Management speak. Hoisting it up the flagpole to see how it flies. Taking a Helicopter view. Ball park figure. Joined up thinking. Kick it around the playground. Blue sky thinking. This utter crap is spouted by many people who don't know what they are talking about.
Uber - drivers please don't accept a job then procede to sit there for 10 minutes whilst im waiting to get somewhere, was heading up town yesterday lunch at oxo tower then around borough for drinks, was meant to get a 13.46 train so ordered an uber leaving up 30 mins to get there ( drive is about 10 mins with slight traffic ) driver accepts the job and no movement, tried calling but the driver was deaf/hard of hearing so didnt accept calls, cancelled the uber got charged £5 for the privilege and drove to the station, missed the train by a minute so popped into the railway ( bexley ) for a pint quite nice. spoke to uber and they refunded the cancellation fee.
before i get told - you shouldnt use uber i tried 3 local cab firms who had nothing avaiable.
I guess Alan McCormack must work for Uber now...
Moment he heard you wanted to go to the OXO Tower he probably froze in terror like a rabbit caught in headlights
shit customer service - in this instance its boux avenue, got some pyjamas for the mrs for xmas ordered them on 24th november got a despatch email on the 30th then on the 9th december get an email saying there out of stock we have refunded you - go online there still available and no refund has been processed, have emailed them no response have tried calling and a 20 minute wait with there repetitive call hold music was enough, useless shower of shit and its owned by that millwall C*** theo paphitis.
They have a shop at Bluewater.. Maybe try going there and giving the staff some grief..........you may even be able to but a pair whilst you're there.
some air max, sovereign wearing, swear on my nans grave scummy fucker on the train yesterday that was pissing out of the door at the station, if it was 11 bells at night not make it right but its understandable after a skinful, but this was about 7, kids about and families coming home from days out.
Football teams doing their level best to let Palace & W.Ham stay up this season. Leicester caved in on Saturday & now Swansea, after being 1-0 up at Everton, give 2 pens away and eventually lose 3-1
Football teams doing their level best to let Palace & W.Ham stay up this season. Leicester caved in on Saturday & now Swansea, after being 1-0 up at Everton, give 2 pens away and eventually lose 3-1
Swansea didnt look great either... Didnt help losing Bony but they looked toothless in attack
Worst of all they've got Palace next - Be surprised if they pick anything up then either
Adverts that use the expression: 'For the best Christmas ever'! How do they know what all your Christmases are like? Advertising their tacky products designed to look like designer gear or buffet food for a £1! Get real.
The senior partner coming into the work khazi to brush his teeth just as I'm about to clear last night's curry. There's no way I could hold on, so can't have been all that pleasant for him.
The senior partner coming into the work khazi to brush his teeth just as I'm about to clear last night's curry. There's no way I could hold on, so can't have been all that pleasant for him.
That serves him right, toilets are for going to the toilet in primarily
The senior partner coming into the work khazi to brush his teeth just as I'm about to clear last night's curry. There's no way I could hold on, so can't have been all that pleasant for him.
That serves him right, toilets are for going to the toilet in primarily
Comments
Moment he heard you wanted to go to the OXO Tower he probably froze in terror like a rabbit caught in headlights
Worst of all they've got Palace next - Be surprised if they pick anything up then either