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Just don’t follow through in your cricket whites.Greenie Junior said:When you start liking cricket, when you start liking golf and when you follow through in the pub twice in 2 days.
All recent things where I thought fucking hell i’m getting on a bit0 -
When going away for the weekend you pack for a month.0
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Sounds like @Greenie Junior should pack for the weekend every time he pops out for a pintlimeygent said:When going away for the weekend you pack for a month.6 -
I was roped into playing football last Thursday (In goal) and only stopped aching yesterday.0
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That was pretty quick.MuttleyCAFC said:I was roped into playing football last Thursday (In goal) and only stopped aching yesterday.0 -
MuttleyCAFC said:I was roped into playing football last Thursday (In goal) and only stopped aching yesterday.
I haven't played for over a year now but my mate keeps trying me to get back into 7 a side. He says just go in goal but I know after 10 minutes I'll get bored and want to come out. I do really miss playing.1 -
When you put in your diary the date when Antiques Roadshow is coming to a place near you.7
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Sorry, the Thursday before thatlimeygent said:
That was pretty quick.MuttleyCAFC said:I was roped into playing football last Thursday (In goal) and only stopped aching yesterday.
I am nearly 55 and I miss playing football. At least in recent years I was involved in it but I am not this year. I feel old! Before 50 you could always look at Stanley Matthews for hope! 0 -
Pity you didnt referee the game - that would have been self informative :-)MuttleyCAFC said:I was roped into playing football last Thursday (In goal) and only stopped aching yesterday.0 -
I bet you couldn't resist that.:)0
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When you caught out by an unexpected sneeze, fart at the same time and manage to put your back out at the same time.
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The thought of going to a fan zone and getting covered in beer sounds absolutely horrendous. That's really depressing.9
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When you start moaning about the waste of beer in fan zonesCurb_It said:The thought of going to a fan zone and getting covered in beer sounds absolutely horrendous. That's really depressing.0 -
When you get in the car and your radio station of choice is Heart.4
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According to your team mates that is the only thing you stopped.MuttleyCAFC said:I was roped into playing football last Thursday (In goal) and only stopped aching yesterday.
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Could be worse!bigman backstick said:When you caught out by an unexpected sneeze, fart at the same time and manage to put your back out at the same time.0 -
I have to admit I wasn't outstanding, but I thought I was competent for my age and we won! It was a competitive league game too. The test will be whether I am asked again, but if I am, I will say no. I hope!eaststandmike said:
According to your team mates that is the only thing you stopped.MuttleyCAFC said:I was roped into playing football last Thursday (In goal) and only stopped aching yesterday.1 -
When you realise that if you were a professional footballer, you'd be close to retirement age.0
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When it just doesn't feel right to not put a mug or a glass on a coaster.1
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When you see somebody passing you in a mobility scooter and think - Lucky bastard!4
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when you start to write something and then ummm.... errr... what was I going to write?1
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When you think playing walking football is just right for you.DaveMehmet said:MuttleyCAFC said:I was roped into playing football last Thursday (In goal) and only stopped aching yesterday.
I haven't played for over a year now but my mate keeps trying me to get back into 7 a side. He says just go in goal but I know after 10 minutes I'll get bored and want to come out. I do really miss playing.2 -
Or the pace might be too much these days!Redrobo said:
When you think playing walking football is just right for you.DaveMehmet said:MuttleyCAFC said:I was roped into playing football last Thursday (In goal) and only stopped aching yesterday.
I haven't played for over a year now but my mate keeps trying me to get back into 7 a side. He says just go in goal but I know after 10 minutes I'll get bored and want to come out. I do really miss playing.1 -
Walking football is definitely not a walk in the parkRedrobo said:
When you think playing walking football is just right for you.DaveMehmet said:MuttleyCAFC said:I was roped into playing football last Thursday (In goal) and only stopped aching yesterday.
I haven't played for over a year now but my mate keeps trying me to get back into 7 a side. He says just go in goal but I know after 10 minutes I'll get bored and want to come out. I do really miss playing. 1 -
When you realise you're technically old enough to be our top scorer's mum/dad, and it's not as if he's a spotty teenager either.sixyardcecil said:When you realise that if you were a professional footballer, you'd be close to retirement age.
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When the thought of just going out full stop sounds horrendousCurb_It said:The thought of going to a fan zone and getting covered in beer sounds absolutely horrendous. That's really depressing.5 -
Aha, has your parole come through then? 😉MillwallFan said:
When the thought of just going out full stop sounds horrendousCurb_It said:The thought of going to a fan zone and getting covered in beer sounds absolutely horrendous. That's really depressing.10 -
Some of us are technically old enough to be our manager's mum/dad!aliwibble said:
When you realise you're technically old enough to be our top scorer's mum/dad, and it's not as if he's a spotty teenager either.sixyardcecil said:When you realise that if you were a professional footballer, you'd be close to retirement age.
You are just a youngster.1 -
Great thread.0
