Royal Wedding Thread

killerandflash

Is anyone counting how many times he said “love”?

lordromford

This yank pastor is like Joey fucking Tribiani.
Marriage is about loving and giving,
Giving and loving
And loving.
And giving...

I really think the whole royal family is thinking “ what the actual fuck is this?”

I certainly am.

Huskaris

killerandflash said:

Is anyone counting how many times he said “love”?

I hear it's the way...

Huskaris

lordromford said:

This yank pastor is like Joey fucking Tribiani.
Marriage is about loving and giving,
Giving and loving
And loving.
And giving...

I really think the whole royal family is thinking “ what the actual fuck is this?”

I certainly am.

Yeah... It's certainly getting a bit tired... To paraphrase a great musician, he's talking a lot, but he's not saying anything...

RedChaser

Damn shouldn't have tuned in, I can't stop singing 'son of a preacher man' by Dusty Springbox now!

Uboat

I love this bloke. Highlight of the day.
Plenty of 'ha ha, look at the funny old black man' looks amongst the congregation, predictably.

Nug

This blokes gone off piste. Embarrassing.

limeygent

Callumcafc said:

Cannot question this bloke's passion.

Way too long...

SELR_addicks

Prefer this guy to the usual boring nonsense at these events.

se9addick

Fire now? Come on mate

ME14addick

This is going to put the timings out

killerandflash

He’s the American Karl Robinson...

Manicmania

Can someone play the Oscars orchestra music...? this bloke has been going on forever!!

Uboat

limeygent said:

Callumcafc said:

Cannot question this bloke's passion.

Way too long...

It's a sermon. They're usually fairly long.

scabbyhorse

Have just warped into a parallel universe......fucking hell

Callumcafc

Made this ten times more interesting. Wondering if they'll start playing gentle music in the background like they do at the Oscars...

Huskaris

I think Prince George will get married before Harry and Meghan at this rate...

scabbyhorse

Phillip will get his hunting rifle out in a minute bloody hell

EveshamAddick

I think we get it. Now move on.

fat man on a moped

Biggest gig he's ever had....... and he's making the most of it

lordromford

SELR_addicks said:

Prefer this guy to the usual boring nonsense at these events.

I know what you mean, but it’s still boring.
The guy’s making himself look stupid.

SELR_addicks

https://twitter.com/ElliotHackney/status/997796305140371456

blackpool72

At last he's finished

Huskaris

Uboat said:

I love this bloke. Highlight of the day.
Plenty of 'ha ha, look at the funny old black man' looks amongst the congregation, predictably.

That's a bit disingenuous, the guy is talking like a prat.

paulbaconsarnie

Was waiting for this...

SELR_addicks

Huskaris said:

Uboat said:

I love this bloke. Highlight of the day.
Plenty of 'ha ha, look at the funny old black man' looks amongst the congregation, predictably.

That's a bit disingenuous, the guy is talking like a prat.

They're all talking like prats, it's a wedding.

Huskaris

SELR_addicks said:

Huskaris said:

Uboat said:

I love this bloke. Highlight of the day.
Plenty of 'ha ha, look at the funny old black man' looks amongst the congregation, predictably.

That's a bit disingenuous, the guy is talking like a prat.

They're all talking like prats, it's a wedding.

I withdraw my comment.

Uboat

Huskaris said:

Uboat said:

I love this bloke. Highlight of the day.
Plenty of 'ha ha, look at the funny old black man' looks amongst the congregation, predictably.

That's a bit disingenuous, the guy is talking like a prat.

Imagine it, a churchman talking about god and love at a wedding.

lordromford

Uboat said:

Huskaris said:

Uboat said:

I love this bloke. Highlight of the day.
Plenty of 'ha ha, look at the funny old black man' looks amongst the congregation, predictably.

That's a bit disingenuous, the guy is talking like a prat.

Imagine it, a churchman talking about god and love at a wedding.

Over and over and over and over and over and over and over oh for fucks sake.