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  • Road signs that send you round the houses for no apparent reason when there is a much shorter route available
  • Greenie
    Greenie Posts: 9,172
    Psuedo music critics who don't know the difference between 'I don't like them' and 'they're over rated'
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,825
    Choosing the wrong seat on a train.

    Sat next to what turned out to be a flirty, giggly boy and girl who obviously grew up together. Just heard the 1,000th "due remember when..." tale of them and what seems like 536 brothers, sisters and cousins.

    Genuinely feel I could write a biography by 11am.
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,598

    Choosing the wrong seat on a train.

    Sat next to what turned out to be a flirty, giggly boy and girl who obviously grew up together. Just heard the 1,000th "due remember when..." tale of them and what seems like 536 brothers, sisters and cousins.

    Genuinely feel I could write a biography by 11am.

    Let one rip mate.
  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,318

    Choosing the wrong seat on a train.

    Sat next to what turned out to be a flirty, giggly boy and girl who obviously grew up together. Just heard the 1,000th "due remember when..." tale of them and what seems like 536 brothers, sisters and cousins.

    Genuinely feel I could write a biography by 11am.

    Did they say they were from Norwich by any chance... Having that many Brothers and Sisters?
  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
    ozaddick said:

    Getting the elbow from a bird you were planning to break up with but she got in first. Then said woman says, "I just want you to be happy."

    people who get dumped and pretend that the reason they're upset is because they wanted "get in there first"......
  • SheffieldRed
    SheffieldRed Posts: 3,772
    ozaddick said:

    Getting the elbow from a bird you were planning to break up with but she got in first. Then said woman says, "I just want to be with Paulie."

    Oh well, at least you can watch the Champions League Final
  • SuedeAdidas
    SuedeAdidas Posts: 7,740
    Riviera said:

    Train strike being called off just after I have cancelled my weekend hotel reservation in Liverpool.

    Wankers!

    There was never any doubt that that was always going to happen.
    I know.....but I wasn't prepared to gamble a £450 hotel bill on it. I left it as late as I could.

    Wankers
    Well you got mugged off. Many if not all hotels these days let you book with a 24hr cancellation policy.
    A beer selling travel agent....what a guy :)
  • Curb_It
    Curb_It Posts: 21,220
    chizz
  • Dippenhall
    Dippenhall Posts: 3,919
    Students who learned in school that n(sq)-n=90 but go viral on the internet complaining the exam was unfair because it expected them to know why it worked.
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  • SuedeAdidas
    SuedeAdidas Posts: 7,740
    edited June 2015

    Students who learned in school that n(sq)-n=90 but go viral on the internet complaining the exam was unfair because it expected them to know why it worked.

    I think it's safe to say we're all with you on that one mate.
  • IA
    IA Posts: 6,103
    People who block out all natural light from a workplace. Fair enough if the sun is blinding you but in a building that's North-facing...
  • brogib
    brogib Posts: 2,128

    Choosing the wrong seat on a train.

    Sat next to what turned out to be a flirty, giggly boy and girl who obviously grew up together. Just heard the 1,000th "due remember when..." tale of them and what seems like 536 brothers, sisters and cousins.

    Genuinely feel I could write a biography by 11am.

    Did they say they were from Norwich by any chance... Having that many Brothers and Sisters?
    No, they were from Sidcup (The Kent half, not wannabe Londoners half)
  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
    brogib said:

    Choosing the wrong seat on a train.

    Sat next to what turned out to be a flirty, giggly boy and girl who obviously grew up together. Just heard the 1,000th "due remember when..." tale of them and what seems like 536 brothers, sisters and cousins.

    Genuinely feel I could write a biography by 11am.

    Did they say they were from Norwich by any chance... Having that many Brothers and Sisters?
    No, they were from Sidcup (The Kent half, not wannabe Londoners half)
    out of interest, where is the border?
  • Riviera
    Riviera Posts: 8,167
    That so many people do not realise that Off The Wall is such a much better album than Thriller.
  • ads
    ads Posts: 3,224
    Riviera said:

    That so many people do not realise that Off The Wall is such a much better album than Thriller.

    You're right, but do you think Face Value was better than No Jacket Required?
  • Riviera
    Riviera Posts: 8,167
    Lol! I'm afraid I'm not qualified to give opinions on Phil Collins solo work. However personally my favourite Genises album is Duke. I also prefer Scary Monsters to Ziggy, Whatever You Want to Piledriver and Discovery to Out of The Blue. Of course these are personal tastes and I could go on but the Michael Jackson scenario is the one I actually feel passionate about. Off the Wall is a fantastic album, Thriller is very good and ground breaking in regards of PR and having the likes of Quincy Jones and Paul McCartney involved but for me Off the Wall contains better tracks overall and although the great Rod Temperton worked on both OTW wins.
  • brogib
    brogib Posts: 2,128

    brogib said:

    Choosing the wrong seat on a train.

    Sat next to what turned out to be a flirty, giggly boy and girl who obviously grew up together. Just heard the 1,000th "due remember when..." tale of them and what seems like 536 brothers, sisters and cousins.

    Genuinely feel I could write a biography by 11am.

    Did they say they were from Norwich by any chance... Having that many Brothers and Sisters?
    No, they were from Sidcup (The Kent half, not wannabe Londoners half)
    out of interest, where is the border?
    Southwood Road
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,022

    Students who learned in school that n(sq)-n=90 but go viral on the internet complaining the exam was unfair because it expected them to know why it worked.

    I think it's safe to say we're all with you on that one mate.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N980VBpu3OE
  • Algarveaddick
    Algarveaddick Posts: 21,152
    Riviera said:

    That so many people do not realise that Off The Wall is such a much better album than Thriller.

    Luckily I don't.
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  • Greenie
    Greenie Posts: 9,172
    edited June 2015
    Cyclists. Now I don't just mean any kind of cyclist, all bloody cyclists. Just get off the road, its not safe.

    Also, why do a lot of them have to dress up in the colours of a race team, you're not Bradley Bloody Wiggins. You look ridiculous.
  • Shag
    Shag Posts: 4,555
    Gok wan
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,598
    Shag said:

    Gok wan

    Makes a good anagram though.
  • LenGlover
    LenGlover Posts: 31,651
    People who come right up behind you in a queue when there are half a dozen in front and then get upset when you say would you mind taking a step or two back please as neither of us is going to be served for quite some time.
  • Bedsaddick
    Bedsaddick Posts: 24,736
    edited June 2015
    Banks that call your business with them a Relationship.

    Is it fuck. I wan't something from you and you just wan't money from me.

    oh hang on....
  • soapboxsam
    soapboxsam Posts: 23,229
    Charities that harass the weak minded,
    and who's bosses earn 200K a year.
    Multi millionaires celebrities who are Liggers and Blaggers
    and beg the gullible British public to give money.
    The amount that reaches the causes is such a small amount.
    Give your time not your money.
  • Sorry I am just too busy to do that, my donations will have to do, don't be annoyed feel the love
  • Dippenhall
    Dippenhall Posts: 3,919
    Embankment underground station. Why do I always get lost?
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,022
    'National blah de blah days' that try to pretend that they are a natural and integral part of out culture, but are just methods used to try and get people to do things that they wouldn't want to do of their own accord. Mainly to hand money over to the shysters that proclaim these sham-happenings. The truth is that these days are the same as any other days. Just days; Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays and so on - not anything special and certainly nothing worthy of a national nomenclature. There's never any need to get involved in these shenanigans, and of course most people don't. They couldn't possibly do so. Just look at this list, there are at least 91 of these "national days" this month. I say at least because I see that the "Head brewer of the Brentwood Brewery tells you to sink a few beers day" isn't there. If such a prestigious festival as this isn't listed, who knows what other minor marketing scams heralded as 'national days' have snuck away under the radar. And as if that isn't enough, there are 16, yes sixteen, so-called monthly observations for this month alone. Including Aquarium Month (presumably set up by Pauli to mark his day out in the big city), National Accordion Awareness Month, highlighting the plight of Britain's neglected portable keyboard instruments and Country Cooking Month which I'm sure has references to a bit of Turkey in cooked in Greece me old China. It's all a load of shit. So if some joker tells you that you should be doing something for "National National Days Day", I suggest that you clout them one and remind them that it's "National Smack In The Mouth Month". They deserve it.
  • Greenie
    Greenie Posts: 9,172
    Stig said:

    'National blah de blah days' that try to pretend that they are a natural and integral part of out culture, but are just methods used to try and get people to do things that they wouldn't want to do of their own accord. Mainly to hand money over to the shysters that proclaim these sham-happenings. The truth is that these days are the same as any other days. Just days; Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays and so on - not anything special and certainly nothing worthy of a national nomenclature. There's never any need to get involved in these shenanigans, and of course most people don't. They couldn't possibly do so. Just look at this list, there are at least 91 of these "national days" this month. I say at least because I see that the "Head brewer of the Brentwood Brewery tells you to sink a few beers day" isn't there. If such a prestigious festival as this isn't listed, who knows what other minor marketing scams heralded as 'national days' have snuck away under the radar. And as if that isn't enough, there are 16, yes sixteen, so-called monthly observations for this month alone. Including Aquarium Month (presumably set up by Pauli to mark his day out in the big city), National Accordion Awareness Month, highlighting the plight of Britain's neglected portable keyboard instruments and Country Cooking Month which I'm sure has references to a bit of Turkey in cooked in Greece me old China. It's all a load of shit. So if some joker tells you that you should be doing something for "National National Days Day", I suggest that you clout them one and remind them that it's "National Smack In The Mouth Month". They deserve it.

    Bad nights sleep Stig?
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