General things that confuse you

North Lower Neil

I'll start:

- Why anyone would put an orange fake tan on and think "Yep, looking good".

- The popularity of that Kardashian programme.

- Most tin openers.

- People camping outside a hospital for days on end in the hope of catching a glimpse at a stranger's baby.

- American football.

ValleyGary

- Tax Calculations

Greenie

Cricket. Any sport that stops for tea, cannot be a sport, can it?

Southendaddick

Bang on Valley Gary

I wish I knew how the tax system works. I've definitely had too much deducted this month that I will hopefully get back at next self assessment but it feels like a long time away

iaitch

Greenie said:

Cricket. Any sport that stops for tea, cannot be a sport, can it?

Players just getting refreshment, can't see an issue.

paulie8290

Life

North Lower Neil

paulie8290 said:

Life

Haha! Good on you Paulie, suspect never a truer word spoken on here!!

Algarveaddick

Things that simply don't do the job they were supposedly designed to do - e.g. a metal soap dish that rusts.

Bedsaddick

Algebra.

MrOneLung

People who watch musicians who download child pornography.

thai malaysia addick

APR for credit cards
Terms and conditions which run to pages
Understanding food packaging information

CAFC_Norfolk

Women

Fiiish

If Batman is so smart how come he wears his pants outside his trousers

DaveMehmet

Fiiish said:

If Batman is so smart how come he wears his pants outside his trousers

To avoid skid marks in his pants

North Lower Neil

Lottery millionaires who barely spend the cash and/or don't give up their job as a cleaner etc.

Why buy a ticket in the first place?

Greenie

iaitch said:

Greenie said:

Cricket. Any sport that stops for tea, cannot be a sport, can it?

Players just getting refreshment, can't see an issue.

But they just stand around......not doing a great deal, how that can warrant a cucumber sandwich and a cuppa rosie is beyond me.

iaitch

Well standing around for two hours at a time takes it out of you.

They also break for lunch.

ForeverAddickted

My train in the morning @ Strood...

Its the first stop on the line and you can see the train sitting in the sidings in the distance... the board always says delayed yet you can visibly see the train moving the 100m up the line towards the platform which results in the train arriving at the platform on time

brogib

Algarveaddick said:

Things that simply don't do the job they were supposedly designed to do - e.g. a metal soap dish that rusts.

Bit like a chocolate fire guard

donnyaddick

Why my daughters teachers have found it so hard to fill in the countersignature on her passport form correctly. These people are supposed to be intelligent FFS!

NomadicAddick

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NomadicAddick

NomadicAddick said:

Greenie said:

iaitch said:

Greenie said:

Cricket. Any sport that stops for tea, cannot be a sport, can it?

Players just getting refreshment, can't see an issue.

But they just stand around......not doing a great deal, how that can warrant a cucumber sandwich and a cuppa rosie is beyond me.

But if you stood around, not doing a great deal for as long as they do, would you not get hungry?

iaitch

Then after all that tea and sandwiches they expect you to run around chasing a little red ball.

Dazzler21

shin splints...

Just why?

Dazzler21

Also...
Miriam Rivera

iaitch

Yeah, very attractive but a bloke.

LenGlover

Conservative politicians sounding off about how awful it would be if the Scottish Nationalists get to rule England if Miliband gets in when we don't hear a peep about Brussels doing it which is the reality!

Its_Hamer_Time

Simon Church's performances

iaitch

How is that confusing? He's crap.

North Lower Neil

The fact that there's a little tray for eggs in the fridge, but that eggs aren't in fridges in the supermarkets.

AddickUpNorth

How I wasn't fancied more by the opposite sex as a teenager.