Jokes..

thai malaysia addick

cafcfan

"Help, quick, my mate has a Quality Street chocolate stuck in his windpipe."

"The purple one?"

"Yes, that's him."

pettgra

This chap dropped all of his Scrabble letters into the road. I asked him what was the word on the street.

_MrDick

DaveMehmet

_MrDick

There’s a new cologne on the market. It’s called Breadcrumbs. The birds love it 🫣

Redrobo

DaveMehmet said:

A bit like following Charlton ☹️
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Solidgone

Solidgone

sadiejane1981

Sillybilly

My grandson is nearly five and can’t say “please”in Spanish. That’s poor for four isn’t it?

ken_shabby

eastterrace6168

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2JGCFp839bw


The Donkey Joke...Mike Reid...😂

limeygent

_MrDick

man_at_milletts

Do you think this would be a suitable birthday present for the wife?

_MrDick

My four year old grandson can’t say please in Spanish. That’s poor for four, isn’t it. 

R0TW

My mate Paco who is Spanish has a four year old son and cant even say please in Spanish.
Thats poor for four as well.
In actual fact there are quite a few four year olds mentioned on here who can’t speak Spanish

MrOneLung

yeah but I asked Paco how many Spaniards does it take to change a lightbulb and he said Just Juan 

Stig

_MrDick said:

My four year old grandson can’t say please in Spanish. That’s poor for four, isn’t it. 

Very poor as it was only posted here last week

Hal1x

Stig said:

_MrDick said:

My four year old grandson can’t say please in Spanish. That’s poor for four, isn’t it. 

Very poor as it was only posted here last week

are you saying its been posted Juan's again? 

_MrDick

DaveMehmet

_MrDick

I was leaving the house today and the missus said ‘Have you seen the Dog Bowl?’

I said ‘I didn’t know they could play cricket’ 

_MrDick

limeygent

Sillybilly

_MrDick said:

My four year old grandson can’t say please in Spanish. That’s poor for four, isn’t it. 

I posted that one four posts ago!!!

R0TW

FFS it’s getting like Groundhog Day on here.

McBobbin

R0TW said:

FFS it’s getting like Groundhog Day on here.

You can say that again

thai malaysia addick

My four year old granddaughter can’t say please in Dutch that’s Alsjeblieft for four