That Money for Nothing programme. 1) Arthur Smith is possibly the least comedic comedian ever, utterly lame 'jokes' 2) Almost everything is made into a lamp. Just let the poor people throw their shit away
Never normally suffer that badly, cheap supermarket antihistamine and I'm absolutely fine.
But this year has been evil - feel like I've had a blocked nose and puffy eyes etc for weeks now.
Anyone else found it really bad this year?
Interesting, I never use to get it but it has developed over the last few years. I don’t get puffy eyes but bloody sneezing and stuff caught in the back of the throat that make you want to cough up all the time.
On hols recently, eating in the all inclusive buffet style restaurant. Etiquette dictates a top being worn which this particular bloke was adhering to. So why did he consider it necessary to walk around the restaurant without any type of footwear on? No one wanted to see his oversized, bunion ridden plates when they’re trying to eat their lunch.
On hols recently, eating in the all inclusive buffet style restaurant. Etiquette dictates a top being worn which this particular bloke was adhering to. So why did he consider it necessary to walk around the restaurant without any type of footwear on? No one wanted to see his oversized, bunion ridden plates when they’re trying to eat their lunch.
I could probably go into a 1000 word diatribe about food buffets alone. Your post is something to totally rationally get annoyed about
On the topic of public transport, I’m convinced people don’t own headphones anymore. Just endless idiots playing videos etc out loud. Cretins.
Had an argument with some obnoxious tosser on a packed train a couple of years back. He just said he didn't have any headphones so how else was he gonna hear his video? Told him well maybe when you get home. Then what made it worse some dipstick girl came out and said it wasn't bothering her. Well good for you luv but it's bothering me! Half the carriage started chiming in with either for or against it till some UFC looking bloke just told us all to shut up. We duly did. Apart from me as I had to have the last word. Said something along the lines of his phone being put somewhere which would be out of reach of sunshine if it made another sound. The UFC guy gave an agreeing nod but then shook his head to leave it for now.
Contented with the silence I sat back and carried on munching on my smelly pound a pot Chinese. Before chucking it on the floor. 😉
Definitely mentioned this on here before but flies deserve another mention.
I absolutely despise the tossers. They serve no purpose apart from enjoying dog shit.
For a start, who gave them permission to come into my home?
Their buzzing sound makes me incandescent with rage and they now seem to enjoy getting as close to me as possible, just to wind me up. One even landed on my wrist as I was tapping away on my laptop keyboard the other day.
I have purchased what can only be described as an electric tennis racquet and can be seen regularly chasing the mother f****** around the house, displaying prominence in both forehand and backhand techniques.
It has got to the point where I am thinking of giving up my current job so that I can travel the world destroying the winged morons. Only then will I be able to sleep easy.
On a serious note littering pisses the fuck out of me. I was bought up never to do that. Find a bin, if you're near a shop or preferably a pub as it gives you an excuse to go in there and ask them if you can use their bin. Or keep it with you till you can dispose of it.
The worst is people throwing it out of their cars. Remember seeing a driver do just this but he was in heavy traffic. Some bloke picked it up and chucked it back through his open window.
My internet went down yesterday,I called Sky waded through the robotic questions and finall y was advised to visit the Sky helpline website,am I missing something. Also noticed our favourite lady Katie Price is back on the Sun front page,with her mother "revealing all". When will newspapers stop cosying up to this waste of space and bin her forever,we just are not interested.
On a serious note littering pisses the fuck out of me. I was bought up never to do that. Find a bin, if you're near a shop or preferably a pub as it gives you an excuse to go in there and ask them if you can use their bin. Or keep it with you till you can dispose of it.
The worst is people throwing it out of their cars. Remember seeing a driver do just this but he was in heavy traffic. Some bloke picked it up and chucked it back through his open window.
Yeah, I've done that a couple of times with convertibles when I've been out running. Got dogs abuse from the bloke who noticed I'd deposited his coke can onto his back seat.
Not to be advised these days I suppose and my missus always says it'll be a row over littering that'll get me a right hander sooner or later. Can't help myself.
Definitely mentioned this on here before but flies deserve another mention.
I absolutely despise the tossers. They serve no purpose apart from enjoying dog shit.
For a start, who gave them permission to come into my home?
Their buzzing sound makes me incandescent with rage and they now seem to enjoy getting as close to me as possible, just to wind me up. One even landed on my wrist as I was tapping away on my laptop keyboard the other day.
I have purchased what can only be described as an electric tennis racquet and can be seen regularly chasing the mother f****** around the house, displaying prominence in both forehand and backhand techniques.
It has got to the point where I am thinking of giving up my current job so that I can travel the world destroying the winged morons. Only then will I be able to sleep easy.
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1) Arthur Smith is possibly the least comedic comedian ever, utterly lame 'jokes'
2) Almost everything is made into a lamp. Just let the poor people throw their shit away
Never normally suffer that badly, cheap supermarket antihistamine and I'm absolutely fine.
But this year has been evil - feel like I've had a blocked nose and puffy eyes etc for weeks now.
Anyone else found it really bad this year?
Sometimes you get on the train and there's about 20 newspapers on the seats.
I'm Generation X thank you very much!
The amount of Palace shirt wearing twats at Glastonbury
Not seeing a single Charlton shirt being worn at Glastonbury!
Then what made it worse some dipstick girl came out and said it wasn't bothering her. Well good for you luv but it's bothering me!
Half the carriage started chiming in with either for or against it till some UFC looking bloke just told us all to shut up. We duly did. Apart from me as I had to have the last word. Said something along the lines of his phone being put somewhere which would be out of reach of sunshine if it made another sound. The UFC guy gave an agreeing nod but then shook his head to leave it for now.
Contented with the silence I sat back and carried on munching on my smelly pound a pot Chinese. Before chucking it on the floor. 😉
Missed the good old days when the only sounds were people inhaling smoke and rustling newspapers.
I absolutely despise the tossers. They serve no purpose apart from enjoying dog shit.
For a start, who gave them permission to come into my home?
Their buzzing sound makes me incandescent with rage and they now seem to enjoy getting as close to me as possible, just to wind me up. One even landed on my wrist as I was tapping away on my laptop keyboard the other day.
I have purchased what can only be described as an electric tennis racquet and can be seen regularly chasing the mother f****** around the house, displaying prominence in both forehand and backhand techniques.
It has got to the point where I am thinking of giving up my current job so that I can travel the world destroying the winged morons. Only then will I be able to sleep easy.
The worst is people throwing it out of their cars.
Remember seeing a driver do just this but he was in heavy traffic. Some bloke picked it up and chucked it back through his open window.
Also noticed our favourite lady Katie Price is back on the Sun front page,with her mother "revealing all".
When will newspapers stop cosying up to this waste of space and bin her forever,we just are not interested.
Not to be advised these days I suppose and my missus always says it'll be a row over littering that'll get me a right hander sooner or later. Can't help myself.