General things that Annoy you

buckshee

MrOneLung said:

You make it sound like it closes like the Millennium Stadium which it doesnt.

there is a small portion that slides back to allow sunlight on the pitch.

Yeah because I really thought it had a roof that was closed ALL THE TIME!

Jeez.

IdleHans

charltonkeston said:

Algarveaddick said:

snowinberlin said:

AllHailTheHen said:

Others have probably mentioned something similar but the staggering inability of everyone else in my household to competenly load even one fecking item into the dishwasher.

I don't understand dishwashers 

My bird has one, the amount of time you have to faff around with it you could have washed it up yourself.  And you also have to wait days to fill it up meaning there's nothing clean and you almost resort to the paper plates. 

My in-laws also have one. Pa-in-law, being inspector gadget, has to have every mod con, and in fairness it's a good dishwasher. But, even when we are staying and there's four of us in the house, I have to keep opening it up to find a mug and then hand wash it myself after a couple of days as we wait for the day a full wash is ready. Never seen the need for one unless you have a big family, as you say - it's quicker to just do it by hand.       

I don’t like washing up and I use my dishwasher as a bit of a cupboard. There is only the two of us now, sometimes we don’t wash up for days on end. 

Please tell me you don't mean you and the dishwasher

charltonkeston

IdleHans said:

charltonkeston said:

Algarveaddick said:

snowinberlin said:

AllHailTheHen said:

Others have probably mentioned something similar but the staggering inability of everyone else in my household to competenly load even one fecking item into the dishwasher.

I don't understand dishwashers 

My bird has one, the amount of time you have to faff around with it you could have washed it up yourself.  And you also have to wait days to fill it up meaning there's nothing clean and you almost resort to the paper plates. 

My in-laws also have one. Pa-in-law, being inspector gadget, has to have every mod con, and in fairness it's a good dishwasher. But, even when we are staying and there's four of us in the house, I have to keep opening it up to find a mug and then hand wash it myself after a couple of days as we wait for the day a full wash is ready. Never seen the need for one unless you have a big family, as you say - it's quicker to just do it by hand.       

I don’t like washing up and I use my dishwasher as a bit of a cupboard. There is only the two of us now, sometimes we don’t wash up for days on end. 

Please tell me you don't mean you and the dishwasher

I love my dishwasher 

Greenie

charltonkeston said:

IdleHans said:

charltonkeston said:

Algarveaddick said:

snowinberlin said:

AllHailTheHen said:

Others have probably mentioned something similar but the staggering inability of everyone else in my household to competenly load even one fecking item into the dishwasher.

I don't understand dishwashers 

My bird has one, the amount of time you have to faff around with it you could have washed it up yourself.  And you also have to wait days to fill it up meaning there's nothing clean and you almost resort to the paper plates. 

My in-laws also have one. Pa-in-law, being inspector gadget, has to have every mod con, and in fairness it's a good dishwasher. But, even when we are staying and there's four of us in the house, I have to keep opening it up to find a mug and then hand wash it myself after a couple of days as we wait for the day a full wash is ready. Never seen the need for one unless you have a big family, as you say - it's quicker to just do it by hand.       

I don’t like washing up and I use my dishwasher as a bit of a cupboard. There is only the two of us now, sometimes we don’t wash up for days on end. 

Please tell me you don't mean you and the dishwasher

I love my dishwasher 

I married mine.

Algarveaddick

charltonkeston said:

Algarveaddick said:

snowinberlin said:

AllHailTheHen said:

Others have probably mentioned something similar but the staggering inability of everyone else in my household to competenly load even one fecking item into the dishwasher.

I don't understand dishwashers 

My bird has one, the amount of time you have to faff around with it you could have washed it up yourself.  And you also have to wait days to fill it up meaning there's nothing clean and you almost resort to the paper plates. 

My in-laws also have one. Pa-in-law, being inspector gadget, has to have every mod con, and in fairness it's a good dishwasher. But, even when we are staying and there's four of us in the house, I have to keep opening it up to find a mug and then hand wash it myself after a couple of days as we wait for the day a full wash is ready. Never seen the need for one unless you have a big family, as you say - it's quicker to just do it by hand.       

I don’t like washing up and I use my dishwasher as a bit of a cupboard. There is only the two of us now, sometimes we don’t wash up for days on end. 

A cupboard for dirty plates and cutlery?   

jondon76

Fking Rickshaws!!! and cyclists

DaveMehmet

My wife agreeing to look after the school guinea pigs at half term. They f*****g stink.

clb74

DaveMehmet said:

My wife agreeing to look after the school guinea pigs at half term. They f*****g stink.

Not as much as you after sunday

cafcdave123

DaveMehmet said:

My wife agreeing to look after the school guinea pigs at half term. They f*****g stink.

FANnotCUSTOMER

THANK YOU FOR CALLING CHARLTON ATHLETIC FOOTBALL CLUB, UNFORTUNATELY THIS QUEUE IF FULL................................. If I hear it one more time I will be signing it on Sunday when we are 3 nil up ;-)

cafcdave123

FANnotCUSTOMER said:

THANK YOU FOR CALLING CHARLTON ATHLETIC FOOTBALL CLUB, UNFORTUNATELY THIS QUEUE IF FULL................................. If I hear it one more time I will be signing it on Sunday when we are 3 nil up ;-)

to the tune of maybe its because im a londoner..


Thank you for calling Charlton football cub, unfortunately the queue is full...

ForeverAddickted

The fact I've come down with a bloody cold right before Sunday!!

Just hope it shifts beforehand!!... Not going to stay away from Wembley but would rather not be having to blow my nose every five mins!!

stackitsteve

ForeverAddickted said:

The fact I've come down with a bloody cold right before Sunday!!

Just hope it shifts beforehand!!... Not going to stay away from Wembley but would rather not be having to blow my nose every five mins!!

I’ve had a cold the last few of days. Was weirdly grateful when I felt shit on Monday as I had “I’ll be better by Sunday” in mind. Improved now but still not great. Typical timing. 

SuedeAdidas

cafcdave123 said:

DaveMehmet said:

My wife agreeing to look after the school guinea pigs at half term. They f*****g stink.

“I hope snogging with SPG counts”

Covered End

stackitsteve said:

ForeverAddickted said:

The fact I've come down with a bloody cold right before Sunday!!

Just hope it shifts beforehand!!... Not going to stay away from Wembley but would rather not be having to blow my nose every five mins!!

I’ve had a cold the last few of days. Was weirdly grateful when I felt shit on Monday as I had “I’ll be better by Sunday” in mind. Improved now but still not great. Typical timing. 

A few beers will sort you out on Sunday.

man_at_milletts

DaveMehmet said:

My wife agreeing to look after the school guinea pigs at half term. They f*****g stink.

You're not cooking them right.  Slow braise with carrots and onions. Similar to squirrels

ricky_otto

DaveMehmet said:

My wife agreeing to look after the school guinea pigs at half term. They f*****g stink.

Imagine how they are going to feel after having to watch you pulling yourself to pieces for the entire week. 

JaShea99

FANnotCUSTOMER said:

THANK YOU FOR CALLING CHARLTON ATHLETIC FOOTBALL CLUB, UNFORTUNATELY THIS QUEUE IF FULL................................. If I hear it one more time I will be signing it on Sunday when we are 3 nil up ;-)

That would be a really weird signature.

muppetman

ForeverAddickted said:

The fact I've come down with a bloody cold right before Sunday!!

Just hope it shifts beforehand!!... Not going to stay away from Wembley but would rather not be having to blow my nose every five mins!!

Try Contacts, (the cold and flu remedy) they always work for me.

Greenie

The bbc news sport bulletin just now, they lead with Celtic doing a treble treble, Phil Neville getting nutmegged by one of his women’s team, some cricketer hurting his finger, a rugby match where there will be over 30,000 people there.....not one mention that it is play off weekend. Unbelievable!
Where do they get these useless journos!

StigThundercock

Pissed up mouth breathing plastic Addick on the jubilee out of Wembley last night in loco parentis his own 5 y.o. daughter, obscenely mugging off a protest shirt wearer. You’re a shambling disgrace and waste of oxygen, your poor kid has no chance with you as a role model.  You don’t ‘get’ the protest, fine, so what?  Keep your prejudice and your profane invective to yourself.  Good to see the black&white clad chap was classy enough to blank you and leave you hanging in your own pitiful ignorance, to the quiet amusement of all others present.
Do us all a favour, stay home in future, you’ll humiliate yourself a bit less there.

StigThundercock

FANnotCUSTOMER said:

THANK YOU FOR CALLING CHARLTON ATHLETIC FOOTBALL CLUB, UNFORTUNATELY THIS QUEUE IF FULL................................. If I hear it one more time I will be signing it on Sunday when we are 3 nil up ;-)

Good of you to learn signing to share the communication with our hearing impaired neighbours 

Anna_Kissed

https://twitter.com/AnimalAid/status/1132635451783884800

Stig

Lolo rosso
Garden umbrellas
Pre-moulded electrical plugs

RedPanda

Cryptic thread titles. Usually just a name so you have no idea whether it’s going to be inane, if someone has died, or somewhere in the middle.

PopIcon

When you got to touch something on your screen and ad advert pops and in that split second it takes your brain to process where to press the screen has moved and you inadvertently press something else.

Happens all the flipping time...

DaveMehmet

PopIcon said:

When you got to touch something on your screen and ad advert pops and in that split second it takes your brain to process where to press the screen has moved and you 'inadvertently' press BBW.

Happens all the flipping time...

i_b_b_o_r_g

PopIcon said:

When you got to touch something on your screen and ad advert pops and in that split second it takes your brain to process where to press the screen has moved and you inadvertently press something else.

Happens all the flipping time...

Me an all mate, but that's what happens surfing the net with only one hand available

; )

Algarveaddick

Covered End

PopIcon said:

When you got to touch something on your screen and ad advert pops and in that split second it takes your brain to process where to press the screen has moved and you inadvertently press something else.

Happens all the flipping time...

You need Adblocker Ultimate.