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  • I was talking to my S-I-L following a kids athletics meet - he helps out with some of the coaching. 

    We were discussing the stand out athlete and I blurted out that he reminded me of Alberto Juantorena.  My S-I-L glazed over as he looked into the mid distance and I had a sudden crisis of confidence - had I just made that name up?

    Anyway I rushed home to Google my own statement and was pleased to see that Alberto had won the 400 and 800 golds at the Montreal Olympics in 1976.  In fact on watching the video I thought it was quite a good shout - tall, upright, long stride pattern etc.

    The thing is if I can pluck that name out from 48 years ago - how comes I can't remember what I had for dinner last night? 
    He was the chap David Coleman said 'he opens his legs and shows his class'.

    And you didn't have dinner last night.
  • iaitch said:
    I was talking to my S-I-L following a kids athletics meet - he helps out with some of the coaching. 

    We were discussing the stand out athlete and I blurted out that he reminded me of Alberto Juantorena.  My S-I-L glazed over as he looked into the mid distance and I had a sudden crisis of confidence - had I just made that name up?

    Anyway I rushed home to Google my own statement and was pleased to see that Alberto had won the 400 and 800 golds at the Montreal Olympics in 1976.  In fact on watching the video I thought it was quite a good shout - tall, upright, long stride pattern etc.

    The thing is if I can pluck that name out from 48 years ago - how comes I can't remember what I had for dinner last night? 
    He was the chap David Coleman said 'he opens his legs and shows his class'.

    And you didn't have dinner last night.
    I’m pretty sure that quote was in relation to a woman, perhaps an Irish lady ?
  • iaitch said:
    I was talking to my S-I-L following a kids athletics meet - he helps out with some of the coaching. 

    We were discussing the stand out athlete and I blurted out that he reminded me of Alberto Juantorena.  My S-I-L glazed over as he looked into the mid distance and I had a sudden crisis of confidence - had I just made that name up?

    Anyway I rushed home to Google my own statement and was pleased to see that Alberto had won the 400 and 800 golds at the Montreal Olympics in 1976.  In fact on watching the video I thought it was quite a good shout - tall, upright, long stride pattern etc.

    The thing is if I can pluck that name out from 48 years ago - how comes I can't remember what I had for dinner last night? 
    He was the chap David Coleman said 'he opens his legs and shows his class'.

    And you didn't have dinner last night.
    I’m pretty sure that quote was in relation to a woman, perhaps an Irish lady ?
    I’m pretty sure he said it about Alberto Juantorena!

    I have no idea why I remember that, but then this the You Know When You’re Getting Old thread!
  • iaitch said:
    I was talking to my S-I-L following a kids athletics meet - he helps out with some of the coaching. 

    We were discussing the stand out athlete and I blurted out that he reminded me of Alberto Juantorena.  My S-I-L glazed over as he looked into the mid distance and I had a sudden crisis of confidence - had I just made that name up?

    Anyway I rushed home to Google my own statement and was pleased to see that Alberto had won the 400 and 800 golds at the Montreal Olympics in 1976.  In fact on watching the video I thought it was quite a good shout - tall, upright, long stride pattern etc.

    The thing is if I can pluck that name out from 48 years ago - how comes I can't remember what I had for dinner last night? 
    He was the chap David Coleman said 'he opens his legs and shows his class'.

    And you didn't have dinner last night.
    I’m pretty sure that quote was in relation to a woman, perhaps an Irish lady ?
    I’m pretty sure he said it about Alberto Juantorena!

    I have no idea why I remember that, but then this the You Know When You’re Getting Old thread!
    Trying to be useful (in my dotage) I have googled this and have found from a report in the Independent dated Sunday 26th July 1992.

    DAVID COLEMAN never said, 'Juantorena opens his legs and shows his class,' any more than Queen Victoria said, 'We are not amused.' The words belong to the late Ron Pickering, but Private Eye got it wrong. The chances are that Coleman was not amused. A lot of people were, however. Who knows how much damage that one mis-attribution did, how much it contributed to the image crisis that Coleman has put up with for so many years? 

    I know there was a collection of of Coleman's misquotes called Colemanballs.  I wonder if a few were added to that to fill out the narrative.
  • Exactly - just like the Reverend Spooner never said every Spoonerism, it is the collective name given to it.
  • New joiner in the office this week. Her Dad is 1 year younger than me!
  • Having a Covid jab and telling the nurse it was  "the best jab since Sonny Liston", and getting a blank stare in return, followed by my wife saying "She's not as old as you, you eejit".
    Blimey mate, the nurses' mum probably doesn't remember Sonny Liston  ;)
    Who?
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  • Saves on the washing up.
  • …  when I look at Joe Biden and realise we are almost the same age (I’m just a little bit older)
  • When you have ask to turn down the music ☹️
  • Solidgone said:
    When you have ask to turn down the music ☹️
    Just asked my wife to do that!
  • You go out for a meal in France in July and wear a body warmer
  • Solidgone said:
    When you have ask to turn down the music ☹️
    FFS Katrine, we’ve told you before, nobody goes into the Fans bar to listen to house music
  • Took our daughter to a water park in Portugal today and I wasn’t able to go on a slide where you sit on a sled type thing, that shoots you across the water at the bottom. I’ve been suffering with my flexibility recently (I think it’s the beginning of arthritis) and I couldn’t bend my legs enough to keep them inside the sled. 

    Went on everything else but now feel like I’ve gone 10 rounds with Mike Tyson.
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  • Took our daughter to a water park in Portugal today and I wasn’t able to go on a slide where you sit on a sled type thing, that shoots you across the water at the bottom. I’ve been suffering with my flexibility recently (I think it’s the beginning of arthritis) and I couldn’t bend my legs enough to keep them inside the sled. 

    Went on everything else but now feel like I’ve gone 10 rounds with Mike Tyson.
    At least you fitted the slide. I've sat on slides I don't fit in the past.
  • Took our daughter to a water park in Portugal today and I wasn’t able to go on a slide where you sit on a sled type thing, that shoots you across the water at the bottom. I’ve been suffering with my flexibility recently (I think it’s the beginning of arthritis) and I couldn’t bend my legs enough to keep them inside the sled. 

    Went on everything else but now feel like I’ve gone 10 rounds with Mike Tyson.
    Old fart 

    Seriously though - Lady Flash got me to order a skip - spent yesterday cutting down stuff in garden, shovelling stuff up, filling skip, cleared out the drain on our drive (filled with mud and crap) - as I have got older, I’m so much more less inclined to DIY etc - hate it

    Yesterday I spent about 6 hours on and off doing all that

    Today - back hurts, arms hurt, knees hurt, calf’s hurt - even my bottom cheeks hurt !!!

    Getting older is shite
  • Like when you as I have just received a letter from DWP stating that you are approaching your 80th Birthday and you entitled to an increase of your pension of 25p per week which is less when tax is applied. 
  • Dansk_Red said:
    Like when you as I have just received a letter from DWP stating that you are approaching your 80th Birthday and you entitled to an increase of your pension of 25p per week which is less when tax is applied. 
    The new Labour Chancellor will probably sort that for you in her October budget statement 😉
  • Unexpectedly reffed my sons U-12's pre season football friendly on Saturday morning

    Still aching now !!!

    Getting my 10,000 steps in by 10:30 was a first.
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