There once was a man called Roland He had less fans than EU's Poland Katriens back he did rub, with his new club Now we've no subs, they're off down the pub With the fans given no hope of promotion
How'd I do
There once was a man called Roland Who signed a crap striker from Poland He's better than Yann Said no Charlton fan And now it's been 4 years of woe-land
There once was a bad owner called Roland Who signed a poor striker from Poland He said, Pete's better than Yann, Oh no he's not, shouted the fan, And now because it's been 5 years of woe, Please fuck off and give someone else a go.
Is that you Pam Ayres?
Roland has seven chips on each shoulder, Which was even noticed by Bob Boulder. He is a Walloon, and a bell-end, and back to Belgium we must send. Not being xenophobic about his exit, But lets all vote for REXIT.
There once was a man called Roland He had less fans than EU's Poland Katriens back he did rub, with his new club Now we've no subs, they're off down the pub With the fans given no hope of promotion
How'd I do
There once was a man called Roland Who signed a crap striker from Poland He's better than Yann Said no Charlton fan And now it's been 4 years of woe-land
There once was a bad owner called Roland Who signed a poor striker from Poland He said, Pete's better than Yann, Oh no he's not, shouted the fan, And now because it's been 5 years of woe, Please fuck off and give someone else a go.
Is that you Pam Ayres?
Roland has seven chips on each shoulder, Which was even noticed by Bob Boulder. He is a Walloon, and a bell-end, and back to Belgium we must send. Not being xenophobic about his exit, But lets all vote for REXIT.
Tearing my hair out....do you not know what a rhyming couplet is.....0 out of 10 sbs?
There once was a man called Roland He had less fans than EU's Poland Katriens back he did rub, with his new club Now we've no subs, they're off down the pub With the fans given no hope of promotion
How'd I do
There once was a man called Roland Who signed a crap striker from Poland He's better than Yann Said no Charlton fan And now it's been 4 years of woe-land
There once was a bad owner called Roland Who signed a poor striker from Poland He said, Pete's better than Yann, Oh no he's not, shouted the fan, And now because it's been 5 years of woe, Please fuck off and give someone else a go.
Is that you Pam Ayres?
Roland has seven chips on each shoulder, Which was even noticed by Bob Boulder. He is a Walloon, and a bell-end, and back to Belgium we must send. Not being xenophobic about his exit, But lets all vote for REXIT.
Tearing my hair out....do you not know what a rhyming couplet is.....0 out of 10 sbs?
Someone who like Traditional poetry on CL !
I went for uneven couplets, which seemed appropriate for our silly owner
Just for you SoundAsa£.
Double, double, toil and trouble; Fire burn and cauldron bubble.
The above, by the bard has the same meter and would be considered a rhyming couplet.
As we have gone off-piste, can I just suggest some dramatic action to get this sale done ?
Picking two CL regulars that I know, to go to the Belgium Bunker as Doves not Hawkes.
The Shitweasel Douchebag Mr Duchatelet needs an exit plan where he can save face. Give him a list of the four players who will help this squad get promoted. Keeper, left back, midfield and decent extra striker. Point out that a Championship club in a tourist hotspot is worth 35k unlike a 3rd tier which is worth 18k if your lucky.
Covered end and Fanny Fanackapan would be my choice, both with unblemished loyalty to CAFC and hard but fair reputations. Best they don't go in the pub first as both of them like a tipple.
Lateral thinking is needed now as the future of Cafc is at stake. Let Henry Kissinger and Condoleezza Rice of CL do their best.
If that fails then the methods of Mad Frankie Fraser may be worth considering.
As we have gone off-piste, can I just suggest some dramatic action to get this sale done ?
Picking two CL regulars that I know, to go to the Belgium Bunker as Doves not Hawkes.
The Shitweasel Douchebag Mr Duchatelet needs an exit plan where he can save face. Give him a list of the four players who will help this squad get promoted. Keeper, left back, midfield and decent extra striker. Point out that a Championship club in a tourist hotspot is worth 35k unlike a 3rd tier which is worth 18k if your lucky.
Covered end and Fanny Fanackapan would be my choice, both with unblemished loyalty to CAFC and hard but fair reputations. Best they don't go in the pub first as both of them like a tipple.
Lateral thinking is needed now as the future of Cafc is at stake. Let Henry Kissinger and Condoleezza Rice of CL do their best.
If that fails then the methods of Mad Frankie Fraser may be worth considering.
As we have gone off-piste, can I just suggest some dramatic action to get this sale done ?
Picking two CL regulars that I know, to go to the Belgium Bunker as Doves not Hawkes.
The Shitweasel Douchebag Mr Duchatelet needs an exit plan where he can save face. Give him a list of the four players who will help this squad get promoted. Keeper, left back, midfield and decent extra striker. Point out that a Championship club in a tourist hotspot is worth 35k unlike a 3rd tier which is worth 18k if your lucky.
Covered end and Fanny Fanackapan would be my choice, both with unblemished loyalty to CAFC and hard but fair reputations. Best they don't go in the pub first as both of them like a tipple.
Lateral thinking is needed now as the future of Cafc is at stake. Let Henry Kissinger and Condoleezza Rice of CL do their best.
If that fails then the methods of Mad Frankie Fraser may be worth considering.
This approach has been tried. He is fixed in his fantasy.
As we have gone off-piste, can I just suggest some dramatic action to get this sale done ?
Picking two CL regulars that I know, to go to the Belgium Bunker as Doves not Hawkes.
The Shitweasel Douchebag Mr Duchatelet needs an exit plan where he can save face. Give him a list of the four players who will help this squad get promoted. Keeper, left back, midfield and decent extra striker. Point out that a Championship club in a tourist hotspot is worth 35k unlike a 3rd tier which is worth 18k if your lucky.
Covered end and Fanny Fanackapan would be my choice, both with unblemished loyalty to CAFC and hard but fair reputations. Best they don't go in the pub first as both of them like a tipple.
Lateral thinking is needed now as the future of Cafc is at stake. Let Henry Kissinger and Condoleezza Rice of CL do their best.
If that fails then the methods of Mad Frankie Fraser may be worth considering.
I think the biggest problem would be choosing the 4 players. No one would agree & we would still be arguing into 2020....
As we have gone off-piste, can I just suggest some dramatic action to get this sale done ?
Picking two CL regulars that I know, to go to the Belgium Bunker as Doves not Hawkes.
The Shitweasel Douchebag Mr Duchatelet needs an exit plan where he can save face. Give him a list of the four players who will help this squad get promoted. Keeper, left back, midfield and decent extra striker. Point out that a Championship club in a tourist hotspot is worth 35k unlike a 3rd tier which is worth 18k if your lucky.
Covered end and Fanny Fanackapan would be my choice, both with unblemished loyalty to CAFC and hard but fair reputations. Best they don't go in the pub first as both of them like a tipple.
Lateral thinking is needed now as the future of Cafc is at stake. Let Henry Kissinger and Condoleezza Rice of CL do their best.
If that fails then the methods of Mad Frankie Fraser may be worth considering.
I think the biggest problem would be choosing the 4 players. No one would agree & we would still be arguing into 2020....
As we have gone off-piste, can I just suggest some dramatic action to get this sale done ?
Picking two CL regulars that I know, to go to the Belgium Bunker as Doves not Hawkes.
The Shitweasel Douchebag Mr Duchatelet needs an exit plan where he can save face. Give him a list of the four players who will help this squad get promoted. Keeper, left back, midfield and decent extra striker. Point out that a Championship club in a tourist hotspot is worth 35k unlike a 3rd tier which is worth 18k if your lucky.
Covered end and Fanny Fanackapan would be my choice, both with unblemished loyalty to CAFC and hard but fair reputations. Best they don't go in the pub first as both of them like a tipple.
Lateral thinking is needed now as the future of Cafc is at stake. Let Henry Kissinger and Condoleezza Rice of CL do their best.
If that fails then the methods of Mad Frankie Fraser may be worth considering.
As Airman says, we have been here before, and surely the Aussies have been there before (the training ground). Is it a new lot or a bunch of agents picking over the squad?
Let’s hope there are a few new well fed faces in the Directors box giving scarify a day out.
What a start to the new year that would be, but as been said, we have been there before. If it does happen let hope it’s soon enough to influence the transfer window.
Do these training ground visitors get told exactly how much it’ll cost to buy the club before they mince around Sparrows Lane? Otherwise, what’s the point....
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Which was even noticed by Bob Boulder.
He is a Walloon, and a bell-end,
and back to Belgium we must send.
Not being xenophobic about his exit,
But lets all vote for REXIT.
I went for uneven couplets, which seemed appropriate for our silly owner
Just for you SoundAsa£.
Double, double, toil and trouble;
Fire burn and cauldron bubble.
The above, by the bard has the same meter and would be considered a rhyming couplet.
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Shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit
Shit shit shit shit shit shit
At least it rhymes
Picking two CL regulars that I know, to go to the Belgium Bunker as Doves not Hawkes.
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Shitweasel DouchebagMr Duchatelet needs an exit plan where he can save face. Give him a list of the four players who will help this squad get promoted. Keeper, left back, midfield and decent extra striker. Point out that a Championship club in a tourist hotspot is worth 35k unlike a 3rd tier which is worth 18k if your lucky.
Covered end and Fanny Fanackapan would be my choice, both with unblemished loyalty to CAFC and hard but fair reputations.
Best they don't go in the pub first as both of them like a tipple.
Lateral thinking is needed now as the future of Cafc is at stake. Let Henry Kissinger and Condoleezza Rice of CL do their best.
If that fails then the methods of Mad Frankie Fraser may be worth considering.
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Baldrick.
Let’s hope there are a few new well fed faces in the Directors box giving scarify a day out.
Otherwise, what’s the point....