Getting married on Sunday... what's your one bit of advice for a happy marriage?

GreenWithEnvy

So I am finally getting hitched after having dithered so long in the past. Have been with my fiance for 5 years and we are very happy indeed. But what one piece of advice can my fellow lifers share to ensure the magic stays alive?

JWADDICK

Cancel the Wedding

nth_london_addick

Have a flat where only you have the key and stay there 4 nights a week, either that or an affair 8)

Henry Irving

Don't take marital advice from people on Charlton Life, especially on a Friday afternoon and especially, especially not two days before your wedding.

Good luck and congratulations

sam3110

Have roleplay sex at least once a month, don't ever forget an occasion and keep the house tidy(ish)

GreenWithEnvy

Henry - if I wanted serious advice believe me I wouldn't be here(although there have been many worthy and serious topics on this forum in the past)! Just Friday fun with my fellow lifers!!

Off_it

Learn to lie. If you think you already know how to, get better at it.

nth_london_addick

make sure you lay the law down on the first night


You are the Boss
she will obey you
You can come home drunk any day of the week and Pee behind the TV if you want
Yes you are a Pig deal with it

Macronate

porn.

JohnBoyUK

dont marry a frigid lesbian.

RedChaser

Never take one another for granted and if you do have a little tiff always make up before you go to bed. Have a great day and best wishes.

AFKABartram

For a happy marriage get Sky+

For a very happy marriage get Sky+ multiroom

nth_london_addick

RedChaser said:

Never take one another for granted and if you do have a little tiff always make up before you go to bed. Have a great day and best wishes.

What sort of shit talk is this



if she wants to kick off before bed time tell her to do one and revert to macronates post

cafctom

Tell her before the wedding that you're coming back from the honeymoon early to catch the Millwall game.

razil

hang on all women become fri...... when they get married. Don't they?

GreenWithEnvy

JohnBoyUK said:

dont marry a frigid lesbian.

I hope this isn't coming from painful experience!!

AFKABartram

RedChaser said:

Never take one another for granted and if you do have a little tiff always make up before you go to bed. Have a great day and best wishes.

You decent and probably happy people make me sick.

GreenWithEnvy

cafctom said:

Tell her before the wedding that you're coming back from the honeymoon early to catch the Millwall game.

It was by almighty luck that the wedding was on a non-Charlton home game weekend. Will have to miss Watford away though. The real honeymoon is next April. I bet we will either be scrapping for our lives or pushing for promotion, knowing my luck I'll be missing vital games then!

MrLargo

JohnBoyUK said:

dont marry a frigid lesbian.

Didn't know you were married to my bird before I started going out with her. She hasn't changed...

nth_london_addick

AFKABartram said:

RedChaser said:

Never take one another for granted and if you do have a little tiff always make up before you go to bed. Have a great day and best wishes.

You decent and probably happy people make me sick.

the don't exist only us grumpy non happy btsds

MrOneLung

Just use the stock phrase ' well if you don't know what I am like after 5 years' every time she picks a fault in something you have done.

Charlton_Charlie

Have a hobby that is absolutely nothing to do with her (as well as going to football)
Don't forget your mates - you need to go out for beers regularly
Buy a dishwasher if you can afford one
Buy a pair of sunglasses or get very, very good at having a quick glance around you when the sun is out...

Have a great day.

Viewfinder

sam3110 said:

Have roleplay sex at least once a month, don't ever forget an occasion and keep the house tidy(ish)

I'd amend that to: "have role-play sex with the wife at least once a month, and with your lover at least twice a week."

Off_it

Why does a bride smile when she walks down the aisle .............. you know the rest.

CafcWest

The odd bunch of flowers. Make her feel special. Avoid looking at other women if she's around... Don't talk about Charlton/football/cars/boys toys too much! Come to think of it - wish I'd followed some of this advice myself! By the way - good luck - have a great day.

Elthamaddick

start a secret saving account to pay for the lawyer...

golfaddick

having been married & divorced twice all I can say is just when you have women figured out, you find you were 100% hopelessly wrong......

good luck !!

RedChaser

nth london addick said:

RedChaser said:

Never take one another for granted and if you do have a little tiff always make up before you go to bed. Have a great day and best wishes.

What sort of shit talk is this

if she wants to kick off before bed time tell her to do one and revert to macronates post

I'll try it tonight and if I don't post for a couple of days can you pop round to see if I am ok?

AFKABartram said:

RedChaser said:

Never take one another for granted and if you do have a little tiff always make up before you go to bed. Have a great day and best wishes.

You decent and probably happy people make me sick.

That's what the Vicar advised me, trouble is I never took it on board at first ............'what's that darling am I still on that computer no I've just put the kettle on to make you a cup of tea' :0)

maybe_baby

1. Never tell a lie, not even a white one.
2. Let her have her opinions.
3. Always remember she's not your possession.
4. Never play down or make jokes about menstruation.
5. Be the best friend she's ever had.

I'm not your average macho geezer so realize these rules can be tough for some. I wish you everything you wish yourself. Have a great day.

man_at_milletts

Hide your porn stash, and make sure the PC screen doesn't face the door when she walks in the room.

newyorkaddick

Don't expect everything to be perfect and be willing to compromise.