General things that Annoy you

People who pronounce words with a k at the end instead of a g

Somethink
nothink etc...

The whole experience of trying to wash your hands in a modern public toilet - the stupid foam soap that doesn't actually perform like a proper soap, the motion sensitive taps that only turn on if you hold your hand in a position that means you can't actually put them under the stream of water without it cutting out (or the older style ones that you push down and they cut out before you can get your hand under the tap), and the stupid jet engine hand dryers that half deafen you as they blast your hands with freezing cold air and blow all the water onto your shoes.

In our needless quest to avoid having to touch anything that another human being might have touched we've made it almost impossible to wash our hands properly, while conveniently ignoring the fact that we still have to open the same door, using the same handle, as the bloke who just left without washing his hands at all.

I'll say what really annoys me is life

It's too fucking short, once you get good at something and I mean effortlessly, elitely good it's time to retire. And if you can't get effortlessly and elitelty good at anything life will always be one long frustration ultimately. I'm frustrated at how unfair life is, how it's meant to be accepted that there is classes yet how we are ruled by one class that none of us are going to ever break into, how nothing has changed since Victorian times when the upper classes sent nations of young men off to war to settle their disputes where they never get their hands grimey (Blairs hands are soaked in blood, yet clean, like lady Macbeth) how we accept shit service, how we elaborate and exaggerate not so shit service on twitter but continue to not be bothered to vote, to generally be cunts to each other, if jesus or an all powerful being did exist I bet his only commandment would have been 'don't be a cunt to each other' but we are, every single fucking day.

And Roland Duchatelet, that cunt. He annoys the peanuts in my type1 on the Bristol stool.

Drivers annoy me, fucking driving annoys me, and the rules of the road fucks me off even more. I managed to learn them as a 17 year old and know we drive on the left not the fucking middle lane. The police annoy me, not individual officers but anyone above the rank of inspector. Who tells people how to do a job they got fucked off out of ASAP because they were shit at it, the same applies for most old school jobs. British Gas, National Rail, British Telecom, the armed forces, the electricity board. All them fuckers.

And guarantees as well, buy something expensive from a shop. Pay more to buy it from a shop instead of the Internet. It doesn't work. Take it back to the shop 'you need to contact the manufacturer sir' fuck off cunt I bought it off you not Bosch.

Call centres and the fact they exist.

Middle management, no nothing pricks who ruin everyone's life below them by asking people who know shit to straighten out the consequences from their fucking stupid snap decisions they can never make when it matters.

Estate agents, professional liars. And fucking bad ones at that. They would inject their own children with Freddie Mercurys blood of they thought it would get then a chop of comission

And union reps who don't stick up for their members instead choosing to set off on a path of management within their own union whch ironically they are meant to be sworn against