You know you're getting old when.

CAFCTrev

Baldybonce said:

You now know why your Dad took a newspaper to the toilet.

He only took page 3 of the newspaper.

iaitch

And it came back stuck to page 2.

letthegoodtimesroll

thai malaysia addick said:

letthegoodtimesroll said:

55 years ago ?, surely not

Please tell me this is not true 

I think it must have happened in an alternate universe. It was not that long ago in our years, it couldn’t have been, I was in the first year of my teenage years and haven’t got old yet…

Baldybonce

letthegoodtimesroll said:

Baldybonce said:

You now know why your Dad took a newspaper to the toilet.

To wipe his arse afterwards ?

I hope not, he always brought it out for me to read.

letthegoodtimesroll

Baldybonce said:

letthegoodtimesroll said:

Baldybonce said:

You now know why your Dad took a newspaper to the toilet.

To wipe his arse afterwards ?

I hope not, he always brought it out for me to read.

‘What’s the news in the paper dad ?’…’usual shit…’

man_at_milletts

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thai malaysia addick

I’ll know I’m getting old when I can’t flick my underpants off the end of my foot and catch them nine times out of ten.
Note: I only do this once a day

T_C_E

thai malaysia addick said:

I’ll know I’m getting old when I can’t flick my underpants off the end of my foot and catch them nine times out of ten.
Note: I only do this once a day

You aren’t getting old if you only need to change once a day, 2-3 times a day is a good day ! 

😉

Blackheathen

Deserves its own thread

Baldybonce

man_at_milletts said:

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When you can't remember what you were going to post.

JamesSeed

Holdkneebomb said:

I’m late to this but I just heard a great description of people aged 50-60 as living in sniper’s alley

Thank god I’m 67! 😃

T_C_E

T_C_E said:

thai malaysia addick said:

I’ll know I’m getting old when I can’t flick my underpants off the end of my foot and catch them nine times out of ten.
Note: I only do this once a day

You aren’t getting old if you only need to change once a day, 2-3 times a day is a good day ! 

😉

When the TV advert for Tena for Men makes you look up from your iPad and you find yourself making a  “Hmmmmmm” sound out of interest! 😳