With topics such as bicycle recommendations and how to deal with ant nests, I genuinely thought this thread was going to be about crumpet, the food. More fool me, but I'm not complaining. Working in Bond Street there is skirt with class to keep me happy.
Though no good totty in my office, I make it my personal target to flirt with ever receptionist that we have! Its meagre rations but enough to scrapy by.
In our office. We have 1 decent bird. 2 at a push. Blokes in the office have to wait for our lunch breaks to see a decent bit of skirt.
I used to work in facillities in the City...up to July 2007....this involved at times taking parcels, letters etc around the city...you couldn't have a better job in the summer months.
Oh you can! Working in retail, flitting between Oxford Street, the two Westfields and Covent Garden throughout the summer, so you get tourist totty, West London and East London totty, and a good lot of posher totty thrown in too!
This is a slight aside but I reckon that as a club we have quite a low number of attractive women supporters. I once saw a bit of footage from Palarse, which seemed to be full of hot women. We don't even have cheerleaders!
Working in York today and there is an absolute woooooorldy sitting opposite me, she was going out for a fag just now and pulled out a rizla and started making a roll up! It's put me right off.
Working for Thurrock council next week and I'm hoping this weather lasts to see some decent Essex birds.
Butter and Marmite. as for birds I quite like the marmite birds in this weather. Normally you hate it, but they get their twiglets out and you love it.
Butter and Marmite. as for birds I quite like the marmite birds in this weather. Normally you hate it, but they get their twiglets out and you love it.
I quite like birds who like it up the marmite motorway
Butter and Marmite. as for birds I quite like the marmite birds in this weather. Normally you hate it, but they get their twiglets out and you love it.
I quite like birds who like it up the marmite motorway
Just spent a couple of hours in Chatham and surprisingly it is out in force big time. All suitably big breasted with at least one tattoo, pure Medway filth. Had to come back home for a lie down and a nice cold flannel for my brow.
Just spent a couple of hours in Chatham and surprisingly it is out in force big time. All suitably big breasted with at least one tattoo, pure Medway filth. Had to come back home for a lie down and a nice cold flannel for my brow.
Yeah but a quick look down at there webbed feet would have put me off
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Although I agree with your first point
Also can someone explain worldy to me? It seems to have cropped up lately with other phrases I'm not particularly fond of, lad etc.
I can confirm though that the beaches are full of, shall we say, "interesting" sights from both ends of the spectrum....
Working for Thurrock council next week and I'm hoping this weather lasts to see some decent Essex birds.
pervinglunchtime sites.Now I work in Knightsbridge and it is just loads of tourists and they are not in same class as the City girls.
as for birds I quite like the marmite birds in this weather. Normally you hate it, but they get their twiglets out and you love it.
On form as ever DM.
nothin'.