As far as I know you needn't be Paddy Hopkirk to shop in Asda, so why do so many drivers perform a dramatic rally turn to enter their car park in Bexleyheath?
Don't ever go to Tesco's Woolwich car park then. It is the wacky races down there.
If it's not a Dyson airblade or something of similar quality, don't bother installing it as everyone still walks out with wet hands...
That's if they wash them.
But very often there are three urinals, two basins and one hand dryer. Surely this assumes that only two thirds of people wash their hands, and only half of those bother drying them.
Not a general thing but the new Ketchup advert with Ed Sheeran is annoying when he TAPS THE SIDE OF THE CHUFFING BOTTLE like a fish flapping away trying to get back in the water and ketchup should go everywhere except on the plate ( digitally modified to show ketchup landing on the plate of course ). He can play 4 or 5 different instruments at once but can’t get sauce out of a bottle.
Circle line trains. Twice today (there & back) I waited for almost 10 mins for a circle line train where 2 district line & 3 metropolitan line ones came & went. Ffs !! I used to think the underground was the envy of the world. Not any more.
Circle line trains. Twice today (there & back) I waited for almost 10 mins for a circle line train where 2 district line & 3 metropolitan line ones came & went. Ffs !! I used to think the underground was the envy of the world. Not any more.
That's normal. Circle line is a poorish service. I avoid if I can.
Circle line trains. Twice today (there & back) I waited for almost 10 mins for a circle line train where 2 district line & 3 metropolitan line ones came & went. Ffs !! I used to think the underground was the envy of the world. Not any more.
That's normal. Circle line is a poorish service. I avoid if I can.
Only real way to get from Victoria to Liverpool Street.
Been waiting on a power pack for our reclining chair for 2 months now. Got a call to day the part was in, changed my plans to collect and when I got it home it was the wrong bloody part. Even more annoying was that it broke 2 weeks after the guarantee ran out.
Decided to do some gardening and replaced the wire in my strimmer.
I hadn’t put it in properly and when I went to use it, the wire shot out and strimmed my fucking shin.
Fuck the garden, fuck the chair, I’m having a beer.
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Wembley was brilliant, but can people please stop spouting this shit...
If it's not a Dyson airblade or something of similar quality, don't bother installing it as everyone still walks out with wet hands...
That's if they wash them.
Decided to do some gardening and replaced the wire in my strimmer.
I hadn’t put it in properly and when I went to use it, the wire shot out and strimmed my fucking shin.
Fuck the garden, fuck the chair, I’m having a beer.