Not getting too excited just yet. Waiting to see what happens when schools reopen on Monday
this has added to what pisses me off about children. I remember a time when children weren't allowed in pubs. Nowadays there's barely a pub that hasn't got a children's menu and barely a pub garden where those little feckers arent running around and shouting whilst their gormless parents are oblivious to their precious little ones. If those little buggers are goona put a stop to me going to the pub then there will be no child safe from me booting them in the face.
Not getting too excited just yet. Waiting to see what happens when schools reopen on Monday
this has added to what pisses me off about children. I remember a time when children weren't allowed in pubs. Nowadays there's barely a pub that hasn't got a children's menu and barely a pub garden where those little feckers arent running around and shouting whilst their gormless parents are oblivious to their precious little ones. If those little buggers are goona put a stop to me going to the pub then there will be no child safe from me booting them in the face.
You're boasting that you, presumably a grown man, will be kicking a small child in the face?
I dont really give a fuck if that's tounge in cheek or not, but if you touched my kids I would gut you like a fish.
Not getting too excited just yet. Waiting to see what happens when schools reopen on Monday
this has added to what pisses me off about children. I remember a time when children weren't allowed in pubs. Nowadays there's barely a pub that hasn't got a children's menu and barely a pub garden where those little feckers arent running around and shouting whilst their gormless parents are oblivious to their precious little ones. If those little buggers are goona put a stop to me going to the pub then there will be no child safe from me booting them in the face.
You're boasting that you, presumably a grown man, will be kicking a small child in the face?
I dont really give a fuck if that's tounge in cheek or not, but if you touched my kids I would gut you like a fish.
fucking hell mate. calm down. yeah it was tongue in cheek.
Not getting too excited just yet. Waiting to see what happens when schools reopen on Monday
this has added to what pisses me off about children. I remember a time when children weren't allowed in pubs. Nowadays there's barely a pub that hasn't got a children's menu and barely a pub garden where those little feckers arent running around and shouting whilst their gormless parents are oblivious to their precious little ones. If those little buggers are goona put a stop to me going to the pub then there will be no child safe from me booting them in the face.
You're boasting that you, presumably a grown man, will be kicking a small child in the face?
I dont really give a fuck if that's tounge in cheek or not, but if you touched my kids I would gut you like a fish.
fucking hell mate. calm down. yeah it was tongue in cheek.
sorry to offend you.
You see what I did there? I over-exagerated the levels of violence I was prepared to go to to make a point.
Not entirely sure what my point was but it's been a shit week - and anyway I prefer to do my unnecessary violence with a pair of pliers and a blow torch.
Not getting too excited just yet. Waiting to see what happens when schools reopen on Monday
this has added to what pisses me off about children. I remember a time when children weren't allowed in pubs. Nowadays there's barely a pub that hasn't got a children's menu and barely a pub garden where those little feckers arent running around and shouting whilst their gormless parents are oblivious to their precious little ones. If those little buggers are goona put a stop to me going to the pub then there will be no child safe from me booting them in the face.
You're boasting that you, presumably a grown man, will be kicking a small child in the face?
I dont really give a fuck if that's tounge in cheek or not, but if you touched my kids I would gut you like a fish.
Clearly they need to keep Children at home and open pubs in schools.😀
Not getting too excited just yet. Waiting to see what happens when schools reopen on Monday
this has added to what pisses me off about children. I remember a time when children weren't allowed in pubs. Nowadays there's barely a pub that hasn't got a children's menu and barely a pub garden where those little feckers arent running around and shouting whilst their gormless parents are oblivious to their precious little ones. If those little buggers are goona put a stop to me going to the pub then there will be no child safe from me booting them in the face.
You're boasting that you, presumably a grown man, will be kicking a small child in the face?
I dont really give a fuck if that's tounge in cheek or not, but if you touched my kids I would gut you like a fish.
fucking hell mate. calm down. yeah it was tongue in cheek.
sorry to offend you.
You see what I did there? I over-exagerated the levels of violence I was prepared to go to to make a point.
Not entirely sure what my point was but it's been a shit week - and anyway I prefer to do my unnecessary violence with a pair of pliers and a blow torch.
Nah. There was no point. You just gave it Billy big bollocks. We all do occasionally but don't bs.
Not getting too excited just yet. Waiting to see what happens when schools reopen on Monday
this has added to what pisses me off about children. I remember a time when children weren't allowed in pubs. Nowadays there's barely a pub that hasn't got a children's menu and barely a pub garden where those little feckers arent running around and shouting whilst their gormless parents are oblivious to their precious little ones. If those little buggers are goona put a stop to me going to the pub then there will be no child safe from me booting them in the face.
You're boasting that you, presumably a grown man, will be kicking a small child in the face?
I dont really give a fuck if that's tounge in cheek or not, but if you touched my kids I would gut you like a fish.
fucking hell mate. calm down. yeah it was tongue in cheek.
sorry to offend you.
You see what I did there? I over-exagerated the levels of violence I was prepared to go to to make a point.
Not entirely sure what my point was but it's been a shit week - and anyway I prefer to do my unnecessary violence with a pair of pliers and a blow torch.
Nah. There was no point. You just gave it Billy big bollocks. We all do occasionally but don't bs.
Both Bromley branches will be opening. I'll have a pint and a pint.
I will be going anywhere but Spoons. I haven't forgotten his "If they don't like it they can get a job somewhere else" comment.
Tim Martin is a massive arsehole for all kinds of reasons. I'd rather pay double not to drink in a Spoons, which I suppose I do. At least I can take the dog into real pubs.
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England's pubs have been deluged by people eager to book space from when beer gardens reopen on 12 April, industry group UK Hospitality has said.
Demand has been so high that scammers have even taken to advertising fake pub bookings.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-56296518
I've block booked all of April
I dont really give a fuck if that's tounge in cheek or not, but if you touched my kids I would gut you like a fish.
yeah it was tongue in cheek.
sorry to offend you.
Not entirely sure what my point was but it's been a shit week - and anyway I prefer to do my unnecessary violence with a pair of pliers and a blow torch.
106 days until beer everywhere with everyone
Our neighbours aren't close enough to see what goes on on our driveway.
I'd rather pay double not to drink in a Spoons, which I suppose I do. At least I can take the dog into real pubs.