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  • MrWalker said:
    My wife and I have been arguing a lot because she thinks I’m too pedantic
    So I’ve started drinking.

    She told me, “Alcohol isn’t a solution.”

    “Actually,” I replied “it’s excellent at dissolving many substances.”
    Which means it's excellent at making a solution but it isn't a solution in its own right.

    Pedantic, moi?
  • Duck billed platypus.
    Platypus paid duck.
  • calves liver is up there with any prime meat cut.
  • I’ve just Fostered a child. He wanted Carling to be honest but it was all I had in the fridge. 🍺


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  • A man has been arrested for masturbating in our local library. A police spokesman said ‘we asked him to come quietly’ 
  • Quite topical with the boat race yesterday. 



     
  • I didn't last long as a feather inspector. It made me feel down.
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  • edited April 2023
    Why doesn't a French man have two eggs for breakfast...
    Because one egg is Un Oeuf...🙄



    Now that one is really old!!...
  • If you heard a panic alarm going off at 3pm, don't worry.

    It's just the second half whistle for Spurs at St James Park...
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