
Blow a vuvuzuallacharltonkeston said:Grown men crying at football matches. I've seen this a few times at these Euros.
God only knows what they are going to be like at the birth of their first child.0 -
People who get hokey cokey about things.i_b_b_o_r_g said:When knobs ask what way is everyone voting on Facebook, someone saying "Shake it all about" after a few INS and OUTS
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Then they just turn around. Still, I guess that's what it's all about.Macronate said:
People who get hokey cokey about things.i_b_b_o_r_g said:When knobs ask what way is everyone voting on Facebook, someone saying "Shake it all about" after a few INS and OUTS
I always thought it was a song in honour of the news reader - Femi Oke.0 -
This humidity. the fact the air con isn't working in my office and having just looked at the weather report it seems we're going to have this bollocks for the foreseeable0
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But then Geldof says Remain....kentaddick said:
Tbh this is me, the fact sol Campbell, Ian Botham and Katie Hopkins are voting leave has put me right off that campaign.suzisausage said:People who decide how to vote re Europe based on 'celebrity' opinion.
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The following phrases / words:-
"we go again". I get the sentiment, but there are better ways of expressing it.
"no-mark". Often used on here. It supposedly captures everything about the targets credentials, but in reality captures none.
"narrative". We've always had narratives, but nowadays everything seems to have to have one. Why?
"Closure". What did people seek before they started to seek closure? I don't think it existed before the 90's..
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or it could be when when a female isn't up for a bedsheet fumble and wants to let her husband Mark know.SporadicAddick said:The following phrases / words:-
"we go again". I get the sentiment, but there are better ways of expressing it.
"no-mark". Often used on here. It supposedly captures everything about the targets credentials, but in reality captures none.
"narrative". We've always had narratives, but nowadays everything seems to have to have one. Why?
"Closure". What did people seek before they started to seek closure? I don't think it existed before the 90's..0 -
That "we go again" one wound me up as well. I remember JBG using it a few times after defeats the season before last. Of course we go again. Why didn't we 'go' to an acceptable level in the 1st placeSporadicAddick said:The following phrases / words:-
"we go again". I get the sentiment, but there are better ways of expressing it.
"no-mark". Often used on here. It supposedly captures everything about the targets credentials, but in reality captures none.
"narrative". We've always had narratives, but nowadays everything seems to have to have one. Why?
"Closure". What did people seek before they started to seek closure? I don't think it existed before the 90's..1 -
Having a running race cancelled because of flooding. Just make it a triathlon ffs1
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What if someone cant swim?McBobbin said:Having a running race cancelled because of flooding. Just make it a triathlon ffs
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They don't finish.ForeverAddickted said:
What if someone cant swim?McBobbin said:Having a running race cancelled because of flooding. Just make it a triathlon ffs
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This is competion! Use the weak as canoes!ForeverAddickted said:
What if someone cant swim?McBobbin said:Having a running race cancelled because of flooding. Just make it a triathlon ffs
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Sons school sports day is at risk of cancellation apparently. When I look at the weather forecast for tomorrow it looks hot and sunny.0
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In the sprints, does your son always kneel at the start (sorry, used that one before)Alwaysneil said:Sons school sports day is at risk of cancellation apparently. When I look at the weather forecast for tomorrow it looks hot and sunny.
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The wife when asking me what way I voted.
when I asked her "don't be so nosey"1 -
Just see the new Ghostbusters trailer. That was very annoying.1
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That Hank Williams died aged only 29.0
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Nah he doesn't enter the sprints because his best mate nashon beats everyone by about 30 yards. Same as Nashon's dad victor beats all the dads by a similar distance. Last year victor had to run twice to give all the competitive dads a go.thai malaysia addick said:
In the sprints, does your son always kneel at the start (sorry, used that one before)Alwaysneil said:Sons school sports day is at risk of cancellation apparently. When I look at the weather forecast for tomorrow it looks hot and sunny.
Roo's more into the three legged race with a female partner. Fair play to him.0 -
BBQs in Parks
We're not in Aus****ingstralia.
Go rounds your mates house or down the pub or move to Zone 4.2 - Sponsored links:
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When you're trying to maneuver into a space at a supermarket and some dozy pillock can't wait 2 seconds and tries to squeeze a trolley between your moving vehicle and other cars.1
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My wages? Nope, never worked for Johnson's Paint, Capital One or whoever the latest sponsors are, as far as I can remember.iaitch said:
The sponsors are the people helping to pay your wages.Tutt-Tutt said:Pre match presentations at big games. Most of the time it's Sponsors and puffed up nobodies, If there are no royals present put in some relevant ex-managers or ex-players. The players must look at the people shaking their hands and think, who are you?
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If they were also playing Frisby, or even worse boomerang, an all, let me know where and I'll take me Kangoo Van off road for that.EastTerrace said:BBQs in Parks
We're not in Aus****ingstralia.
Go rounds your mates house or down the pub or move to Zone 4.
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People who say "somethink" instead of "something".
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Summink alright thoughMillwallFan said:People who say "somethink" instead of "something".
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Whoever it was that started the "pencils are used in elections so the govt can change your vote" rumour. Whatever know-nothing cockwomble started that one deserves to have their balls extruded through an electric socket while the power's still on.4
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What really pisses me off is that they seem to miss the point... If you want to throw the referendum then you'd simply just print duplicate ballot papers off and pre-mark them. Doctoring existing ballot papers would take time and effort that isn't needed, just pre-prepare a box and swap them around on the way to the count.Stig said:Whoever it was that started the "pencils are used in elections so the govt can change your vote" rumour. Whatever know-nothing cockwomble started that one deserves to have their balls extruded through an electric socket while the power's still on.
Is MI5 really going to be saying to their staff at 2201 this evening "Alright chaps, who's up for some overtime? Here's a box, here's a rubber and here's a pencil.. you know what to do."?2 -
I'm more annoyed by the idiots who believe such a ridiculous suggestion!Stig said:Whoever it was that started the "pencils are used in elections so the govt can change your vote" rumour. Whatever know-nothing cockwomble started that one deserves to have their balls extruded through an electric socket while the power's still on.
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AhemStig said:Whoever it was that started the "pencils are used in elections so the govt can change your vote" rumour. Whatever know-nothing cockwomble started that one deserves to have their balls extruded through an electric socket while the power's still on.
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