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What could be improved about The Valley...

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  • Halix
    Halix Posts: 2,237
    Some idiot built the Valley at the bottom of a hill!
  • Baldybonce
    Baldybonce Posts: 9,705
    Those complaining about the toilets are obviously too young to remember the joy of being desparate for a poo at the old Valley.
  • Chizz
    Chizz Posts: 28,451
    Kap10 said:

    Warm water in the loos in the winter. Goal Replays on the big screen.

    Kap10 said:

    Warm water in tge lood in the winter. Goal Replays on the big screen.

    I think your first attempt was better, to be honest
  • kimbo
    kimbo Posts: 3,006
    Dizzle said:

    image

    image

    Charlton Athletic version of these babes around the concourses selling programmes, jackpot tickets, beers (by backpack?) merchandise etc.

    Yeah?

    No
  • sm
    sm Posts: 2,973
    Free Beligian biere, chocolates et frites. There has to be some benefits from having a Belgian owner.
  • Elthamaddick
    Elthamaddick Posts: 15,945
    front row, far right
  • JT
    JT Posts: 12,348
    edited February 2014
    Source?
  • lolwray
    lolwray Posts: 4,929
    Baldybonce said:

    Those complaining about the toilets are obviously too young to remember the joy of being desparate for a poo at the old Valley.

    i am sure people must have died in those loos

  • Macronate
    Macronate Posts: 12,944
    Music each time we get a corner/throw in.
  • nichorob
    nichorob Posts: 1,794
    An NBA style organ player to compliment the above also

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  • Davo55
    Davo55 Posts: 7,857
    lolwray said:

    Baldybonce said:

    Those complaining about the toilets are obviously too young to remember the joy of being desparate for a poo at the old Valley.

    i am sure people must have died in those loos

    So that was the smell......
  • MOBY DUCK
    MOBY DUCK Posts: 198
    stoneroses19 said:

    Food and drink is a priority.

    Used to love getting to the ground hour and half before game for a drink, food..

    ..now stay in the pub untill 2:45 because the food, drink and queue is awful.

    Other teams nearly always impress on away days.

    I don't drink anymore but surely those machines that pour a dozen pints at same time would be useful for queues.


    One of these machines might do the trick?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wiu_IX14wLI
  • soapy_jones
    soapy_jones Posts: 21,443
    MOBY DUCK said:

    stoneroses19 said:

    Food and drink is a priority.

    Used to love getting to the ground hour and half before game for a drink, food..

    ..now stay in the pub untill 2:45 because the food, drink and queue is awful.

    Other teams nearly always impress on away days.

    I don't drink anymore but surely those machines that pour a dozen pints at same time would be useful for queues.


    One of these machines might do the trick?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wiu_IX14wLI
    Far too advanced for the Valley. Great idea though.
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,287
    Conjugal visits
    Time off for good behaviour
    Rehabilitation programme
  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
    MOBY DUCK said:

    stoneroses19 said:

    Food and drink is a priority.

    Used to love getting to the ground hour and half before game for a drink, food..

    ..now stay in the pub untill 2:45 because the food, drink and queue is awful.

    Other teams nearly always impress on away days.

    I don't drink anymore but surely those machines that pour a dozen pints at same time would be useful for queues.


    One of these machines might do the trick?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wiu_IX14wLI
    I want one of those for my summer house!
  • shine166
    shine166 Posts: 13,983
    songs sung quicker
  • StigThundercock
    StigThundercock Posts: 3,722
    Elthamaddick said:

    front row, far right

    There's a lot of far right around the boleyn but how can you tell they are just from the photo?

  • StigThundercock
    StigThundercock Posts: 3,722
    But seriously folks:
    Engaging a decent stewarding company.
    Giving any of the catering kiosk staff any training at all - it would pay for itself many times over by allowing us to buy stuff at halftime rather than having to get it all from the competition before the match.
    Hot, even warm, water and functioning hand driers in the bogs.
  • lolwray
    lolwray Posts: 4,929
    personally id still be quite happy leaning against a crash barrier on the east terrace in the open air with hot a bovril /hip flask and wagon wheel
  • Vincenzo
    Vincenzo Posts: 2,911
    edited February 2014
    Not bothered by the turnstiles or the bogs.

    Better, local beer.
    Better, local, food.
    Better service.
    Safe standing.
    Wifi
    Smoking area.
    Smoking weed area.
    Crystal Meth area.

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  • smiffyboy
    smiffyboy Posts: 4,314
    You can see in that photo the two girls at the back have been given the back row for a reason
  • iainambler
    iainambler Posts: 967
    MOBY DUCK said:

    stoneroses19 said:

    Food and drink is a priority.

    Used to love getting to the ground hour and half before game for a drink, food..

    ..now stay in the pub untill 2:45 because the food, drink and queue is awful.

    Other teams nearly always impress on away days.

    I don't drink anymore but surely those machines that pour a dozen pints at same time would be useful for queues.


    One of these machines might do the trick?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wiu_IX14wLI

    Great idea but useless for the Real Ale that I wish was on offer!
  • MOBY DUCK
    MOBY DUCK Posts: 198
    iainambler said:

    Great idea but useless for the Real Ale that I wish was on offer!

    Prefer real ales myself as well. Can we have a selection of badger beers instead of the flying jock?
  • Sillybilly
    Sillybilly Posts: 9,253
    Turn the stands round and face them away from the pitch.
  • Loco
    Loco Posts: 1,037
    Grass would be nice
  • alanscoachdriver
    alanscoachdriver Posts: 588
    StigThundercock said:


    Hot, even warm, water and functioning hand driers in the bogs.

    Exactly. How the hell do people wash their hands with one tap that goes off as soon as you stop pressing it ?

    Put some lights along Lansdowne Mews as well so you can actually see where you are going.

    Have sound on the tv's or maybe the subtitles on ? Nice that we have bigger screens now apart from the fact the picture is still the same size because of all the ads for an air con unit that I'm never going to buy.

    Have the mascots and others in the concourses before the game interacting with the kids.
  • Carter
    Carter Posts: 14,346
    Smoking area
    Somehow improve the service for drinks only customers

  • Croydon
    Croydon Posts: 12,872
    Those Hammerettes are a bit 'palace'. Having said that, blonde in the middle row looks built for it
  • iainment
    iainment Posts: 8,073
    There'll never be a smoking area. Which is good.
  • Carter
    Carter Posts: 14,346
    I think it will improve the air quality in the bogs which is also good

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