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What could be improved about The Valley...

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  • Dizzle
    Dizzle Posts: 5,192
    I went to a West Ham game recently and they have half dressed birds walking around called 'Hammerettes' selling stuff. Can we have some of that please?
  • dizzee
    dizzee Posts: 5,616
    North lower standing, north upper moves down there with big atmosphere for when we shoot that way. Flares allowed in that stand and drum stand at the back. With flags, topless fat people and beer fountains on every row.
  • clb74
    clb74 Posts: 10,836
    Dizzle said:

    I went to a West Ham game recently and they have half dressed birds walking around called 'Hammerettes' selling stuff. Can we have some of that please?

    Depends what they are selling
  • Nicholas
    Nicholas Posts: 7,667
    edited February 2014
    Bottled beer instead of waiting ages for them to pour pints
  • Redrobo
    Redrobo Posts: 11,338
    Move the family stand out of the corner and to the side of the East stand or put in toilets nearby. Kids go on a regular basis and you can miss a whole chunk of the game going all the way to the back of the stand to go all the way down again.

    You could of course sell a family ticket and let people choose where they sit.
  • cfgs
    cfgs Posts: 11,510
    Telling some supporters they have to cheer and get behind the team before they are even allowed to think about booing.
  • carly burn
    carly burn Posts: 19,629
    Stand scuffles shown on big screen at half time?
  • Occasional goal by the home team would be nice
  • Lincsaddick
    Lincsaddick Posts: 32,475
    Dizzle said:

    I went to a West Ham game recently and they have half dressed birds walking around called 'Hammerettes' selling stuff. Can we have some of that please?

    was this Ann Summers stuff ? and were they modelling ?
    (bit cold for wearing skimpy lingerie in the winter at the Boleyn, and I don't mean the players ?)
  • Dizzle
    Dizzle Posts: 5,192
    The birds were in some skimpy clothing. They were selling programmes and merchandise. I will try and find a pic or two

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  • rikofold
    rikofold Posts: 4,051
    CAFCTrev said:

    to be able to have a beer in your seat

    Isnt there a law that prevents this from happening at any football ground? Or it just something football clubs have implemented themselves...
    We might need to wish for relegation to the conference before this happens.
  • Dizzle
    Dizzle Posts: 5,192
    image

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    Charlton Athletic version of these babes around the concourses selling programmes, jackpot tickets, beers (by backpack?) merchandise etc.

    Yeah?
  • iainment
    iainment Posts: 8,073
    No.
  • Dizzle
    Dizzle Posts: 5,192
    Right. Well thats that then.
  • Viewfinder
    Viewfinder Posts: 4,922
    Front row, far right, sitting up straight.
  • PL54
    PL54 Posts: 10,757
    Dizzle said:

    image

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    Charlton Athletic version of these babes around the concourses selling programmes, jackpot tickets, beers (by backpack?) merchandise etc.

    Yeah?

    Can you imagine how many people would be outraged by the sexism


  • soapy_jones
    soapy_jones Posts: 21,443
    I am outraged by the sexism. Honest!
  • iainment
    iainment Posts: 8,073
    The wankers will like it though. Pity them. Can't visualise any way of seeing women except sexually.
  • Dizzle
    Dizzle Posts: 5,192
    I am a wanker, i'm not gonna lie
  • scabbyhorse
    scabbyhorse Posts: 2,563
    not fussy really

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  • smudge7946
    smudge7946 Posts: 4,131
    Has the blond on the top right won a competition to be photographed with a group of models? Or is she just photo bombing?
  • IAgree
    IAgree Posts: 1,846
    Are we back in a 1970s Carry On? Referring to "birds" and "blondes"? I don't consider myself PC but really???? Very sad of West Ham.

    The idea of selling stuff to us in our seats is a good one however.
  • Food and drink is a priority.

    Used to love getting to the ground hour and half before game for a drink, food..

    ..now stay in the pub untill 2:45 because the food, drink and queue is awful.

    Other teams nearly always impress on away days.

    I don't drink anymore but surely those machines that pour a dozen pints at same time would be useful for queues.
  • sam3110
    sam3110 Posts: 21,582
    Better beer, new seats, better food, electronic ticket turnstiles, safe standing, designated smoking areas and a reprofiling of the jimmy seed to stop away fans sounding so flipping loud
  • CAFCsayer
    CAFCsayer Posts: 10,288
    Better beer and pies
  • Absurdistan
    Absurdistan Posts: 8,024
    Would love a sausage train.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KdBGuhfboZk
  • Kap10
    Kap10 Posts: 15,636
    Warm water in the loos in the winter. Goal Replays on the big screen.
  • Kap10
    Kap10 Posts: 15,636
    edited February 2014
    Deleted due to rubbish fingers!!! However it has been quoted further on!! thanks chizz!!
  • CrayAddick
    CrayAddick Posts: 3,915
    edited February 2014
    Home fans in the jimmy seed stand, away fans in the flats behind the ground.

    More drums and trumpets in the north upper and lower :-)
  • dizzee
    dizzee Posts: 5,616
    Middle front