Crumpet

McBobbin said:

Huh, as I work at a university I thought I'd be up to my armpits in it, but it's the summer break so the best I've seen is an art lecturer wearing a floaty dress, lots of beads, and crocs. She couldn't have been a day over 60.

You're working on the wrong campus. The student village at QMUL is positively dripping in American 6ft big busty blondes at the moment, all over for the Olympics. Been working here 7 years and seen nothing like it :-)

Work in gillingham very near priestfield unfortunatly and can deff confirm gillingham is NOT the place for any top totty 2day! Or any day for that matter!!! Most id rather not see scantily clad!! Any way great post accross it this afternoon beats the doom and gloom posts today by the scaremongers and wind up merchants on here

Not that lucky! Wow that must be great job for top totty watching!

A mate of mines favorite story was walking into his hotel in Vegas, on his honeymoon, to be confronted by preparations for the Miss Teen USA contest. This then facilitated a week of delicate negotiation of the eyeballs that left him absolutely exhausted and with two very bruised arms from the more than one occasion when the new Mrs caught him having a sly look and he got a dig. He has stated that although the contestants were very pleasing to the eye of course, he had most difficulty concentrating when the mothers of the all American beauties were parading by the pool. I would like to state now that this story is true and I will defend it's validity to my dying day.

DaveMehmet said:

I'm in birmingham today, not as good as london for snatch.

I've been in Liverpool; likewise. Fatties showing too much white flesh. London is the home of the pussay.

Orpington was, as ever devoid of any honeys.

However I did overhear one of the girls in wilkinsons telling another one she got fingered on the bus this morning.

She was not hot

Was at St Georges hospital today visiting a friend and we went outside for lunch,we sat on a wall opposite a grassed area,lots of lovelies on show. One in particular caught our eye,she was sitting on the grass,reading the newspaper that was on the floor between her legs,she was wearing rather skimpy shorts but appeared to be totally oblivious to the fact that she was showing a bit more than she intended,definite bit of pussay flesh on show...My mate and i both agreed on this after several minutes studying of the view...Made my day i tell thee

Murderer?

Man_About_Town said:

Interesting. From a 'perv's perspective I would love to know where you think the best 'birds' are. I'm a Londoner but live in Perth. I have travelled a fair bit, but reckon the best crumpet is in Perth or Sydney, London is probably around 5 or 6 globally, but must admit this is subjective. Prepared to admit that as the sun is out more over here We may have a head (or bum) start. ONLY talking about looks, not what happens once they open their gobs. Apologies in advance to the Ladies on here......replace Boys with girls and please join in.

Have to agree with this, Being westside, the sun shines for 9 months of the year. And the best is in the west in regards to Oz. It's unbelievable how many tidy, really tidy, women there are here. And there is a lovely saying over here that they must of been fed a lot of "Red Rooster" ( a Fast food chicken outlet that were known for adding growth hormone in the chickens they Harvested) This increased the breast size of said chickens.... and therefore increased the breast size of said women. It's a wonder to witness!

And again, like m_a_t said, then they open there gobs, and it goes pear shaped!

Can anyone report on the crumpet at the Olympics? Has to be a world class show on there at the moment!

Lmao quality GIF

Where do they go in the winter.

Westend is crawling with justin beaver

Plenty are chunderworthy

Jeez what a bunch of sad, old perv's.










Bikinis are back on the beach tonight though ...

flyingkiwiDK said:

All I can say is you think it's good there you should try living in Copenhagen!

Surely they must get freezing?