When you queue up for 15 mins at the Royal Mail collection office to pick up an item that couldn't be delivered because the full postage wasn't paid by the sender and then find out it was only a Christmas card without a stamp! Then when you open it you find out it was from someone on here!
That’s cracked me up. I might start doing that to a few people
this probably annoys me more than it should- people saying 'happy christmas'. it's 'merry christmas' ffs
not to Christians its not. "merry" meaning drunk is not "on" for those who have a faith. I was always told that it was a happy xmas & a merry new year.
GTFO
a) there was a Vicar of Dibley episode called Merry Christmas
When you queue up for 15 mins at the Royal Mail collection office to pick up an item that couldn't be delivered because the full postage wasn't paid by the sender and then find out it was only a Christmas card without a stamp! Then when you open it you find out it was from someone on here!
People who do that should have their balls cut off, shouldn't they Dave Storrey?
The (UK) post office not giving a fuck about the empty envelope they delivered which originally contained programmes for me from our very own DA9... Thanks anyway El!
When you queue up for 15 mins at the Royal Mail collection office to pick up an item that couldn't be delivered because the full postage wasn't paid by the sender and then find out it was only a Christmas card without a stamp! Then when you open it you find out it was from someone on here!
People who do that should have their balls cut off, shouldn't they Dave Storrey?
Especially females (particularly the ones @ElfsborgAddick likes)
Close me eyes for 2 minutes some how f@cking home alone worked its way on the tele.
Careless behaviour. It’s you house, your front room and your TV - which means it’s your remote. Looks like whoever did it has rolled your over and tickled your belly.....
.....and in a predominately Crystal Palace run household as well.
Man the f@ck up.
You can buy be beer at Southend and i’ll Give you some advice so you can avoid such shame again.
Close me eyes for 2 minutes some how f@cking home alone worked its way on the tele.
Careless behaviour. It’s you house, your front room and your TV - which means it’s your remote. Looks like whoever did it has rolled your over and tickled your belly.....
.....and in a predominately Crystal Palace run household as well.
Man the f@ck up.
You can buy be beer at Southend and i’ll Give you some advice so you can avoid such shame again.
Not at Southend mate Up until this week I've had to put up with a Crystal palace gnome in the house
When you queue up for 15 mins at the Royal Mail collection office to pick up an item that couldn't be delivered because the full postage wasn't paid by the sender and then find out it was only a Christmas card without a stamp! Then when you open it you find out it was from someone on here!
I have to put my hand up that I have done that this year, and to somebody on this Forum. However, I don't think it's you Riviera.
Just seen that advert where they’ve got messi pharrel and pogba and other sports and music celebrities talking round a table. Can taste the vomit in my mouth
When you queue up for 15 mins at the Royal Mail collection office to pick up an item that couldn't be delivered because the full postage wasn't paid by the sender and then find out it was only a Christmas card without a stamp! Then when you open it you find out it was from someone on here!
I'd just like to point out that the perpetrator has since delivered more than £2 worth of stamps to my house! Silly arse! ;-)
People who decide it would be a great idea to go Christmas shopping at Bluewater on the 23rd December which causes miles of tailback traffic on the A2.
Edit: it appears to be a bit of a bad accident instead. Two ambulances have gone past so far. Hopefully it's nothing serious this close to Christmas.
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Be interesting if the guilty party owns up!
Apologies anyway.
a) there was a Vicar of Dibley episode called Merry Christmas
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b)
.....and in a predominately Crystal Palace run household as well.
Man the f@ck up.
You can buy be beer at Southend and i’ll Give you some advice so you can avoid such shame again.
Up until this week I've had to put up with a Crystal palace gnome in the house
However, I don't think it's you Riviera.
(Walks away in an ashamed manner)
Well it bloody well isn't there now!
Edit: it appears to be a bit of a bad accident instead. Two ambulances have gone past so far. Hopefully it's nothing serious this close to Christmas.