Burnley Protests.
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I don't think we'd need 10,000 or possibly even 3000 + a quick check on google shows a number of sources.sadiejane1981 said:
3000 will cost £2370 at their prices we wouldn't afford 10000CAFCsayer said:
This would be class, they would be extremely easy to get into the ground and they would be a massive pain to clear off the pitch. @CARD 10,000 will domicks1950 said:As posted on another thread.
Foldable frisbees are available - although probably not as cheap as stress balls/mini bouncing balls?
http://www.amtmarketing.com/promotional-outdoor/uk-stock-foldable-frisbee/3456/details.aspx
This one for instance sells 1000 for £320 + delivery or 3000 for £870 + delivery:
https://www.advantamanufacturing.com/product/11995/foldable-nylon-frisbee
Of course, I would have thought a test of how well they fly would be an idea before buying?
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The Burnley team could well be staying at The Marriott in Bexleyheath. Hopefully their coach won't have any problems getting out of the car park. It shouldn't do it's got good access in and out of there.17
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I get where you are going with this:cantersaddick said:Anyone have one of those blow up sofas or an air bed?!
It would make the sex scene look more classy!
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Is there a vantage point (SE corner maybe? Or the flats) where someone with a good arm could throw tennis balls onto the pitch from outside the ground?1
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Any chance of history repeating itself? Burnley can provide Barton and we have our very own squirrel!!
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Flimsy nylon ones unfortunately. A southerly wind and the whole lot will end up peppering the North stand.sadiejane1981 said:
3000 will cost £2370 at their prices we wouldn't afford 10000CAFCsayer said:
This would be class, they would be extremely easy to get into the ground and they would be a massive pain to clear off the pitch. @CARD 10,000 will domicks1950 said:As posted on another thread.
Foldable frisbees are available - although probably not as cheap as stress balls/mini bouncing balls?
http://www.amtmarketing.com/promotional-outdoor/uk-stock-foldable-frisbee/3456/details.aspx0 -
Have a look at this site aerobiewholesale.com/. A range of not too hard objects which can be thrown long distances ... the record for the Aerobie is a quarter of a mile. Would not need too many to create havoc.4
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12.30 kick-off I believeman_at_milletts said:
I'm reliably informed that there will be some practice sessions for those with 'pressure problems', at 12.45 round the back of Ransom Walk. See you there!milo said:Water bombs filled with piss? – sorry I don’t understand how this is possible.
I get how to make a water balloon, you roll it over the end of the tap, hold on to it and then turn the tap on. The water pressure is about 15-20 litres a minute and it forces the balloon to expand.
Making a piss balloon involves rolling the balloon over my flaccid penis (let’s say my unerect old chap is about the size of a tap and that I don’t become sexually aroused by balloons), I then push with all my might and I’m guessing I could get up enough pressure to release about a pint in half a minute – that balloon is just not going to expand is it?
Some of you with wider urethras or who still play the primary school game of ‘who can wee the highest’ to an Olympic level may be able to elaborate.
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It has to be.
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Try getting that into the pitch throwing it from the upper covered end.0
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In some way this reminds me of Buster Gonad and his unfeasably large testiclesmogodon said:
Trouble with sprouts is they are not big enough to cause a disruption. How about marrows? Can see slight issue with getting it into the ground and then throwing it but ...Addickted said:It has to be.
Camouflaged by the grass to make clearance even more difficult
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I trought It was a protest, not an episode of masterchef.5
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I can just imagine Nightmeire's memo to Roland after the game -
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That reminds me, I haven't seen @nth london addick post in a while?Arsenetatters said:
In some way this reminds me of Buster Gonad and his unfeasably large testiclesmogodon said:
Trouble with sprouts is they are not big enough to cause a disruption. How about marrows? Can see slight issue with getting it into the ground and then throwing it but ...Addickted said:It has to be.
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If every protester slips the stewards who have to search you a quid for not searching they'll make a killing and the fans will get into the ground with all sorts of stuff.0
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If we score then no one celebrate even though I am supporting the team and not the regime it will still say levels to the Roland of how much we want him out, and it will get massive media attention if no one celebrates coz face it most of the players we see on the pitch now will be gone next season apart from the ones that where their heart in their sleeve such as, Jacko, Solly, hopefully Cousins.0
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Like the idea of thismogodon said:Have a look at this site aerobiewholesale.com/. A range of not too hard objects which can be thrown long distances ... the record for the Aerobie is a quarter of a mile. Would not need too many to create havoc.
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How about a random assortment of vegetables; some Brocolli,a few carrots,new potatoes,courgettes,sweetcorn,maybe add some fresh fish and a few supremes of chicken with a lobster or too and we all dress up as chefs and waiters so that KM's Restaurant Customers scenario takes on a whole new dimension.1
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I might bring a few of those frozen Aunt Bessie's Yorkshire puddings and a jar of Bisto as welljohn3 said:How about a random assortment of vegetables; some Brocolli,a few carrots,new potatoes,courgettes,sweetcorn,maybe add some fresh fish and a few supremes of chicken with a lobster or too and we all dress up as chefs and waiters so that KM's Restaurant Customers scenario takes on a whole new dimension.
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In my experience the best way to do it is with a condom. Get yourself a nice big boner and roll it on. Think of something that would immediately dampen your ardour (like watching Charlton perhaps). When the old boy goes down, take a leak. Remove condom and tie a knot in it (the condom that is, not your old boy). Viola - one Tinkle Torpedo!milo said:Water bombs filled with piss? – sorry I don’t understand how this is possible.
I get how to make a water balloon, you roll it over the end of the tap, hold on to it and then turn the tap on. The water pressure is about 15-20 litres a minute and it forces the balloon to expand.
Making a piss balloon involves rolling the balloon over my flaccid penis (let’s say my unerect old chap is about the size of a tap and that I don’t become sexually aroused by balloons), I then push with all my might and I’m guessing I could get up enough pressure to release about a pint in half a minute – that balloon is just not going to expand is it?
Some of you with wider urethras or who still play the primary school game of ‘who can wee the highest’ to an Olympic level may be able to elaborate.
Of course throwing one of these on the pitch would be absolutely disgusting and would in my view be completely indefensible. The sofa though or perhaps the director's box, now that's another matter.4 -
Or just crack one out on a sock and sling that on the pitch. Preferably not one that that the person sitting in front of you is wearing.Stig said:
In my experience the best way to do it is with a condom. Get yourself a nice big boner and roll it on. Think of something that would immediately dampen your ardour (like watching Charlton perhaps). When the old boy goes down, take a leak. Remove condom and tie a knot in it (the condom that is, not your old boy). Viola - one Tinkle Torpedo!milo said:Water bombs filled with piss? – sorry I don’t understand how this is possible.
I get how to make a water balloon, you roll it over the end of the tap, hold on to it and then turn the tap on. The water pressure is about 15-20 litres a minute and it forces the balloon to expand.
Making a piss balloon involves rolling the balloon over my flaccid penis (let’s say my unerect old chap is about the size of a tap and that I don’t become sexually aroused by balloons), I then push with all my might and I’m guessing I could get up enough pressure to release about a pint in half a minute – that balloon is just not going to expand is it?
Some of you with wider urethras or who still play the primary school game of ‘who can wee the highest’ to an Olympic level may be able to elaborate.
Of course throwing one of these on the pitch would be absolutely disgusting and would in my view be completely indefensible. The sofa though or perhaps the director's box, now that's another matter.
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john3 said:
How about a random assortment of vegetables; some Brocolli,a few carrots,new potatoes,courgettes,sweetcorn,maybe add some fresh fish and a few supremes of chicken with a lobster or too and we all dress up as chefs and waiters so that KM's Restaurant Customers scenario takes on a whole new dimension.
Great ingredients to attract Delia as our next owner. After all she is a Bexleyheath girl and must have a soft spot for Charlton. How about it Delia?ricky_otto said:
I might bring a few of those frozen Aunt Bessie's Yorkshire puddings and a jar of Bisto as welljohn3 said:How about a random assortment of vegetables; some Brocolli,a few carrots,new potatoes,courgettes,sweetcorn,maybe add some fresh fish and a few supremes of chicken with a lobster or too and we all dress up as chefs and waiters so that KM's Restaurant Customers scenario takes on a whole new dimension.
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We need an overseas owner. Ken Hom would be perfect.Tunwellsaddick said:john3 said:How about a random assortment of vegetables; some Brocolli,a few carrots,new potatoes,courgettes,sweetcorn,maybe add some fresh fish and a few supremes of chicken with a lobster or too and we all dress up as chefs and waiters so that KM's Restaurant Customers scenario takes on a whole new dimension.
Great ingrediants to attract Delia as our next Chairman. After all she is a Bexleyheath girl and must have a soft spot for Charlton. How about it Delia?ricky_otto said:
I might bring a few of those frozen Aunt Bessie's Yorkshire puddings and a jar of Bisto as welljohn3 said:How about a random assortment of vegetables; some Brocolli,a few carrots,new potatoes,courgettes,sweetcorn,maybe add some fresh fish and a few supremes of chicken with a lobster or too and we all dress up as chefs and waiters so that KM's Restaurant Customers scenario takes on a whole new dimension.
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You know Uncle Roly's views on Chinese owners, nice idea, but it will never wok...ricky_otto said:
We need an overseas owner. Ken Hom would be perfect.Tunwellsaddick said:john3 said:How about a random assortment of vegetables; some Brocolli,a few carrots,new potatoes,courgettes,sweetcorn,maybe add some fresh fish and a few supremes of chicken with a lobster or too and we all dress up as chefs and waiters so that KM's Restaurant Customers scenario takes on a whole new dimension.
Great ingrediants to attract Delia as our next Chairman. After all she is a Bexleyheath girl and must have a soft spot for Charlton. How about it Delia?ricky_otto said:
I might bring a few of those frozen Aunt Bessie's Yorkshire puddings and a jar of Bisto as welljohn3 said:How about a random assortment of vegetables; some Brocolli,a few carrots,new potatoes,courgettes,sweetcorn,maybe add some fresh fish and a few supremes of chicken with a lobster or too and we all dress up as chefs and waiters so that KM's Restaurant Customers scenario takes on a whole new dimension.
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I would like to suggest that everyone either brings a bag with them or rucksack, even if there's nothing in it. Give the stewards something to do and make them search an empty bag.
A carrier bag with some old newspapers in, anything to make them search it.
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We need an overseas owner. Ken Hom would be perfect.Tunwellsaddick said:john3 said:How about a random assortment of vegetables; some Brocolli,a few carrots,new potatoes,courgettes,sweetcorn,maybe add some fresh fish and a few supremes of chicken with a lobster or too and we all dress up as chefs and waiters so that KM's Restaurant Customers scenario takes on a whole new dimension.
Great ingrediants to attract Delia as our next Chairman. After all she is a Bexleyheath girl and must have a soft spot for Charlton. How about it Delia?ricky_otto said:
I might bring a few of those frozen Aunt Bessie's Yorkshire puddings and a jar of Bisto as welljohn3 said:How about a random assortment of vegetables; some Brocolli,a few carrots,new potatoes,courgettes,sweetcorn,maybe add some fresh fish and a few supremes of chicken with a lobster or too and we all dress up as chefs and waiters so that KM's Restaurant Customers scenario takes on a whole new dimension.
You should feel ashamed - Ken Hom's American!NornIrishAddick said:
You know Uncle Roly's views on Chinese owners, nice idea, but it will never wok...ricky_otto said:
We need an overseas owner. Ken Hom would be perfect.Tunwellsaddick said:john3 said:How about a random assortment of vegetables; some Brocolli,a few carrots,new potatoes,courgettes,sweetcorn,maybe add some fresh fish and a few supremes of chicken with a lobster or too and we all dress up as chefs and waiters so that KM's Restaurant Customers scenario takes on a whole new dimension.
Great ingrediants to attract Delia as our next Chairman. After all she is a Bexleyheath girl and must have a soft spot for Charlton. How about it Delia?ricky_otto said:
I might bring a few of those frozen Aunt Bessie's Yorkshire puddings and a jar of Bisto as welljohn3 said:How about a random assortment of vegetables; some Brocolli,a few carrots,new potatoes,courgettes,sweetcorn,maybe add some fresh fish and a few supremes of chicken with a lobster or too and we all dress up as chefs and waiters so that KM's Restaurant Customers scenario takes on a whole new dimension.
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ricky_otto said:Stig said:
no getting your knob out in the family standmilo said:Water bombs filled with piss? – sorry I don’t understand how this is possible.
I get how to make a water balloon, you roll it over the end of the tap, hold on to it and then turn the tap on. The water pressure is about 15-20 litres a minute and it forces the balloon to expand.
Making a piss balloon involves rolling the balloon over my flaccid penis (let’s say my unerect old chap is about the size of a tap and that I don’t become sexually aroused by balloons), I then push with all my might and I’m guessing I could get up enough pressure to release about a pint in half a minute – that balloon is just not going to expand is it?
Some of you with wider urethras or who still play the primary school game of ‘who can wee the highest’ to an Olympic level may be able to elaborate.0 -
Funnily enough, I walked into the west lower for the Boro game with a bag (and multiple beach balls hidden inside my coat), and for one of the few times in 30+ years, I wasn't searched at all.man_at_milletts said:I would like to suggest that everyone either brings a bag with them or rucksack, even if there's nothing in it. Give the stewards something to do and make them search an empty bag.
A carrier bag with some old newspapers in, anything to make them search it.0
