Bike lane that replaced the dual carriageway in Albion Road, Bexleyheath. Must have driven along it 5 times a week in last 12 months and only seen 3 bikers in that time. Thanks Boris.
Bike lane that replaced the dual carriageway in Albion Road, Bexleyheath. Must have driven along it 5 times a week in last 12 months and only seen 3 bikers in that time. Thanks Boris.
Just been down it myself today and, once again, no cyclists
Since we don't have a thread about Things That Faintly Amuse You, I'll stick this here: that thing where you know for definite the train won't be arriving for five minutes, but then one person starts running to the platform, and because one person starts running, then everybody starts running. Even though the train isn't there. You can see it isn''t there. People are so easily led.
Since we don't have a thread about Things That Faintly Amuse You, I'll stick this here: that thing where you know for definite the train won't be arriving for five minutes, but then one person starts running to the platform, and because one person starts running, then everybody starts running. Even though the train isn't there. You can see it isn''t there. People are so easily led.
Since we don't have a thread about Things That Faintly Amuse You, I'll stick this here: that thing where you know for definite the train won't be arriving for five minutes, but then one person starts running to the platform, and because one person starts running, then everybody starts running. Even though the train isn't there. You can see it isn''t there. People are so easily led.
On a similar theme, around 11 o'clock this morning in my office, I noticed about 25 people from the various teams across the floor heading into our main meeting room. I hadn't been invited to this meeting and had no idea what it was about, but it looked like it might be something interesting so I decided to sneak in uninvited.
Turns out it was a repeat of a briefing I attended yesterday for the benefit of staff who weren't in the office yesterday. To make matters worse, it was chaired by our Group Director and CEO - I couldn't walk out because that would look odd, and if they saw me and happened to remember that I'd gone to the first one, that would also look odd as they'd be wondering why the f*%k I wanted to listen to the same boring nonsense two days in a row. Spent an hour hiding behind someone's shoulder.
Back to trains, stand at the platform every morning in the exact spot where the doors stop. When the train comes in and starts slowing down, I am then unable to stop myself from following it down the platform and getting on at a completely different door. Weird.
Underwear with days of the week on them. Firstly, if it's adult underwear grow up. And the person to design children's underwear with days of the week on want shooting. Will the child wear underwear from any other day? Will they heck. Can you find the correct day, ever? Hell to the no.
Underwear with days of the week on them. Firstly, if it's adult underwear grow up. And the person to design children's underwear with days of the week on want shooting. Will the child wear underwear from any other day? Will they heck. Can you find the correct day, ever? Hell to the no.
And if you shit your pants on Wednesday, you can't put clean ones on 'til Thursday.
Underwear with days of the week on them. Firstly, if it's adult underwear grow up. And the person to design children's underwear with days of the week on want shooting. Will the child wear underwear from any other day? Will they heck. Can you find the correct day, ever? Hell to the no.
Craig David split up with many of his girlfriends over this.
Utterly ridiculous and a complete waste of time and money.
Whoever is the designer/planner for Becleyheath’s roads deserves a severe shoeing.
That roundabout with the moody pedestrian crossings down by the Bowling Alley of Albion Road is a joke.
I once chatted to a girl (friend of a friend) in a pub who admitted it was her dad that designed it. Lovely lass & would have dated her just so I could have had a word with her dad..............
Back to trains, stand at the platform every morning in the exact spot where the doors stop. When the train comes in and starts slowing down, I am then unable to stop myself from following it down the platform and getting on at a completely different door. Weird.
And back to trains again (Charlton fans? Trains?), when a train arrives on the opposite platform, I judge where the doors will be on my platform so I can get first bagsy on getting on past the children and old ladies, and f*ck me if where I'm standing is right slap bang in the coupling between two bastard carriages, so I have to quickly gauge which carriage to get on, left or right. But it doesn't matter anyway because now I'm last on and the only seat left is between two fat people, and I don't want to squeeze in-between two fat people, one of whom is asleep and the other has got a right sweat on. So I end up standing with the hump all the way.
If you see something that doesn’t look right...see it say it, sorted. Oyster cards without a suitable extension. One for all fellow commuters. Don’t fkn play the same announcement 6 times on one journey!!
If you see something that doesn’t look right...see it say it, sorted. Oyster cards without a suitable extension. One for all fellow commuters. Don’t fkn play the same announcement 6 times on one journey!!
I dont get the announcement that unattended luggage may be destroyed
Is there some kind of machine that destroys luggage?
If you see something that doesn’t look right...see it say it, sorted. Oyster cards without a suitable extension. One for all fellow commuters. Don’t fkn play the same announcement 6 times on one journey!!
I dont get the announcement that unattended luggage may be destroyed
Is there some kind of machine that destroys luggage?
I believe there are several and that this is the best job in the world. Destroying people’s luggage. I would do this for any salary offered...
If you see something that doesn’t look right...see it say it, sorted. Oyster cards without a suitable extension. One for all fellow commuters. Don’t fkn play the same announcement 6 times on one journey!!
I dont get the announcement that unattended luggage may be destroyed
Is there some kind of machine that destroys luggage?
I believe there are several and that this is the best job in the world. Destroying people’s luggage. I would do this for any salary offered...
Especially the ruck sacks that the fuckers wear on the trains.
If you see something that doesn’t look right...see it say it, sorted. Oyster cards without a suitable extension. One for all fellow commuters. Don’t fkn play the same announcement 6 times on one journey!!
I dont get the announcement that unattended luggage may be destroyed
Is there some kind of machine that destroys luggage?
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Whoever is the designer/planner for Becleyheath’s roads deserves a severe shoeing.
Unless they can spell Bexleyheath correctly
https://forum.charltonlife.com/discussion/86040/general-things-that-amuse-you
Turns out it was a repeat of a briefing I attended yesterday for the benefit of staff who weren't in the office yesterday. To make matters worse, it was chaired by our Group Director and CEO - I couldn't walk out because that would look odd, and if they saw me and happened to remember that I'd gone to the first one, that would also look odd as they'd be wondering why the f*%k I wanted to listen to the same boring nonsense two days in a row. Spent an hour hiding behind someone's shoulder.
Craig David split up with many of his girlfriends over this.
Is there some kind of machine that destroys luggage?