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  • cabbles
    cabbles Posts: 15,254
    ross1 said:

    cabbles said:

    Work work work work work work work work work work ad infinitum

    Only until you retire, sometimes it is good being an old fart
    I'd bloody love to retire. Unfortunately I'm 33
  • man_at_milletts
    man_at_milletts Posts: 5,620
    cabbles said:

    ross1 said:

    cabbles said:

    Work work work work work work work work work work ad infinitum

    Only until you retire, sometimes it is good being an old fart
    I'd bloody love to retire. Unfortunately I'm 33
    21.5 days to go. Not that I'm counting.
  • cabbles
    cabbles Posts: 15,254
    man_at_milletts said:

    cabbles said:

    ross1 said:

    cabbles said:

    Work work work work work work work work work work ad infinitum

    Only until you retire, sometimes it is good being an old fart
    I'd bloody love to retire. Unfortunately I'm 33
    21.5 days to go. Not that I'm counting.
    I predict increased activity from Man at Milletts on CL in 22 days time
  • man_at_milletts
    man_at_milletts Posts: 5,620
    cabbles said:

    man_at_milletts said:

    cabbles said:

    ross1 said:

    cabbles said:

    Work work work work work work work work work work ad infinitum

    Only until you retire, sometimes it is good being an old fart
    I'd bloody love to retire. Unfortunately I'm 33
    21.5 days to go. Not that I'm counting.
    I predict increased activity from Man at Milletts on CL in 22 days time
    I doubt it. By the time I've rearranged my sock drawer, put my coloured pencils into alphabetical order and given myself a P45, I don't think I'll have time.



  • suzisausage
    suzisausage Posts: 11,502
    man_at_milletts said:

    Women's handbags.

    You know, the ones with the secret trapdoor that swallows up their mobile phone and house keys, which means they never answer your calls or you're kept standing in the f*****g rain while they faff about trying to open the door.

    Sort it aht girls!

    Try opening the door yourself?
  • suzisausage
    suzisausage Posts: 11,502
    suzisausage said:

    man_at_milletts said:

    Women's handbags.

    You know, the ones with the secret trapdoor that swallows up their mobile phone and house keys, which means they never answer your calls or you're kept standing in the f*****g rain while they faff about trying to open the door.

    Sort it aht girls!

    Try opening the door yourself?
    oh and carry an umbrella so you don't get wet.
  • iaitch
    iaitch Posts: 10,217
    But surely carrying an umbrella and opening a door is multitasking which only women can do....or so they tell us.
  • man_at_milletts
    man_at_milletts Posts: 5,620
    No, Suzi has a good point here chaps. If the bloke were to hold the umbrella, it would facilitate a good faffing around in the handbag looking for the keys, while keeping both parties dry.

  • nth_london_addick
    nth_london_addick Posts: 35,919
    No man should ever hold his own umbrella, that's what the ladies are for, all women can multi task so ensuring that her man doesn't get wet whilst faffing about looking for her keys should be easy peasy
  • Bryan_Kynsie
    Bryan_Kynsie Posts: 2,179
    Try getting a porch?
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  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    edited August 2015
    guinnessaddick said:

    brogib said:

    JorgeCosta said:

    Personalised number plates that make no sense! I moved to Essex last year - the UK capital of personalised number plates (no offence meant) but every one has rubbish like my mate's K3V JU (Kevin and Julie!)

    My pal, who's called A408 DMV, managed to get an exact match
    Surprised, no one has been snapping up, VA11EY • Only £599 with DVLA.
    I was tempted but I'm waiting for the Ground move so I can get GR33NW1CH P3N1NSULA
  • man_at_milletts
    man_at_milletts Posts: 5,620
    Bryan_Kynsie said:

    Try getting a porch?

    You haven't thought this through Bryan. That's another door to open!
  • man_at_milletts
    man_at_milletts Posts: 5,620
    nth london addick said:

    No man should ever hold his own umbrella, that's what the ladies are for, all women can multi task so ensuring that her man doesn't get wet whilst faffing about looking for her keys should be easy peasy

    That's so true NLA.

    I was nearly 18 years old before I could get female to hold mine, and it was only then that I discovered it was telescopic.

  • Fiiish
    Fiiish Posts: 7,998
    Watching movies on your television and they are barely audible and too dark, meaning you have to fanny about turning the brightness up and turning the volume to max, then when you switch back to regular telly it is too bright and too loud!

    Do the people that make the DVDs or put these things on Sky not realise that I don't watch movies in my own personal blacked out cinema with super surround sound?!
  • AddickUpNorth
    AddickUpNorth Posts: 8,325
    People who NEVER concede that they just might be wrong, even if doing so would help them get what they want.
  • nth_london_addick
    nth_london_addick Posts: 35,919
    AddickUpNorth said:

    People who NEVER concede that they just might be wrong, even if doing so would help them get what they want.

    Women never learn mate 8)
  • thai malaysia addick
    thai malaysia addick Posts: 18,332
    People who can't make decisions. On the other hand, they are ok really.
  • nth_london_addick
    nth_london_addick Posts: 35,919
    Are you sure
  • ross1
    ross1 Posts: 50,974
    I used to be indecisive, but now I am not so sure
  • cabbles
    cabbles Posts: 15,254
    ross1 said:

    I used to be indecisive, but now I am not so sure

    "Quick tip for yourself: if you're ever doing an after-dinner speech, you say "My Lords, Ladies and Gentlemen, sorry I'm late, I just popped to the toilet. And while I was there, I saw some graffiti and it said "I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not so sure"". Straight away you've got them by the jaffas."
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  • Powell Is Pleasant
    Powell Is Pleasant Posts: 1,443
    Fiiish said:

    Watching movies on your television and they are barely audible and too dark, meaning you have to fanny about turning the brightness up and turning the volume to max, then when you switch back to regular telly it is too bright and too loud!

    Do the people that make the DVDs or put these things on Sky not realise that I don't watch movies in my own personal blacked out cinema with super surround sound?!

    I get annoyed with programmes that have an audience (different types, like Have I Got News For You, or Take Me Out), where the laughter/cheering/whatever is way louder than the dialogue itself.

    Have to keep changing the volume - it's the auditory equivalent of large speedbumps when you're trying to get somewhere quickly.
  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 28,593
    edited August 2015
    Bromley County Court.

    Unfortunately the court is experiencing a high back log of work, they are currently dealing with matters from the 9th July.

    How comes you have banked my cheque sent to you on the 16th July, with no sign of the paperwork I requested?
  • SuedeAdidas
    SuedeAdidas Posts: 7,733
    I think you meant to post this on the season ticket thread?
  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 28,593
    SuedeAdidas said:

    I think you meant to post this on the season ticket thread?

    I got mine last week, I was going to change seats, think I'll leave it a month.
  • SuedeAdidas
    SuedeAdidas Posts: 7,733
    guinnessaddick said:

    SuedeAdidas said:

    I think you meant to post this on the season ticket thread?

    I got mine last week, I was going to change seats, think I'll leave it a month.
    That would appear to be a good idea.
  • LenGlover
    LenGlover Posts: 31,651
    guinnessaddick said:

    Bromley County Court.

    Unfortunately the court is experiencing a high back log of work, they are currently dealing with matters from the 9th July.

    How comes you have banked my cheque sent to you on the 16th July, with no sign of the paperwork I requested?

    Katrien has a legal background

    #justsaying
  • cabbles
    cabbles Posts: 15,254
    Richard Branson quotes on Linkedin with a picture of Richard laughing with a drink in his hand or swimming with a dolphin
  • Bryan_Kynsie
    Bryan_Kynsie Posts: 2,179
    I think Branson is looking odder as he gets older. Its like he has been experimenting with a form of Botox but hasn't been willing to go the full hog.
  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 28,593
    LenGlover said:

    guinnessaddick said:

    Bromley County Court.

    Unfortunately the court is experiencing a high back log of work, they are currently dealing with matters from the 9th July.

    How comes you have banked my cheque sent to you on the 16th July, with no sign of the paperwork I requested?

    Katrien has a legal background

    #justsaying
    #justsayingshe'sgotherownproblemswithseasontickets.
  • cabbles
    cabbles Posts: 15,254
    Bryan_Kynsie said:

    I think Branson is looking odder as he gets older. Its like he has been experimenting with a form of Botox but hasn't been willing to go the full hog.

    Regardless of his look, I enjoy the fact that almost daily his PR team release another photo of him laughing on Necker Island, laughing in a car, laughing at a gathering, laughing whilst holding a fish, laughing in a hammock, laughing whilst he has his back to the camera, laughing whilst in space, laughing in a hot air balloon, laughing with his face on a credit card, laughing with his face on the side of a plane, laughing as he's taking a number two, together with a sentence about entrepreneurship.

    As soon as they release it some wally shares it on LinkedIn and 1000s of other walleys then write comments underneath such as 'so true' or 'Richard you're an amazing human being'
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