If you see something that doesn’t look right...see it say it, sorted. Oyster cards without a suitable extension. One for all fellow commuters. Don’t fkn play the same announcement 6 times on one journey!!
I dont get the announcement that unattended luggage may be destroyed
Is there some kind of machine that destroys luggage?
I believe there are several and that this is the best job in the world. Destroying people’s luggage. I would do this for any salary offered...
Especially the ruck sacks that the fuckers wear on the trains.
If you see something that doesn’t look right...see it say it, sorted. Oyster cards without a suitable extension. One for all fellow commuters. Don’t fkn play the same announcement 6 times on one journey!!
I dont get the announcement that unattended luggage may be destroyed
Is there some kind of machine that destroys luggage?
Me, myself, I....... i knew i shouldn't have done it but against my better judgment I took a peek at the Love Island thread, expecting it to be widely slated. But no, some of the inane shite that adult men are actually writing in there is beyond belief, and as a result i've turned my good mood into one of despondency, all of my own doing....
If you see something that doesn’t look right...see it say it, sorted. Oyster cards without a suitable extension. One for all fellow commuters. Don’t fkn play the same announcement 6 times on one journey!!
I dont get the announcement that unattended luggage may be destroyed
Is there some kind of machine that destroys luggage?
I believe there are several and that this is the best job in the world. Destroying people’s luggage. I would do this for any salary offered...
Especially the ruck sacks that the fuckers wear on the trains.
Don’t forget those who wear rucksacks at gigs. Ffs you’re out to listen to a few tunes not reaching Everest basecamp.
Me, myself, I....... i knew i shouldn't have done it but against my better judgment I took a peek at the Love Island thread, expecting it to be widely slated. But no, some of the inane shite that adult men are actually writing in there is beyond belief, and as a result i've turned my good mood into one of despondency, all of my own doing....
You know you want to go one step further and watch it. Go on, no need to hide your real feelings anymore, we'll be waiting for you over at the thread xx
I must have mentioned this before (probably every year, about this time).
The appalling drivers that descend on Albufeira in July and August from northern Portugal, France and Spain.
However, add to this the disease spreading to locals.
Just one example being last night when a taxi driver pulled out in front of me. As I hit the brakes and swerved to avoid him my forearm conveniently leant on the car horn and gave him a nice long blast. His reaction was bizarre. Often the idiot responsible will shout and gesticulate at the victim in these circumstances, like somehow it is their fault, sometimes they will just look at you angrily or perturbed, one in a million will actually apologise. But this cretin just slowed down and looked at me? Not even a look of disdain, puzzlement or apology. He just looked at me like you might look at a road sign.
Being shite at interviews, had one this week and didn’t get past the first one. My last two jobs were the same, however, things didn’t work out with the successful candidate and I ended up getting the job. Been in my present job for nearly 13 years and it’s time to move on.
Womens' shower 'accoutrements'..... there are only two women in our household, so why are there about 40 bottles of shampoo/gel/conditioner/etc. precariously balanced around the edge of the shower tray? End result, no matter how careful I try to be, is a game of foot skittles as they all fall into the tray....... and every time I hear a distant female voice..... 'are you ok? No, i'm not ok, why can't they just make do with a bar of soap and a small bottle of original vosene?
My son hasnt been feeling too well of late and has a rash over his body, thinking it may be measles or chicken pox decided to take him to the drop in centre this morning to be safe
Whilst waiting in a quarantined area he got restless being held so cried to be let down
These two little kids came over and started pointing in his face shouting that he was a naughty baby, all whilst my poor sod stood there unknowing what they were saying but terrified due to the force of their words - Parents came and got them but no bloody apology or acknowledgement to either me or my wife for leaving my son scared and upset!!
My son hasnt been feeling too well of late and has a rash over his body, thinking it may be measles or chicken pox decided to take him to the drop in centre this morning to be safe
Whilst waiting in a quarantined area he got restless being held so cried to be let down
These two little kids came over and started pointing in his face shouting that he was a naughty baby, all whilst my poor sod stood there unknowing what they were saying but terrified due to the force of their words - Parents came and got them but no bloody apology or acknowledgement to either me or my wife for leaving my son scared and upset!!
Let’s hope the little fuckers caught something nasty while they were there.
Call them up for advice on the rash (as was last night when it first appeared) - Son was asleep during the call (10pm) yet was forced to wake him as they refused to talk to me whilst he was "unconsious", only managed to wake him up for a few minutes before he fell asleep again which I explained to the little prick on the phone
Just got a response that if we couldnt keep him awake then he'd be classed as unconsious and an ambulance would be despatched
In the end put the phone down as they refused to think that a baby @ 10pm would be exhausted and would so want to sleep - I get the fact that these people are just reading from a script but surely there is a strong difference between someone being unconsious and sleeping, i.e. fair enough if the person wasnt responding when you try to wake them then their unconsious, if they're waking briefly and then falling straight back to sleep then its just an indication of tiredness... Really winds me up as would have potentially resulted in an ambulance being called for no reason when all me and my wife wanted was some advice!!
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Don’t forget those who wear rucksacks at gigs. Ffs you’re out to listen to a few tunes not reaching Everest basecamp.
The appalling drivers that descend on Albufeira in July and August from northern Portugal, France and Spain.
However, add to this the disease spreading to locals.
Just one example being last night when a taxi driver pulled out in front of me. As I hit the brakes and swerved to avoid him my forearm conveniently leant on the car horn and gave him a nice long blast. His reaction was bizarre. Often the idiot responsible will shout and gesticulate at the victim in these circumstances, like somehow it is their fault, sometimes they will just look at you angrily or perturbed, one in a million will actually apologise. But this cretin just slowed down and looked at me? Not even a look of disdain, puzzlement or apology. He just looked at me like you might look at a road sign.
Twat.
Whilst waiting in a quarantined area he got restless being held so cried to be let down
These two little kids came over and started pointing in his face shouting that he was a naughty baby, all whilst my poor sod stood there unknowing what they were saying but terrified due to the force of their words - Parents came and got them but no bloody apology or acknowledgement to either me or my wife for leaving my son scared and upset!!
Call them up for advice on the rash (as was last night when it first appeared) - Son was asleep during the call (10pm) yet was forced to wake him as they refused to talk to me whilst he was "unconsious", only managed to wake him up for a few minutes before he fell asleep again which I explained to the little prick on the phone
Just got a response that if we couldnt keep him awake then he'd be classed as unconsious and an ambulance would be despatched
In the end put the phone down as they refused to think that a baby @ 10pm would be exhausted and would so want to sleep - I get the fact that these people are just reading from a script but surely there is a strong difference between someone being unconsious and sleeping, i.e. fair enough if the person wasnt responding when you try to wake them then their unconsious, if they're waking briefly and then falling straight back to sleep then its just an indication of tiredness... Really winds me up as would have potentially resulted in an ambulance being called for no reason when all me and my wife wanted was some advice!!
Thankfully was just the fact he'd had a virus and the rash was his defence mechanism showing it was fighting it off
But had it been more serious was fully prepared to bypass 111 and call 999 instantly
Its a bit like Russian roulette when its your kids health is at risk