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  • IdleHans said:
    Stig said:
    Watching Richard Osman's House of Games this week, Ardal O'Hanlon was one of the players. It turns out that neither my son or his girlfriend knew who O'Hanlon was. Worse than that, when I explained that he has Father Dougal, they looked at me like I was mad.
    How can you be sure you arent?

    Well, I guess one can never be 100% certain, but I'm pretty sure. After all, people believe in far stranger theological characters than Father Dougal without being considered mad.
  • T_C_E said:
    You think “cycle tracking” on your health app will be handy when you are on your exercise bike, until a grown up explains that’s not the case! 
    This is incredible. Read this yesterday and still chuckling to myself about it 
  • T_C_E said:
    You think “cycle tracking” on your health app will be handy when you are on your exercise bike, until a grown up explains that’s not the case! 
    This is incredible. Read this yesterday and still chuckling to myself about it 
    Your not wrong, but maybe I should’ve used one of these at the end 😉
  • That tut when you spill or drop anything
  • When somebody who looks old says, "Oh, are you alright? Do you want to sit down for a minute?" after stumbling slightly on a pavement slab that is sticking up. 
  • Catching the last train home and the ticket inspector letting you know it might be advisable to sit at the back of the train as it can get a bit noisy.
  • edited February 7
    Is the joke there's a ticket inspector on the train?
  • edited February 7
    Diabetic foot clinic this morning. My first. Should i be this excited about a morning out in Eltham?
  • edited February 7
    At what age does "tripping up" become "a fall"? 
  • edited February 19
    You get the captcha things to prove you are human on websites wrong more often than you get them right. They do my head in. 
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  • When you use a walking stick, wear hearing aids, have 3 different pairs of prescription glasses, have a disabled concessionary bus pass, a disabled railcard, and need to use blue pills, for that rare bit of action.  
  • After all the years of hearing it at the Valley, turning to my son and saying, "I like this" ... "What?"  "This number by Three Blokes from Charlton".  "Dad, Into the Valley is by the Skids - not Three Blokes from F Block!" 

    ... things just seem to pass me by  :|  
  • Gribbo said:
    When you spend far too long trying to plug your seat belt into the handbrake
    When you spend far too long trying to plug your seat belt into the Stannah stairlift.
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