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The new, improved summer 2016 TAKEOVER THREAD

edited April 2016 in General Charlton
It's that time of year again people.

So summon your 'sources'.
Litigate your lies.
And brush up on your bulls**t skills.

All runners and riders here.

Do your worst!
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  • Any guesses which page this gets announced? I'm going with page 71.
  • You had one job and you've gone and fluffed your lines. In ALL CAPS too!
  • New and improved: The spelling of 'Thread'!
  • New and improved: The spelling of 'Thread'!

    Oi. I'm half Irish. Get over yourself!
  • edited April 2016
    here we go again ... about time we had good news :smiley:

    @Callumcafc I'll go for page 54
  • I've just seen Peter Varney and Bill Gates in Central London.
  • I've just seen Peter Varney and Bill Gates in Central London.

    FFS we asked you not to mention that
  • I've just seen Peter Varney and Bill Gates in Central London.

    FFS we asked you not to mention that
    I hate cliques. I am a mole. You all got what you deserved...
  • Jimenez and Slater have had a change of heart.
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  • I've just seen Peter Varney and Bill Gates in Central London.

    We're Bill's Gates locked too?
  • My favourite is the 'heard this a few weeks ago' line when someone posts a covincing rumour. Made some early appearances already.
  • Let's get Ackworth on this thread and see what he can come up with.....
  • page 33 (I'm an optimist!)
  • Shouldn't this be the Spring takeover thread anyway :smiley:
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  • 1. Robbie Willams
    2. Mark Owen
    3. Howard Donald
    4. Jason Orange
    5. Gary Barlow
  • Any guesses which page this gets announced? I'm going with page 71.

    The posts per day on here has stepped up. I am gonna go with 92 and a new record.
  • i still think they'll wait until the end of the season then announce we are merging with Millwall, moving to a new 50,000 seater stadium somewhere near the 'dome' - sell the land the Valley and Den stand on, make shit loads of money, snatch Ibrahimovic from under the noses of Man Utd and be playing champions league football in 3 years - all under the new ownership of Karen Brady, Deborah Meaden, Michelle Mone & Janet Street Porter (?)......we'll be renamed Millwall Athletic and play in pink with a picture of the Cutty Sark on our new badge in our new stadium, HomebaseArgosSainsbury Stadium.

    You heard it here first.....
  • braydex said:

    i still think they'll wait until the end of the season then announce we are merging with Millwall, moving to a new 50,000 seater stadium somewhere near the 'dome' - sell the land the Valley and Den stand on, make shit loads of money, snatch Ibrahimovic from under the noses of Man Utd and be playing champions league football in 3 years - all under the new ownership of Karen Brady, Deborah Meaden, Michelle Mone & Janet Street Porter (?)......we'll be renamed Millwall Athletic and play in pink with a picture of the Cutty Sark on our new badge in our new stadium, HomebaseArgosSainsbury Stadium.

    You heard it here first.....

    she'd be moaning if I got my hands on her, if only

  • I've just seen Peter Varney and Bill Gates in Central London.

    Knowing our luck we'd end up with Reg Varney and David Gates...
  • I've just seen Peter Varney and Bill Gates in Central London.

    Knowing our luck we'd end up with Reg Varney and David Gates...
    Or Peter Andre and Bill Oddie...
  • Page 111. We're going to fill the first 70 pages with rubbish jokes about refreshing and what page we think it'll be announced on.
  • I've heard Bootsy Collins, Maceo Parker and Fred Wesley are fronting another consortium. They have no experience in managing a football club, but can you imagine them playing the Great Escape theme in the Covered End?
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