What could be improved about The Valley...

Halix

Some idiot built the Valley at the bottom of a hill!

Baldybonce

Those complaining about the toilets are obviously too young to remember the joy of being desparate for a poo at the old Valley.

Chizz

Kap10 said:

Warm water in the loos in the winter. Goal Replays on the big screen.

Kap10 said:

Warm water in tge lood in the winter. Goal Replays on the big screen.

I think your first attempt was better, to be honest

kimbo

Dizzle said:

Charlton Athletic version of these babes around the concourses selling programmes, jackpot tickets, beers (by backpack?) merchandise etc.

Yeah?

No

sm

Free Beligian biere, chocolates et frites. There has to be some benefits from having a Belgian owner.

Elthamaddick

front row, far right

JT

Source?

lolwray

Baldybonce said:

Those complaining about the toilets are obviously too young to remember the joy of being desparate for a poo at the old Valley.

i am sure people must have died in those loos

Macronate

Music each time we get a corner/throw in.

nichorob

An NBA style organ player to compliment the above also

Davo55

lolwray said:

Baldybonce said:

Those complaining about the toilets are obviously too young to remember the joy of being desparate for a poo at the old Valley.

i am sure people must have died in those loos

So that was the smell......

MOBY DUCK

stoneroses19 said:

Food and drink is a priority.

Used to love getting to the ground hour and half before game for a drink, food..

..now stay in the pub untill 2:45 because the food, drink and queue is awful.

Other teams nearly always impress on away days.

I don't drink anymore but surely those machines that pour a dozen pints at same time would be useful for queues.

One of these machines might do the trick?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wiu_IX14wLI

soapy_jones

MOBY DUCK said:

stoneroses19 said:

Food and drink is a priority.

Used to love getting to the ground hour and half before game for a drink, food..

..now stay in the pub untill 2:45 because the food, drink and queue is awful.

Other teams nearly always impress on away days.

I don't drink anymore but surely those machines that pour a dozen pints at same time would be useful for queues.

One of these machines might do the trick?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wiu_IX14wLI

Far too advanced for the Valley. Great idea though.

Stig

Conjugal visits
Time off for good behaviour
Rehabilitation programme

cafcdave123

MOBY DUCK said:

stoneroses19 said:

Food and drink is a priority.

Used to love getting to the ground hour and half before game for a drink, food..

..now stay in the pub untill 2:45 because the food, drink and queue is awful.

Other teams nearly always impress on away days.

I don't drink anymore but surely those machines that pour a dozen pints at same time would be useful for queues.

One of these machines might do the trick?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wiu_IX14wLI

I want one of those for my summer house!

shine166

songs sung quicker

StigThundercock

Elthamaddick said:

front row, far right

There's a lot of far right around the boleyn but how can you tell they are just from the photo?

StigThundercock

But seriously folks:
Engaging a decent stewarding company.
Giving any of the catering kiosk staff any training at all - it would pay for itself many times over by allowing us to buy stuff at halftime rather than having to get it all from the competition before the match.
Hot, even warm, water and functioning hand driers in the bogs.

lolwray

personally id still be quite happy leaning against a crash barrier on the east terrace in the open air with hot a bovril /hip flask and wagon wheel

Vincenzo

Not bothered by the turnstiles or the bogs.

Better, local beer.
Better, local, food.
Better service.
Safe standing.
Wifi
Smoking area.
Smoking weed area.
Crystal Meth area.

smiffyboy

You can see in that photo the two girls at the back have been given the back row for a reason

iainambler

MOBY DUCK said:

stoneroses19 said:

Food and drink is a priority.

Used to love getting to the ground hour and half before game for a drink, food..

..now stay in the pub untill 2:45 because the food, drink and queue is awful.

Other teams nearly always impress on away days.

I don't drink anymore but surely those machines that pour a dozen pints at same time would be useful for queues.

One of these machines might do the trick?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wiu_IX14wLI

Great idea but useless for the Real Ale that I wish was on offer!

MOBY DUCK

iainambler said:

Great idea but useless for the Real Ale that I wish was on offer!

Prefer real ales myself as well. Can we have a selection of badger beers instead of the flying jock?

Sillybilly

Turn the stands round and face them away from the pitch.

Loco

Grass would be nice

alanscoachdriver

StigThundercock said:

Hot, even warm, water and functioning hand driers in the bogs.

Exactly. How the hell do people wash their hands with one tap that goes off as soon as you stop pressing it ?

Put some lights along Lansdowne Mews as well so you can actually see where you are going.

Have sound on the tv's or maybe the subtitles on ? Nice that we have bigger screens now apart from the fact the picture is still the same size because of all the ads for an air con unit that I'm never going to buy.

Have the mascots and others in the concourses before the game interacting with the kids.

Carter

Smoking area
Somehow improve the service for drinks only customers

Croydon

Those Hammerettes are a bit 'palace'. Having said that, blonde in the middle row looks built for it

iainment

There'll never be a smoking area. Which is good.

Carter

I think it will improve the air quality in the bogs which is also good