Fancy dress could confuse a search and is a traditional end of season thing. I am sure we can make it anti RD and KM as well with face masks and some imagination.
I think the knotted t-shirt thing is genius. Just wear a few that you would be throwing away, anyway. The pitch covered with old clothing and it would give another chance for the old laundry basket to be used by stewards clearing them off.
May need another laundry basket, Carol hasn't been let out of the other one yet.
Fancy dress could confuse a search and is a traditional end of season thing. I am sure we can make it anti RD and KM as well with face masks and some imagination.
You could get fans to dress up as clowns and wait at Charlton station for Katrien to arrive. Would make a great sight watching her walking down Floyd Road being followed by loads of clowns!
Am I right in thinking Burnley also sing 'no one likes us'
Same tune but slightly different song called "Nor woon laaks 'oose". The lyrics are from an old Nordic dialect that was spoken in Burnley many centuries ago, and the song celebrates the invention of the outside toilet.
Fancy dress could confuse a search and is a traditional end of season thing. I am sure we can make it anti RD and KM as well with face masks and some imagination.
You could get fans to dress up as clowns and wait at Charlton station for Katrien to arrive. Would make a great sight watching her walking down Floyd Road being followed by loads of clowns!
Hoping this is a joke or a Palace/ Millwall fan on a windup.
Fancy dress could confuse a search and is a traditional end of season thing. I am sure we can make it anti RD and KM as well with face masks and some imagination.
You could get fans to dress up as clowns and wait at Charlton station for Katrien to arrive. Would make a great sight watching her walking down Floyd Road being followed by loads of clowns!
Hoping this is a joke or a Palace/ Millwall fan on a windup.
Stink bombs are £2.98 a doz on ebay with free delivery. West stand could spoil her match day experience, and more importantly, would be highly embarrassing. The club shop, bars and lounges would not have customers hanging about either.
Fancy dress could confuse a search and is a traditional end of season thing. I am sure we can make it anti RD and KM as well with face masks and some imagination.
You could get fans to dress up as clowns and wait at Charlton station for Katrien to arrive. Would make a great sight watching her walking down Floyd Road being followed by loads of clowns!
She does not travel by train anymore.
She comes in via Ransom Walk around 2.5 hours before kick-off.
Fancy dress could confuse a search and is a traditional end of season thing. I am sure we can make it anti RD and KM as well with face masks and some imagination.
You could get fans to dress up as clowns and wait at Charlton station for Katrien to arrive. Would make a great sight watching her walking down Floyd Road being followed by loads of clowns!
Don't think it would bother her too much as she is employed by one and works with several .
Such is the state of our club at the moment that almost nobody seems to think we have a chance of beating Burnley (OK, we don;t but that's not the point). Given football fans are usually wildly myopic and optimistic, that speaks volumes about how much damage Roland and his puppets have done. But wouldn't it be great to have a day of massive protests which did not affect the match and for us to actually win.
We need to make as much chaos as possible, think about it, this is our club and this is our last chance to show our fury towards the mug, toilet rolls, flares, balloons, beach balls, we need everything to get ourselves heard.
Fancy dress could confuse a search and is a traditional end of season thing. I am sure we can make it anti RD and KM as well with face masks and some imagination.
You could get fans to dress up as clowns and wait at Charlton station for Katrien to arrive. Would make a great sight watching her walking down Floyd Road being followed by loads of clowns!
She does not travel by train anymore.
She comes in via Ransom Walk around 2.5 hours before kick-off.
Fancy dress could confuse a search and is a traditional end of season thing. I am sure we can make it anti RD and KM as well with face masks and some imagination.
You could get fans to dress up as clowns and wait at Charlton station for Katrien to arrive. Would make a great sight watching her walking down Floyd Road being followed by loads of clowns!
She does not travel by train anymore.
She comes in via Ransom Walk around 2.5 hours before kick-off.
Water bombs filled with piss? – sorry I don’t understand how this is possible.
I get how to make a water balloon, you roll it over the end of the tap, hold on to it and then turn the tap on. The water pressure is about 15-20 litres a minute and it forces the balloon to expand.
Making a piss balloon involves rolling the balloon over my flaccid penis (let’s say my unerect old chap is about the size of a tap and that I don’t become sexually aroused by balloons), I then push with all my might and I’m guessing I could get up enough pressure to release about a pint in half a minute – that balloon is just not going to expand is it?
Some of you with wider urethras or who still play the primary school game of ‘who can wee the highest’ to an Olympic level may be able to elaborate.
Water bombs filled with piss? – sorry I don’t understand how this is possible.
I get how to make a water balloon, you roll it over the end of the tap, hold on to it and then turn the tap on. The water pressure is about 15-20 litres a minute and it forces the balloon to expand.
Making a piss balloon involves rolling the balloon over my flaccid penis (let’s say my unerect old chap is about the size of a tap and that I don’t become sexually aroused by balloons), I then push with all my might and I’m guessing I could get up enough pressure to release about a pint in half a minute – that balloon is just not going to expand is it?
Some of you with wider urethras or who still play the primary school game of ‘who can wee the highest’ to an Olympic level may be able to elaborate.
I'm reliably informed that there will be some practice sessions for those with 'pressure problems', at 12.45 round the back of Ransom Walk. See you there!
Anyone have one of those blow up sofas or an air bed?!
I've got one of those for when I go camping...
They're huge even when deflated, take an age to pump up unless you've got an electric one and you'd need a queue of people to take turns pumping it with your foot and it nackers you out pretty quick
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Tea towels tied into a ball would probably get some distance and unlikely to hurt anyone too.
She comes in via Ransom Walk around 2.5 hours before kick-off.
I get how to make a water balloon, you roll it over the end of the tap, hold on to it and then turn the tap on. The water pressure is about 15-20 litres a minute and it forces the balloon to expand.
Making a piss balloon involves rolling the balloon over my flaccid penis (let’s say my unerect old chap is about the size of a tap and that I don’t become sexually aroused by balloons), I then push with all my might and I’m guessing I could get up enough pressure to release about a pint in half a minute – that balloon is just not going to expand is it?
Some of you with wider urethras or who still play the primary school game of ‘who can wee the highest’ to an Olympic level may be able to elaborate.
Foldable frisbees are available - although probably not as cheap as stress balls/mini bouncing balls?
http://www.amtmarketing.com/promotional-outdoor/uk-stock-foldable-frisbee/3456/details.aspx
They're huge even when deflated, take an age to pump up unless you've got an electric one and you'd need a queue of people to take turns pumping it with your foot and it nackers you out pretty quick