To be fair if charlton were recruiting a striker and me, bexley dan and Simon church interviewed for the role, I would obviously be the best candidate but you would want a few more trialists to compare the best of that bunch with.
When you synchronise your pisses with someone else, either at work or the pub. That awkward moment when you follow them into the khazi for the 3rd time in a day.
It sounds as though you deliberately synchronise your pees with someone else then feel embarrassed. Have you considered counselling?
When you synchronise your pisses with someone else, either at work or the pub. That awkward moment when you follow them into the khazi for the 3rd time in a day.
It sounds as though you deliberately synchronise your pees with someone else then feel embarrassed. Have you considered counselling?
The worst part is when both of you have stood up at the same time and in the brief few seconds it takes both of you to walk to the 'point of no return' you're hoping the other will break off their attacking run first then when you realise they're going in it's too late for you to terminate your approach without looking like a weirdo.
I imagine that's how RAF pilots feel when they both lock onto the same target.
Two separate people sat opposite me today stuffing their faces from a greasy Greggs bag. Sat scowling at them. Regular occurrence on the Woolwich dlr. I think eating stinking food on public transport really unsociable... perfectly acceptable after 9pm leathered of course.
Getting home from work last night to find a sign that says the UK Power Network will be closing my road for two nights at the end of the month... No note through the door to explain why and its going to make the area hell because its already mission impossible to find a parking space if you get home as late as 7pm in the evening.
To make matters worse its going to start on 28th November so god knows where I'll park when I get home from the Peterborough match at 10:30pm that evening!!
Someone offering me a cup of tea, me saying I'm fine and I'll get myself a drink when I've finished what I'm doing, them getting me one anyway and it tasting fucking horrible.
Someone offering me a cup of tea, me saying I'm fine and I'll get myself a drink when I've finished what I'm doing, them getting me one anyway and it tasting fucking horrible.
Sure they didnt piss in it to show how ungrateful you were?
Someone offering me a cup of tea, me saying I'm fine and I'll get myself a drink when I've finished what I'm doing, them getting me one anyway and it tasting fucking horrible.
Sure they didnt piss in it to show how ungrateful you were?
I'm honestly not sure, it wasn't a case of not being how I take my tea, it tasted awful
Someone offering me a cup of tea, me saying I'm fine and I'll get myself a drink when I've finished what I'm doing, them getting me one anyway and it tasting fucking horrible.
Sure they didnt piss in it to show how ungrateful you were?
I'm honestly not sure, it wasn't a case of not being how I take my tea, it tasted awful
Someone offering me a cup of tea, me saying I'm fine and I'll get myself a drink when I've finished what I'm doing, them getting me one anyway and it tasting fucking horrible.
Sure they didnt piss in it to show how ungrateful you were?
I'm honestly not sure, it wasn't a case of not being how I take my tea, it tasted awful
That used to really piss me off, you'd get people who wouldn't wash the cups, people who'd squeeze the shit out of the tea bag so much you'd have a sort of oil slick on the top of the brew.
I pride myself on making an excellent cup of shoosh and being made a dirty one upsets me. Towards the end of my time in my last job I came close to losing my temper a couple of times about the lack of cleanliness of the tea and coffee area and general laziness.
So id stick on my own, which may sound unsociable but all my apprentices were taught how to make a perfect brew and good cleanliness discipline yet blokes who'd been on the job years couldn't make a decent cup of shoosh. I'm getting annoyed thinking about it actually
Someone offering me a cup of tea, me saying I'm fine and I'll get myself a drink when I've finished what I'm doing, them getting me one anyway and it tasting fucking horrible.
Sure they didnt piss in it to show how ungrateful you were?
I'm honestly not sure, it wasn't a case of not being how I take my tea, it tasted awful
That used to really piss me off, you'd get people who wouldn't wash the cups, people who'd squeeze the shit out of the tea bag so much you'd have a sort of oil slick on the top of the brew.
I pride myself on making an excellent cup of shoosh and being made a dirty one upsets me. Towards the end of my time in my last job I came close to losing my temper a couple of times about the lack of cleanliness of the tea and coffee area and general laziness.
So id stick on my own, which may sound unsociable but all my apprentices were taught how to make a perfect brew and good cleanliness discipline yet blokes who'd been on the job years couldn't make a decent cup of shoosh. I'm getting annoyed thinking about it actually
Someone offering me a cup of tea, me saying I'm fine and I'll get myself a drink when I've finished what I'm doing, them getting me one anyway and it tasting fucking horrible.
Is that you Katie? Tone when the lady says she don't want a brew. She don't want a brew, now be a love and pop over Macros the fig rolls are on special this week!
Someone offering me a cup of tea, me saying I'm fine and I'll get myself a drink when I've finished what I'm doing, them getting me one anyway and it tasting fucking horrible.
I almost always offer at work. Rarely accepted. No one else offers. And then I just make myself a cuppa without asking and get passive aggressive shit. "Ooh I'd love a cup but no one asked." Just fuck off and grow up.
Someone offering me a cup of tea, me saying I'm fine and I'll get myself a drink when I've finished what I'm doing, them getting me one anyway and it tasting fucking horrible.
Sure they didnt piss in it to show how ungrateful you were?
I'm honestly not sure, it wasn't a case of not being how I take my tea, it tasted awful
That used to really piss me off, you'd get people who wouldn't wash the cups, people who'd squeeze the shit out of the tea bag so much you'd have a sort of oil slick on the top of the brew.
I pride myself on making an excellent cup of shoosh and being made a dirty one upsets me. Towards the end of my time in my last job I came close to losing my temper a couple of times about the lack of cleanliness of the tea and coffee area and general laziness.
So id stick on my own, which may sound unsociable but all my apprentices were taught how to make a perfect brew and good cleanliness discipline yet blokes who'd been on the job years couldn't make a decent cup of shoosh. I'm getting annoyed thinking about it actually
This, this, this
One bloke here switches the cups up when he makes a round, so there is the added lottery of someone else's spit, germs or worse the dregs of coffee in my tea. I've called him out and he claims he just can't remember which is which.
Same bloke - won't touch the milk if it's on it's use by date. Happy to drink coffee dregs and spit, but won't touch perfectly good milk.
I never thought i'd say it but...the youth of today have no idea.
W@nkers In lifts at work - particularly the ones that have no spacial awareness, bump in to you, bash you with their bag and step on your feet. Then they get out of the lift and continue their conversation after they have got out of the lift with somebody that is still in it and stop the doors closing to do so.
W@nkers In lifts at work - particularly the ones that have no spacial awareness, bump in to you, bash you with their bag and step on your feet. Then they get out of the lift and continue their conversation after they have got out of the lift with somebody that is still in it and stop the doors closing to do so.
This - I just say, can you let go of the doors please and smile as they give me a dirty look.
W@nkers In lifts at work - particularly the ones that have no spacial awareness, bump in to you, bash you with their bag and step on your feet. Then they get out of the lift and continue their conversation after they have got out of the lift with somebody that is still in it and stop the doors closing to do so.
Either that or you all get out of the lift at the same time yet the people in front move at the speed of a sloth meaning you cant get around them!!
W@nkers In lifts at work - particularly the ones that have no spacial awareness, bump in to you, bash you with their bag and step on your feet. Then they get out of the lift and continue their conversation after they have got out of the lift with somebody that is still in it and stop the doors closing to do so.
Someone offering me a cup of tea, me saying I'm fine and I'll get myself a drink when I've finished what I'm doing, them getting me one anyway and it tasting fucking horrible.
Sure they didnt piss in it to show how ungrateful you were?
I'm honestly not sure, it wasn't a case of not being how I take my tea, it tasted awful
That used to really piss me off, you'd get people who wouldn't wash the cups, people who'd squeeze the shit out of the tea bag so much you'd have a sort of oil slick on the top of the brew.
I pride myself on making an excellent cup of shoosh and being made a dirty one upsets me. Towards the end of my time in my last job I came close to losing my temper a couple of times about the lack of cleanliness of the tea and coffee area and general laziness.
So id stick on my own, which may sound unsociable but all my apprentices were taught how to make a perfect brew and good cleanliness discipline yet blokes who'd been on the job years couldn't make a decent cup of shoosh. I'm getting annoyed thinking about it actually
Seriously! Grown adults arguing about how offensive a sausage roll portraying jesus clearly haven't seen this:
Thought the same thing about the Tesco ad. When I first heard there was an outrage I thought Tesco had run an ad where grotesque Ottoman soldiers were carving up a cooked baby Jesus whilst singing death to the West, given the level of outrage been given off from the usual quarters. Turns out a headscarf appears on the screen for about half a second. How many headscarves to do you see in the nativity scene?
Seriously! Grown adults arguing about how offensive a sausage roll portraying jesus clearly haven't seen this:
Thought the same thing about the Tesco ad. When I first heard there was an outrage I thought Tesco had run an ad where grotesque Ottoman soldiers were carving up a cooked baby Jesus whilst singing death to the West, given the level of outrage been given off from the usual quarters. Turns out a headscarf appears on the screen for about half a second. How many headscarves to do you see in the nativity scene?
I had to go back and re-watch the ad on youtube to see what you were on about. I hadn't even noticed any headscarves.
Taking a look on the comments section of youtube makes you realise just how prejudiced against Islam the world is these days.
We can thank the extremists and easily led for that.
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I imagine that's how RAF pilots feel when they both lock onto the same target.
Two separate people sat opposite me today stuffing their faces from a greasy Greggs bag. Sat scowling at them. Regular occurrence on the Woolwich dlr. I think eating stinking food on public transport really unsociable... perfectly acceptable after 9pm leathered of course.
To make matters worse its going to start on 28th November so god knows where I'll park when I get home from the Peterborough match at 10:30pm that evening!!
I pride myself on making an excellent cup of shoosh and being made a dirty one upsets me. Towards the end of my time in my last job I came close to losing my temper a couple of times about the lack of cleanliness of the tea and coffee area and general laziness.
So id stick on my own, which may sound unsociable but all my apprentices were taught how to make a perfect brew and good cleanliness discipline yet blokes who'd been on the job years couldn't make a decent cup of shoosh. I'm getting annoyed thinking about it actually
Tone when the lady says she don't want a brew. She don't want a brew, now be a love and pop over Macros the fig rolls are on special this week!
And then I just make myself a cuppa without asking and get passive aggressive shit. "Ooh I'd love a cup but no one asked."
Just fuck off and grow up.
Seriously! Grown adults arguing about how offensive a sausage roll portraying jesus clearly haven't seen this:
One bloke here switches the cups up when he makes a round, so there is the added lottery of someone else's spit, germs or worse the dregs of coffee in my tea. I've called him out and he claims he just can't remember which is which.
Same bloke - won't touch the milk if it's on it's use by date. Happy to drink coffee dregs and spit, but won't touch perfectly good milk.
I never thought i'd say it but...the youth of today have no idea.
Taking a look on the comments section of youtube makes you realise just how prejudiced against Islam the world is these days.
We can thank the extremists and easily led for that.