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The new, improved summer 2016 TAKEOVER THREAD

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  • killerandflash
    killerandflash Posts: 69,897
    Algarveaddick said:

    Addickted2TheReds said:

    I've just seen Peter Varney and Bill Gates in Central London.

    Knowing our luck we'd end up with Reg Varney and David Gates...
    At least he'll have plenty of bread...
  • Bolderhumphreyreid
    Bolderhumphreyreid Posts: 2,555
    Page 949
  • carly burn
    carly burn Posts: 19,475
    killerandflash said:

    Shouldn't this be the Spring takeover thread anyway :smiley:

    This thing will still be running by Christmas*



    *It will also not have one shred of a genuine fact within it during that time.

  • NornIrishAddick
    NornIrishAddick Posts: 9,623
    carly burn said:

    killerandflash said:

    Shouldn't this be the Spring takeover thread anyway :smiley:

    This thing will still be running by Christmas*



    *It will also not have one shred of a genuine fact within it during that time.

    And that's a fact!
  • 000__Jaaaaay__000
    000__Jaaaaay__000 Posts: 2,342
    Just seen both roland and paul Elliott come out a bar in Mayfair one after the other
  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,462
    SDAddick said:

    Page 111. We're going to fill the first 70 pages with rubbish jokes about refreshing and what page we think it'll be announced on.

    Cheeky sod... I'll have you know that my post below was 100% legit and tha... Oh hang on this is the Takeover thread, I thought this was the Summer Rumours thread.... erm... this is a bit awkward
    ForeverAddickted said:

    I'm hearing there will be a joint bid from Hayden Mullins and Julian Gray.

    Although Darren Purse is also trying to put a team together

  • killerandflash
    killerandflash Posts: 69,897
    Andy Delort is organising a consortium, as it's the only way he'll ever get his dream move to Charlton
  • JiMMy 85
    JiMMy 85 Posts: 10,199
    I'm dying to read a list of confirmed/ credible sources and info. Does this exist anywhere?
  • Uboat
    Uboat Posts: 12,200
    This thread will have to see off the challenge of three or four other takeover threads if it is to make it to maturity. It's a tough life for a young new takeover thread and it will need determination, courage and more more than a little luck along the way.
    Join us next week on Springwatch or follow it's progress, live, on the webcams.
  • killerandflash
    killerandflash Posts: 69,897
    Uboat said:

    This thread will have to see off the challenge of three or four other takeover threads if it is to make it to maturity. It's a tough life for a young new takeover thread and it will need determination, courage and more more than a little luck along the way.
    Join us next week on Springwatch or follow it's progress, live, on the webcams.

    Aren't there 3 rival takeover threads (allegedly)

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  • Exiled_Addick
    Exiled_Addick Posts: 17,182
    Page 5.

    It will turnout that Roland was in town to discuss a management buy-out by KM and Tony Bollocks.
  • WestCountryAddick
    WestCountryAddick Posts: 2,545
    Exiled_Addick said:

    Page 5.

    It will turnout that Roland was in town to discuss a management buy-out by KM and Tony Bollocks.

    They are probably the only people thick enough to pay the £38m he wants.
  • seth plum
    seth plum Posts: 53,448
    JiMMy 85 said:

    I'm dying to read a list of confirmed/ credible sources and info. Does this exist anywhere?

    JiMMy. Just quietly intone this mantra for now:

    'direction of travel, direction of travel'

  • addickfanatic
    addickfanatic Posts: 1,113
    I heard Jacob Zuma was interested in buying us but since he's been told to payback the money for Nkandla the deals been put on hold. Probably a good near miss though if you think Douche is hard to get rid of JZ is damn near immovable
  • objectivecafc
    objectivecafc Posts: 679
    edited April 2016
    addickfanatic said:

    I heard Jacob Zuma was interested in buying us but since he's been told to payback the money for Nkandla the deals been put on hold. Probably a good near miss though if you think Douche is hard to get rid of JZ is damn near immovable

    If your having Meire problems I feel bad for you son, we got 99 problems and that bitch is #1
  • ross1
    ross1 Posts: 51,004
    WestCountryAddick said:

    Exiled_Addick said:

    Page 5.

    It will turnout that Roland was in town to discuss a management buy-out by KM and Tony Bollocks.

    They are probably the only people thick enough to pay the £38m he wants.
    But it would be a loan from RD with interest
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    Algarveaddick said:

    Addickted2TheReds said:

    I've just seen Peter Varney and Bill Gates in Central London.

    Knowing our luck we'd end up with Reg Varney and David Gates...
    Gareth Gates
  • Hovi's Biscuit
    Hovi's Biscuit Posts: 1,717
    hawksmoor said:

    I've heard Bootsy Collins, Maceo Parker and Fred Wesley are fronting another consortium. They have no experience in managing a football club, but can you imagine them playing the Great Escape theme in the Covered End?

    (League) One Nation Under A Groove
  • Fanny Fanackapan
    Fanny Fanackapan Posts: 18,740
    I'm a page 3 girl, actually....

    And that's REAL optimism !
  • Athletico Charlton
    Athletico Charlton Posts: 14,282
    the club are on record saying they will confirm their strategy for next season shortly after this season ends... why wait until the end of the season when you already know you are relegated? takeover.....

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  • Oakster
    Oakster Posts: 6,812
    000__Jaaaaay__000 said:

    Just seen both roland and paul Elliott come out a bar in Mayfair one after the other

    Yeah, closely followed by Colin & Guy Luzon
  • rikofold
    rikofold Posts: 4,051
    Super_Eddie_Youds said:

    My favourite is the 'heard this a few weeks ago' line when someone posts a covincing rumour. Made some early appearances already.

    You're right, I heard the same a while back.
  • carly burn
    carly burn Posts: 19,475
    An illiterate new poster that writes single sentences and disappears for weeks is always a good contributor.
  • AddicksAddict
    AddicksAddict Posts: 15,806
    Athletico Charlton said:

    the club are on record saying they will confirm their strategy for next season shortly after this season ends... why wait until the end of the season when you already know you are relegated? takeover.....

    When the strategy is to run around like headless chickens because you haven't got a clue what you're doing, it's probably best not to announce whilst there are still games to play and season tickets to sell.
  • AddicksAddict
    AddicksAddict Posts: 15,806
    I'm going for page 38 on whichever thread the takeover is actually declared.
  • carly burn
    carly burn Posts: 19,475
    Blimey. What page?
    Nothing?
    Nobody?

    Guess we're stuck with him then!
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    Harry redknapp fronting up a consortium of Nigerian cab driversBusinessmen
  • SDAddick
    SDAddick Posts: 14,469
    ricky_otto said:

    Harry redknapp fronting up a consortium of Nigerian cab driversBusinessmen

    Say what you will about 'Onest 'Arry, but he doesn't muck about with people who don't have large amounts of money and who are willing to prove it by putting some of it in Rosie's bank account.
  • twiggyaddick
    twiggyaddick Posts: 1,565
    Fanny Fanackapan said:

    I'm a page 3 girl, actually....

    And that's REAL optimism !

    You can't be, they don't have fanny on page 3...


    Will get my coat
  • hoof_it_up_to_benty
    hoof_it_up_to_benty Posts: 22,459
    Oakster said:

    000__Jaaaaay__000 said:

    Just seen both roland and paul Elliott come out a bar in Mayfair one after the other

    Yeah, closely followed by Colin & Guy Luzon
    Colin and Guy have to launch a bid for the club with Karel as manager.

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