Love being a bloke - suit, maybe a new shirt, smart shoes, most importantly - one shop.
People are amazed when I turn round and say that I have one pair of shoes for work and one pair of trainers for everyday use...
Seriously why do you need more footwear than that?
So I have:
Work shoes - For work Smart Shoes - Smarter occasions than work Casual Trainers - Well for wearing casually Running Trainers - For running Gym Trainers - for wearing in the gym only. Scruffy Trainers - for summer dog walks in the fields Wellies - For wet dog walks in the fields Astro Turfs - Wear on Astro and indoors. Moulded Boots - Wear on 3g and Grass Motorcycle Boots - Wear on bike during clear weather Waterproof Motorcycle Boots - wear on bike during wet days. Timberland Hiking Boots - these are good for long walks. Scuba Shoes - for when I scuba.
Love being a bloke - suit, maybe a new shirt, smart shoes, most importantly - one shop.
People are amazed when I turn round and say that I have one pair of shoes for work and one pair of trainers for everyday use...
Seriously why do you need more footwear than that?
So I have:
Work shoes - For work Smart Shoes - Smarter occasions than work Casual Trainers - Well for wearing casually Running Trainers - For running Gym Trainers - for wearing in the gym only. Scruffy Trainers - for summer dog walks in the fields Wellies - For wet dog walks in the fields Astro Turfs - Wear on Astro and indoors. Moulded Boots - Wear on 3g and Grass Motorcycle Boots - Wear on bike during clear weather Waterproof Motorcycle Boots - wear on bike during wet days. Timberland Hiking Boots - these are good for long walks. Scuba Shoes - for when I scuba.
People who cannot use self service checkouts properly.
I refuse to use self-service checkouts, I want to interact with a real human. The machines are not taking over my world.
I refuse to use them because they ain't paying me to do so, I even refuse point blank in the 24 hr tesco to use them after 11 and make the lazy bstds open a till,
I want to shop for something, I wish to pay you Mr shop keeper or Mrs shop keeper for your wares, if I was going to help myself and do.the deed, I.would walk out with it for free
Also whilst I am at it, yes you Mr/Mrs shop keeper when you have finished your international phone call and you manage to remove the ear piece from under your dirty sweaty chin, then and only then will I acknowledge your hand requesting £6.56 and no I will not pick my change up from your counter you will place it in my Hand like I did you and I don't give two shits about the skin headed Mars bar faced she'll suit wearing gold plate necklaced mug who reckons if I don't move in a min that he will move me
As I fucking dare you not to be the next permanent attachment to Mr shop keepers sweaty head
Not wrong there mate fucking knackered, but manors cost nothing and a grown man in 2015 in a shell suit that ain't being filmed in a 1980s sitcom, is gonna move me, good luck lad with that one you petrol breath plumb
People who wear boring t-shirts advertising places they've never been and have little idea about. LA? Brooklyn? They're both 'holes for the most part. And this fad has made my Rio shirt redundant (my favourite city).
People who cannot use self service checkouts properly.
I refuse to use self-service checkouts, I want to interact with a real human. The machines are not taking over my world.
Would normally agree with this but started to get worried by the comments like "Are you having a party?" when all I am buying is that nights wine consumption! The machine doesn't judge me!
People who cannot use self service checkouts properly.
I refuse to use self-service checkouts, I want to interact with a real human. The machines are not taking over my world.
Would normally agree with this but started to get worried by the comments like "Are you having a party?" when all I am buying is that nights wine consumption! The machine doesn't judge me!
Dont worry I'm sure the technology is just round the corner... Soon someone who scans three big tubs of Ice Cream through a self-checkout will get an automatic voice scream out: "Got enough Ice Cream there tubby"... this will be a new government attempt to shame people into slimming down
Not wrong there mate fucking knackered, but manors cost nothing and a grown man in 2015 in a shell suit that ain't being filmed in a 1980s sitcom, is gonna move me, good luck lad with that one you petrol breath plumb
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Unless you are going to sell up and live in a cave/caravan you will struggle just as much and it will cost you more whenever you move.
Good for property investors
Good for people who receive massive bonuses and pay rises but meh for the rest of us
Work shoes - For work
Smart Shoes - Smarter occasions than work
Casual Trainers - Well for wearing casually
Running Trainers - For running
Gym Trainers - for wearing in the gym only.
Scruffy Trainers - for summer dog walks in the fields
Wellies - For wet dog walks in the fields
Astro Turfs - Wear on Astro and indoors.
Moulded Boots - Wear on 3g and Grass
Motorcycle Boots - Wear on bike during clear weather
Waterproof Motorcycle Boots - wear on bike during wet days.
Timberland Hiking Boots - these are good for long walks.
Scuba Shoes - for when I scuba.
pretty sure I have more shoes than the Mrs!
I refuse to use self-service checkouts, I want to interact with a real human. The machines are not taking over my world.
Real human interaction at a checkout?!?
We're kind of friendly up north.
I refuse to use them because they ain't paying me to do so, I even refuse point blank in the 24 hr tesco to use them after 11 and make the lazy bstds open a till,
I want to shop for something, I wish to pay you Mr shop keeper or Mrs shop keeper for your wares, if I was going to help myself and do.the deed, I.would walk out with it for free
Also whilst I am at it, yes you Mr/Mrs shop keeper when you have finished your international phone call and you manage to remove the ear piece from under your dirty sweaty chin, then and only then will I acknowledge your hand requesting £6.56 and no I will not pick my change up from your counter you will place it in my Hand like I did you and I don't give two shits about the skin headed Mars bar faced she'll suit wearing gold plate necklaced mug who reckons if I don't move in a min that he will move me
As I fucking dare you not to be the next permanent attachment to Mr shop keepers sweaty head
Manners make the man.
I always do.
I buy the cake. I bring it home. I have the cake. Then I eat it.
tht ll be me