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  • ricky_ottoricky_otto
    Greenie Junior said:
    When you start liking cricket, when you start liking golf and when you follow through in the pub twice in 2 days. 

    All recent things where I thought fucking hell i’m getting on a bit 
    Just don’t follow through in your cricket whites. 
  • limeygentlimeygent
    When going away for the weekend you pack for a month. 
  • MuttleyCAFCMuttleyCAFC
    I was roped into playing football last Thursday (In goal) and only stopped aching yesterday. 
  • limeygentlimeygent
    MuttleyCAFC said:
    I was roped into playing football last Thursday (In goal) and only stopped aching yesterday. 
    That was pretty quick.
  • DaveMehmetDaveMehmet
    MuttleyCAFC said:
    I was roped into playing football last Thursday (In goal) and only stopped aching yesterday. 

    I haven't played for over a year now but my mate keeps trying me to get back into 7 a side. He says just go in goal but I know after 10 minutes I'll get bored and want to come out. I do really miss playing.
  • MuttleyCAFCMuttleyCAFC
    edited September 2019
    limeygent said:
    MuttleyCAFC said:
    I was roped into playing football last Thursday (In goal) and only stopped aching yesterday. 
    That was pretty quick.
    Sorry, the Thursday before that :) I am nearly 55 and I miss playing football. At least in recent years I was involved in it but I am not this year. I feel old! Before 50 you could always look at Stanley Matthews for hope!
  • PeterGagePeterGage
    MuttleyCAFC said:
    I was roped into playing football last Thursday (In goal) and only stopped aching yesterday. 
    Pity you didnt referee the game  - that would have been self informative :-)
  • MuttleyCAFCMuttleyCAFC
    I bet you couldn't resist that.:)
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  • thai malaysia addickthai malaysia addick
    Curb_It said:
    The thought of going to a fan zone and getting covered in beer sounds absolutely horrendous.  That's really depressing. 
    When you start moaning about the waste of beer in fan zones
  • StewartStewart
    When you get in the car and your radio station of choice is Heart.
  • eaststandmikeeaststandmike
    MuttleyCAFC said:
    I was roped into playing football last Thursday (In goal) and only stopped aching yesterday. 
    According to your team mates that is the only thing you stopped.  ;)
  • MuttleyCAFCMuttleyCAFC
    bigman backstick said:
    When you caught out by an unexpected sneeze, fart at the same time and manage to put your back out at the same time.
    Could be worse!
  • MuttleyCAFCMuttleyCAFC
    eaststandmike said:
    MuttleyCAFC said:
    I was roped into playing football last Thursday (In goal) and only stopped aching yesterday. 
    According to your team mates that is the only thing you stopped.  ;)
    I have to admit I wasn't outstanding, but I thought I was competent for my age and we won! It was a competitive league game too. The test will be whether I am asked again, but if I am, I will say no. I hope! 
  • sixyardcecilsixyardcecil
    When you realise that if you were a professional footballer, you'd be close to retirement age.
  • sixyardcecilsixyardcecil
    When it just doesn't feel right to not put a mug or a glass on a coaster. 
  • MuttleyCAFCMuttleyCAFC
    When you see somebody passing you in a mobility scooter and think - Lucky bastard!
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  • SE10AddickSE10Addick
    when you start to write something and then ummm.... errr... what was I going to write?
  • RedroboRedrobo
    DaveMehmet said:
    MuttleyCAFC said:
    I was roped into playing football last Thursday (In goal) and only stopped aching yesterday. 

    I haven't played for over a year now but my mate keeps trying me to get back into 7 a side. He says just go in goal but I know after 10 minutes I'll get bored and want to come out. I do really miss playing.
    When you think playing walking football is just right for you.
  • T_C_ET_C_E
    Redrobo said:
    DaveMehmet said:
    MuttleyCAFC said:
    I was roped into playing football last Thursday (In goal) and only stopped aching yesterday. 

    I haven't played for over a year now but my mate keeps trying me to get back into 7 a side. He says just go in goal but I know after 10 minutes I'll get bored and want to come out. I do really miss playing.
    When you think playing walking football is just right for you.
    Or the pace might be too much these days! 
  • MuttleyCAFCMuttleyCAFC
    Redrobo said:
    DaveMehmet said:
    MuttleyCAFC said:
    I was roped into playing football last Thursday (In goal) and only stopped aching yesterday. 

    I haven't played for over a year now but my mate keeps trying me to get back into 7 a side. He says just go in goal but I know after 10 minutes I'll get bored and want to come out. I do really miss playing.
    When you think playing walking football is just right for you.
    Walking football is definitely not a walk in the park :)
  • aliwibblealiwibble
    sixyardcecil said:
    When you realise that if you were a professional footballer, you'd be close to retirement age.
    When you realise you're technically old enough to be our top scorer's mum/dad, and it's not as if he's a spotty teenager either.
  • LenGloverLenGlover
    Stewart said:
    When you get in the car and your radio station of choice is Heart.
    When you've always considered Heart to be a trendy radio station for the youngsters and that assumption gets questioned!
  • LenGloverLenGlover
    aliwibble said:
    sixyardcecil said:
    When you realise that if you were a professional footballer, you'd be close to retirement age.
    When you realise you're technically old enough to be our top scorer's mum/dad, and it's not as if he's a spotty teenager either.
    Some of us are technically old enough to be our manager's mum/dad!

    You are just a youngster.
  • AFKABartramAFKABartram
    Great thread.
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