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  • T_C_E said:

    When you out walking your dogs and you notice your nieghbourhood has a "Yellow Bin" (clinical waste) collection day. :(

    Old, or surrounded by heroin addicts?
  • McBobbin said:

    T_C_E said:

    When you out walking your dogs and you notice your nieghbourhood has a "Yellow Bin" (clinical waste) collection day. :(

    Old, or surrounded by heroin addicts?
    I think the mobility scooter parked by the front door sorts that one out. ;)
  • T_C_E said:

    McBobbin said:

    T_C_E said:

    When you out walking your dogs and you notice your nieghbourhood has a "Yellow Bin" (clinical waste) collection day. :(

    Old, or surrounded by heroin addicts?
    I think the mobility scooter parked by the front door sorts that one out. ;)
    You say mobility scooter, I say Numer 3 H door to door delivery vehicle. Smackscoot 3
  • You can remember Cup Finals from the 1960s and list most (or even all) of the players, yet you can't remember who contested any of the last five Cup Finals.

    Nobody knows who contested the last five cup finals because nobody cares anymore...
  • When you are interviewed for a job you can clearly do, (as you are already doing something similar and have done for years), knowing at the end of the interview,as you’ve experienced years and years of this nonsense, you ain’t getting the job and in your heart of hearts you don’t really give a toss about it anyway because the job you already have is the job you craved for most of your working life.



    If anyone from Wellcome HR is reading this, stick you’re well paid, mind stimulating rewarding job up your arse. Your loss not mine, my present employer will continue to have my undivided attention and loyalty until the next time you advertise a similar job.

    They hardly have your undivided attention if you're out there interviewing elsewhere.
  • Dazzler21 said:

    When you are interviewed for a job you can clearly do, (as you are already doing something similar and have done for years), knowing at the end of the interview,as you’ve experienced years and years of this nonsense, you ain’t getting the job and in your heart of hearts you don’t really give a toss about it anyway because the job you already have is the job you craved for most of your working life.



    If anyone from Wellcome HR is reading this, stick you’re well paid, mind stimulating rewarding job up your arse. Your loss not mine, my present employer will continue to have my undivided attention and loyalty until the next time you advertise a similar job.

    They hardly have your undivided attention if you're out there interviewing elsewhere.
    Yer but no, they don’t know that
  • This'll make others feel worse as am only 35 in a few weeks but a kid made his debut for Fulham last night at the age of 15!!

    He wasnt even born when I turned 20 for god sake
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  • When you open link to a series of Twitter posts and you haven't got a fecking clue what you're reading.
  • edited September 2018
    When you wonder why they have to keep replacing the Woolwich Ferry boats every five minutes.
  • This'll make others feel worse as am only 35 in a few weeks but a kid made his debut for Fulham last night at the age of 15!!

    He wasnt even born when I turned 20 for god sake

    Nor were you when I was, so wind your neck in, sonny
  • Oh, actually ive just worked out i was 18.
    Senility is a terrible thing.
  • When you look forward to a chiropodist cutting your toenails.
  • Mametz said:

    We have recently moved to Wales and I contacted a utility company to supply our gas and electricity. One of the things they asked me was whether anyone in the property was a pensioner. I replied that I receive a workplace pension.

    Yesterday I received a letter from them saying that they had listed me as a “vulnerable person” and I would receive priority to be reconnected in the event of a power cut.

    Bless.
  • Redrobo said:

    Mametz said:

    We have recently moved to Wales and I contacted a utility company to supply our gas and electricity. One of the things they asked me was whether anyone in the property was a pensioner. I replied that I receive a workplace pension.

    Yesterday I received a letter from them saying that they had listed me as a “vulnerable person” and I would receive priority to be reconnected in the event of a power cut.

    Bless.
    As you’re older than me, god knows how they would classify you. They would probably try to flog you a funeral plan!
  • The age difference doesn't matter anymore
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  • You stop fancying older women.
  • Mametz said:

    Redrobo said:

    Mametz said:

    We have recently moved to Wales and I contacted a utility company to supply our gas and electricity. One of the things they asked me was whether anyone in the property was a pensioner. I replied that I receive a workplace pension.

    Yesterday I received a letter from them saying that they had listed me as a “vulnerable person” and I would receive priority to be reconnected in the event of a power cut.

    Bless.
    As you’re older than me, god knows how they would classify you. They would probably try to flog you a funeral plan!
    ....and I will probably buy it!
  • It pops up on Facebook that REMs green album is 30 years old.
  • You remember Richard O'Sullivan as the cool 'Man about the house' living with two gorgeous girls.

    Then a cruel reality check takes place when he pops up in today's papers, chatting to Meghan Markle, in the Royal Variety residential nursing and care home.
  • You remember Richard O'Sullivan as the cool 'Man about the house' living with two gorgeous girls.

    Then a cruel reality check takes place when he pops up in today's papers, chatting to Meghan Markle, in the Royal Variety residential nursing and care home.

    Looks like he’s enjoying the nursing home, bang on the gear.
  • When your posting on the corbyn thread all day
  • When you think twice twice
  • When you think twice twice

    and then forget what it was anyway.
  • iainment said:

    When you think twice twice

    and then forget what it was anyway.
    Exactly !!!
    And also when you think twice two times...
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