I was at the fairground in the queue for the guess your weight stall. When I eventually got to the front the bloke looked at me and said, "About 20 minutes?"
During the summer holidays one of our class was given the school hamster to look after but they’d always die during the break and then someone else had to look after the hamster
A guy gets in an elevator with a very large man. The large man starts talking.
”Hi! I’m 210cm tall, weigh 110kg, have a 40cm-long penis, a right ball that weighs 1kg and a left ball that weighs 1.5kg”
He then puts out a hand and adds “Turner Brown”
All of a sudden the little guy faints. When he wakes up he asks the big guy “What did you say?”
The guy repeats “Hi! I’m 210cm tall, weigh 110kg, have a 40cm-long penis, a right ball which weighs 1kg and a left ball which weighs 1.5kg”. Again he puts out his hand and adds “Turner Brown”.
”Oh’ says the little guy ‘I thought you said turn around!”
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When I eventually got to the front the bloke looked at me and said, "About 20 minutes?"
By appointment to HRH KC III
How the feck am I supposed to know if its raining in Sweden?
”Hi! I’m 210cm tall, weigh 110kg, have a 40cm-long penis, a right ball that weighs 1kg and a left ball that weighs 1.5kg”
He then puts out a hand and adds “Turner Brown”
All of a sudden the little guy faints. When he wakes up he asks the big guy “What did you say?”
The guy repeats “Hi! I’m 210cm tall, weigh 110kg, have a 40cm-long penis, a right ball which weighs 1kg and a left ball which weighs 1.5kg”. Again he puts out his hand and adds “Turner Brown”.
”Oh’ says the little guy ‘I thought you said turn around!”